seven second delay

halp me !!

cmon guys im on hold lets riff out a def!

sauce boss:

bartender

you are ace.

nice chaki

got a dr morbs shout out in there

btw you can also hear me call the best show from two weeks ago talking shit about jimmy pardo about within the first 30 minutes of the show

what are they doing now?

haha, awesome, chaki

uh, xpost, but's awesome, too

wait i srsly thought that was morbius??? anyway where the fuck was everyone else???

i called in twice but was denied the first time & put on hold the second time (i believed disingenuously & hung up immediately). this was probably because i couldnt manage to say 'sauce boss' without giggling.

actually on second thought i kind of regret hanging up cuz call-screener guy got a laugh out of it the 2nd time, im not sure if he was actually willing to go for it or not

my description of the term: "ive only heard it used, im not sure what it really means, but i think its a uh, its a person who consumes alcohol, but he controls it, he's the boss of the sauce." my secondary answer was: paul newman

in support of ken. axe was utter horsepoop.

thx chaki ... I was on hold when the show ended. :( Was gonna use "blood diamonds!"

I honestly never knew there was a pronunciation for "pwned."

(seems Ken & Andy don't watch Chappelle, given "badonkadonk")

i still dont understand "blood diamonds"

im with you, bb

me neither, but I was outta Noise code

did uguys hear my call or what?

yah. but who was "pwned"

so is the bar mitzvah on?

also, recap of Slang show:

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2007/11/losing-my-religion.html

i randomly listened to the slang show (first time hearing ssd) and was like "huh, that's weird that some dude used 'dr. morbius' in a sentence"

One of the funniest Seven Second Delays of the last few years, if not ever.

i didn't think it was all that hilarious though :(

once you're familiar with Ken and Andy's personalities and their unchanging relationship, it's funnier. I thought the wife-raping material at the top was the best moment of the slang show.

no bar mitzvah YET, alas

Julia was treated to wife raping jokes as her introduction to the show. Andy does not have a new swoony female fan.

are we callin today or what

i called and said "kucinich-esque"

whoa...actual comedy in that show

ive completely forgotten about this show the past couple weeks, listening to yesterdays now.

morbuis is otmx2; the slang episode was classic, & you do have to listen to a few shows to enjoy the ken/andy dynamic

im kind of blown away by yesterday...

did Jack win the election? I missed the results (I was the one w/ the Nixon slogan, "tanned rested & ready").

Andy had several LOL lines like "the plaudits of a grateful nation"

also re moon landings "that's why God made Wikipedia"

there may have been a record set for times andy said, "oh good lord" ... he had to restrain himself several times

"confers with his constituency" but that was ken i think...

chaki, you need to get out here for the marathon..and all nb staffed marathon show would be a fine idea..more wheel of fate.

no, doc, that andrew kid won...but clearly only because he "got outthe vote" within his familial support network...

even if the whole thing was just a gag, that kid should call in everyweek for a bit..give him a regular spot...hell, thats what the jokes from india could be for..

ill email ken now

in emailing ken i found some screengrabs from the webcam during andy's barbering

http://a434.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_87e22ee3e3b25e24c72b3d1c18c375e9.jpg

ok, i will listen to some more shows

bb, id love to come to the marathon. im such a fanboy.

classic: a contest over who is the best immigrant. Prize money: $15.

"you don't even let hippies in here"

I want Andy to be my weird uncle.

The slang show featured a good future premise mention: Andy guesses Who Is Gay

haha kenan andy's annoying niece calls in sometimes. she talks about going to jewish school and stuff.

and all nb staffed marathon show would be a fine idea

yes!!!

esp if it was the Soak Andy for Pledges edition

"thank you chalky"

lol

I missed entire show, what was?

secret santa..i only heard second half

had no idea about chalky's l u v for all things swayze

im in a band called Dalton

(I was the one w/ the Nixon slogan, "tanned rested & ready").

haha, i heard that shit

I have Red Dawn on DVD. What do I win?

Black Dog would be a better brag, tho. My movie collection is sorely deficient in the Swayze/Meat Loaf/Randy Travis department.