lord custos tribute thread

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*sarcasm*

and what, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

"omg why am i still wearing my earrings?"

-- Allyzay, Wednesday, May 12, 2004 11:33 PM (2 years ago)

^^^ i'm still planning on using this for my book so no one steal it, i know it's hott

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

TEH CHORUS:
You don't...want to get...
SONNED BY A WITE KID pussy ass bitch
SONNED BY A WITE KID makin me sick
SONNED BY A WITE KID fuck y'all hoes
SONNED BY A WITE KID you fuckin homo

etc. Imagine it sung by DMX or somethin'

-- AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:13 AM (2 years ago)

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

is that an example of reverse-racism rap

dmr, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

The Economist
September 18th 2018

Contents

On the cover
Americans still lead the world in hell of shit, but no longer in the arena of technology. Decades of slacking have left the US' working population left out of the biggest advances and even the military looks to be falling behind: Leader, page 15. Busted-ass telecoms, page 35. Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41


8 The world this week

Leaders

13 Euro Pussies
What in the damn hell

14 Fucking Chinks
Shitty leadership surprise

15 US Techno Meltdown
Told you, bitch

17 The New Assholes
Labour fucked you again

Letters

20 On smuggling, the Arab League, fucked-up tariffs, shit

Special Report

31 Education in Africa
Still shitcanned after all these years

...etc.

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, September 21, 2004 11:14 PM (2 years ago)

and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey mike judge made a whole movie about that

TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

give it fifteen years, you'll hear a newstory about a naked, gibbering Dana Carvey being discovered in the fetal position atop of George Bush's grave, gnawing on his fingernails.

DANA: babble, gah gah, munch...
SECURITY GUARD: Mr. Carvey, Mr. Carvey...
(gently pulls DANA's hands away from his mouth)
SECURITY GUARD: You're just chewing bone now. Come on.

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, March 16, 2005

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41

nickalicious, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

On the flipside, I can't help but Imagine a black guy in a Flash Costume whenever I say "Turbonegro"

"My name iz Wally Washington, an' I'm the fastest nigga alive. And this is mah bitch, XS"

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, May 4, 2003

strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh god

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

you couldn't even ban custos because he wasn't so much a racist as an imbecile

strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ludickid.com/122503.htm

gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

omg

strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

geoff you are today's winner in the internet archeology sweepstakes

strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

i am today's winner in the being a complete fuckup because i can remember "lord custos's" real name is "william renkin" but not what the birthdays of anyone close to me are contest

gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, a line from keats in there? nope. william renkin.

gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

how do you know his name??

s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

his old email address

strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

i remembered his old email i guess. he was in his heydey when i first arrived and was trying to figure this place out so i guess it stuck

xpost

gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

god that's in poor taste, custos.
-- vahid (vahid), Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

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But its hilarious.
-- David Allen, Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

And one thing I know is I ain't no suckah, sucka. I been at all this shit longer than mosta your bitch asses. I don't know why you bringing "sexual" into this, I am a 45 year-old straight man with kids. What have I said that is "sexual"? I find this part fascinating.

Yo, moonship, keep it gully!

-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:02 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

nice abrupt change of tone there with the last sentence.

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

every forksclovetofu post

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Cunga

am0n, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

KRS-One had the right idea, but he was a bit too crazed. I prefer Michael Franti of the DHH. He's Jello Biafra with a tan!

-- Lord Custos X, Friday, June 14, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Monday, 28 May 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

omg

s1ocki, Monday, 28 May 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

the problem is that the definition of "unfit to live" might suddenly change while the purge is going on. First the so-called "cleansers" get rid of the "obvious losers and wastes of vital resources" and then they suddenly add "suspected losers and wastes of vital resources"; and then they start weeding within their own ranks. Eventually, everybody is fair game in the Coming Cull.
Like my uncle would've said "hey...if the bad buys can do it to a Jew, they can just as easy do it to you."
and so forth.

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, August 8, 2004 2:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

wow... where to start

s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

the problem with genocide is that it might lead to infighting!!

s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

custos is x+1 times better than the "sensitive" new ILE crew

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

"WHERE'S MAH TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"U AIN'T GETTING NO PIZZA 'TIL I GETS MAH TIP!"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"UM...TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:03 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"LOOK, LAST LADY TOTALLY STIFFED ME...I AIN'T GOIN' HOME TONITE WITHOUT..."

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"WAIT...AM I BEING PUNK'D? ASHTON?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

BAD MOVIE NIGHT 4: WE HEAR DIS PLANE STEALTH IS A BAD MOTHER

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:15 (3 weeks ago) Link

shut yo mouf

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:26 (3 weeks ago) Link

I'm just talkin bout Stealth!

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:27 (3 weeks ago) Link

and what, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.

-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM

sanskrit, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

post on bernie mac tribute thread

and what, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Big Johnson Attorney's: Our Habeas Will Make You a Corpus

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:54 (55 minutes ago) Link

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 12 July 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

NEW REPUBLICAN PARTY EMBLEM

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party
is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The Committee chairman
explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

from an unrelated nixon thread

and what, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

destroys the next generation

s1ocki, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

picard watch out for them rubbers bro

latebloomer, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Picard to Earth: Stay Home!

^^^lord custos suggest palestinians be exiled to another planet

and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

could this thread be the wrongest thread ever from what was originally a decent enough thread idea?

-- Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 8:19 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

otm re that thread.

s1ocki, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.

bnw, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

I remember seeing slutsky's name and thinking "huh, dude thinks he's PRETTY funny".

admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

Tracer, you may think I'm kidding, but I'm not.
There might be thousands of inhabitable planets within a 100 light year radius. Enough for every possible group of angry misanthropes to get an entire planet to call their own.
I look forward to such a scenario.

-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 5:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

intergalactic apartheid

and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.andale.com/f2/125/115/8617084/1119380293748_Wolverine131SlurImage.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

haha

admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.

-- bnw, Friday, July 20, 2007 8:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think i ever even saw it!!

s1ocki, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

Taking Sides: Slo-mo the Rapping Retard vs The Mighty MC Hawking

and what, Saturday, 21 July 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

I *myself* am not implying that MC Hawking was "pretentious", ergo why I keep putting quotes around the word. I kinda assumed somebody else would. I'm actually a fan. And I think mister noodles hit it right on the head when he said:
Those who would call call MC Hawking pretensious just dont understand the message that hes preaching. Hawking is like a prophet to the new age of rap.
Yep, now that
* Chuck D hasn't put out anything of relevance in nearly a decade
* Ice-T still hasn't lived down wearing that Kangaroo costume
* KRS-1 has essentially morphed into Oliver Stone with a Tan.
* And worst of all nobody even remembers Arrested Development or DHH or PM Dawn....
I guess MC Hawking might be the only thing left.

-- Lord Custos III, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Saturday, 21 July 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)


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