good work karl
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:02 (seven years ago)
That's a good dog, nath! here's mine: https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1F4AB
the little one was only 6 months old and has since gotten a bit bigger (but not much), and the big one is now all fluffed up and magnificent in her winter coat. She's the softest, fluffiest black and white cloud, and I can never stop petting her
― Dan I., Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:15 (seven years ago)
Omg they are so sweet! I wish I cld cuddle'em!
― nathom, Sunday, 10 March 2019 21:05 (seven years ago)
very good news - the owner saw my wife's facebook group post and contacted us. they'll pick her up tomorrow.
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:26 (seven years ago)
yeah, i just know i would want someone to do the same for my dog if she ever got in a pickle
but of course, because internet, not one, not two, but THREE different people yelled at my wife on the facebook post because they were angry that we took the dog to the anti-cruelty society on the same day instead of spending more time trying to find the owner
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:31 (seven years ago)
yah, fuck the internet and anybody that uses it for any reason, doing anything at all out of your way in those circumstances is life saving
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:45 (seven years ago)
https://hyperallergic.com/486657/new-york-new-museum-of-the-dog
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 March 2019 12:35 (seven years ago)
you did a good thing, Karl, ignore those people <3
that said, when I was a teenager a skinny sad-eyed half-grown cat moved into our shed through the ill-fitting door. our cat didn't get on with it so letting it in the house didn't work out, but we made it a bed in the shed and fed it and put posters everywhere locally - and we lived in a small town with only one supermarket, pre-internet-shopping, so we thought surely the poster would get seen there. after 2 weeks we took it to the shelter and the next day the owners called, and got v cross because the shelter wouldn't give it back until they paid for a medical and neutering, and they said they couldn't afford it and we'd "stolen" their cat and they didn't want it neutered, and I felt bad for that situation
(but they also seemed needlessly aggro and not v interested in the cat and had a lot of noisy kids and a big noisy aggressive dog that we thought probably scared the cat away? and it seemed maybe red-flag-ish that they had gone two weeks without responding to posters on lamp-posts right on their street? so I was also glad that now the shelter was going to vet them and their house and we didn't have to make the decisions tbh. kitty was cute and young and would prob have been rehomed no problem.)
anyway that was a long rambling story, I forgot about that cat, but thank you Karl for doing a good thing *fistbumpemoji*
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:20 (seven years ago)
I moved, my new house is really lovely and there's a fenced-in backyard. Every time I let the dog out there for a period of time, she comes in smelling like burnt fur. Or mild skunk. I don't understand why.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 March 2019 22:37 (seven years ago)
she's smokin up back there bro, but it's hard to handle the lighter with no thumbs
― Dan I., Tuesday, 12 March 2019 17:16 (seven years ago)
Watch her. Its canine instinct to roll in animal shit/carcasses, to hide their own odor from prey.
― contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:20 (seven years ago)
I'd hang a Lucian Freud dog on my walls.
― contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:25 (seven years ago)
i love kratu so so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MB3WQKzsZk&feature=youtu.be
― macropuente (map), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:38 (seven years ago)
https://youtu.be/4MB3WQKzsZk
https://i.imgur.com/9qHDjBY.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/HQVWq8q.jpg
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 04:14 (seven years ago)
uncanny
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:09 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/zco8Q7U.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 April 2019 17:21 (seven years ago)
Sigh
― nathom, Saturday, 20 April 2019 10:40 (seven years ago)
this is maybe the 10,232nd best video of this dog, but i just love finn the bat dog
Leaving the water cooler for the umpire then going to visit the fans. pic.twitter.com/PcbEbLiEr8— Finn The Bat Dog (@finnthebatdog) May 22, 2019
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 05:44 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/l1I2CkR.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:22 (six years ago)
mornin boo
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:26 (six years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/7d851c2b56cbed6e4afa28724824fc39/tumblr_pwgpncnFiV1w7u8nmo1_1280.jpg
― Andy Jones, Earth-Born Angel of Love (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:14 (six years ago)
Murdy the Dawg! SOTY Contender? 🏆 pic.twitter.com/yEqOouXYcQ— Thrasher Magazine (@thrashermag) August 28, 2019
― devvvine, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:30 (six years ago)
did you all see this farting dog?
This dog farting and pissing-off this cat makes me happy...😊😊 pic.twitter.com/IkWwWaIgLA— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 26, 2019
― i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:26 (six years ago)
board description obvs
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:56 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyLw7iYVlo8
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:58 (six years ago)
Really feeling that last guy's feelings,
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 15 September 2019 20:12 (six years ago)
Here's the best thread to use in this trying time.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:53 (six years ago)
DOGS <3
― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:53 (six years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/uETJJX2.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:55 (six years ago)
http://www.mikeburger.com/td-simpsons-dog.jpg
― Evan, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:59 (six years ago)
charming lil mutant
This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy pic.twitter.com/ge8B0KlLa3— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 13, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 22:44 (six years ago)
:)
― nxd, Friday, 15 November 2019 09:48 (six years ago)
Your timeline is now blessed with the Flow Coma doges. pic.twitter.com/99mJTMG1R7— frozen reeds (@frozenreeds) December 11, 2019
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:01 (six years ago)
This dog dancing to Reggaeton is the best thing you’ll ever see today pic.twitter.com/hRojKOJ5iP— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) December 11, 2019
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:08 (six years ago)
yeeeeeees
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:22 (six years ago)
This has cheered me up! pic.twitter.com/4wZaslPbpj— Heather Rufus Countess of Midlandshire 🔶 (@gmai_sutton) December 28, 2019
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:25 (six years ago)
that's legit
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:31 (six years ago)
but how is he at tetris
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 December 2019 17:41 (six years ago)
holy shit, i tracked down to the original account (@my_aussie_gal on instagram) and this one WILL cheer you up. holy shit:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Brvn7M4g-lQ/
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:04 (six years ago)
seriously, this belongs on the next golden record that they send into space
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:05 (six years ago)
the dog's name is secret. my heart has exploded
my_aussie_gal is the argument every dog lover has against feline social media influencers
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:07 (six years ago)
i would trust this dog with my taxes
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:11 (six years ago)
wondering what he would charge to put together a low carb diet plan for me
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 December 2019 23:44 (six years ago)
Evil Guide Dog has a cousin
this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy. pic.twitter.com/fGdiUbmw5o— kim. (@KimmyMonte) February 25, 2020
(which I was going to post to the Evil Guide Dog thread but then thought it was best preserved as a beautiful mausoleum; RIP Evil Guide Dog gifs)
― a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:24 (six years ago)
Love that dude . He really is trying to help and just encourage his owner to ditch the walker
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:30 (six years ago)
it's better to post it here, nobody goes on sad evil guide dog thread!
i love this dog and would love to be their pal
xp
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:33 (six years ago)
so glad to see this going around
― sleeve, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:53 (six years ago)