Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems like he's campaigning for the title, yes.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

wait what???

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you think M4nde3 would bone me?

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs

beneath the male feminist often lies the male horndog

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

ain't nothin' beneath this horndog!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i think we're all forgetting something....

jess

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

jess has had sex?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

except P1tchfork, these days

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

another point for it not being me, then.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

Don't forget about Tripe.

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, but you forget i have actually had sex with ethan

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/v2/news/0904/02/1/images/0.jpg

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

not great sex, but nonetheless

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jess!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

hi! that was just an experiment! i guess i was un-banned at some point. i suspect i will be re-banned soonish.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

only if you try to have sex with me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Is Jess female?)

-- Momus (nic...), May 1st, 2003 11:42 PM.

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only my undertaker knows for sure
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:44 PM.

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wait JESS is a woman? I thought all of you LAFFED at me when i told my story of thinking jess was a woman named jessICA back on the "wish happy birthday to jess" thread earlier this year ?
and now everyone is treating jess as a female? WTF? is there a mangina here???????????????

-- Vic (Iodine99...), May 1st, 2003 11:45 PM.

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Based on nothing:

Round 1 results:
kate over ally
jess over felicity

Round 2
POO: kate v jess

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:47 PM.

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best thread evah
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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JESS over FELICITY? what kind of crazy world do you live in?
-- di smith (lucylure...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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based on vic's info:
The hottest chick on the board is JESS!
BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!)

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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fear the gaping mouth of my demon vagina
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:51 PM.

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish you noise types no ill will.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

it's true, you haven't maligned us in print anytime recently that i'm aware of.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

but seriously congratulations on your fancy new job. heard about that the other day.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm working on a big "HSTENCIL IS A COCK" cover story, don't worry

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

j/k thanx

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

now hstencil, see if you can get jess and dominique to make out

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

she is so out of my league it isn't even funny

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

but you both think lightning bolt sounds like metallica!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

all of a sudden i'm flashing back to the girl i dated for a week in high school because she "liked fIREHOSE."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

whats the job strongo?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

military strongman

― strng hlkngnt (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link

no, someone actually gave me control of a music section

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i promise to be KIND TO NOISE...no more screeds

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i imagine i'll have about as much luck pitching you as people who i haven't slagged off online.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

haha AND IT BEGINS

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

great jess, i love the pennysaver

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

haha joel if you've got something keyed to a bmore show go for it...i've got far more annoying people on ilx pitching me

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jess!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

$10 to whoever guesses who started bugging me even before my first day

hi blount!

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd like to nurse her back to health, etc.

-- The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

miccio?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

no, i like miccio

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

ethan!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

hint: ;-)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Eddy. i hear there are pay cuts at VV

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

most unfun, gear

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

ah so the first big story will be a five pager on the return of the Pumpkins

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

jess, i like you, i've always thought your anger was funny, but seriously, this is the most human and nice i've ever seen you

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

are you ok?

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

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