Riley is wonderful.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:24 (seven years ago)
We are getting a dog on Sunday. Our lovely old Boswell died at Easter in 2017, and we have been sadly dogless long enough.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 05:34 (seven years ago)
congrats on getting a new pup! (i call all dogs pups, regardless of age, sorry)
would appreciate a pic or two when you get it! :)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:41 (seven years ago)
this is my dog, Bird, about 5 minutes before becoming a temporary cone dog:https://i.imgur.com/A7WTc6U.jpgshe had to wear it for about a week because she kept licking a small abrasion on her leg and making it worsehttps://i.imgur.com/TS0f38e.jpg
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:57 (seven years ago)
key fact: Bird is my very best friend in the entire world, and is the very best friend that has ever existed in the entire history of the world
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:58 (seven years ago)
Dogs are greatThat’s one nice doggo you got there
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 12 November 2018 06:15 (seven years ago)
she loves to sleep on top of feet
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 06:33 (seven years ago)
a+ dog
― I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 07:57 (seven years ago)
wearing the hell out of that cone too
dogs are good friends
― niels, Monday, 12 November 2018 08:14 (seven years ago)
great dog
― nxd, Monday, 12 November 2018 09:30 (seven years ago)
All these dogs are extremely excellent dogs
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 10:14 (seven years ago)
Bird is so clearly a very good dog.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)
i wanna share!
bowtie boy was good now waiting for his puppuccino
https://i.imgur.com/3wF8luA.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)
look at that face! extremely good boy imo
― I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)
lots of very good dogs itt
― gbx, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)
should have shot and posted some footage of the dead-eyed, yappy dachshund I used to live next door to, just to balance things out. though she probably was a good dog too, deep down inside.
― oder doch?, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:48 (seven years ago)
Yappy dogs are unhappy dogs. Dogs bark when they're fearful.
It's really unfortunate that humans have bred so many breeds to be yappy. Imagine being born from a 2-300 year legacy of the most anxiety ridden people.
Sometimes, I walk with a pocket of duck jerky dog treats. I've fed them through fences to yappy dogs (Teufel of course gets his).
― Sanpaku, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)
guys look at this fuckin’ golden retriever / German shepherd cross
https://66.media.tumblr.com/114b28148bf645c25deb72c027fbcbc1/tumblr_inline_pb6svjioLI1r3gakg_540.jpg
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)
i love him
welp, you could boop mah nose if you want to, i love it
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)
'yes i am proud possessor of these ears'
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:34 (seven years ago)
prime minister of floofistan
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:30 (seven years ago)
such a good dog
― niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 09:03 (seven years ago)
have been thinking abt this dog all day
is it real
― niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:07 (seven years ago)
pro-tip: google image search 'golden shepherd' for a good time
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:14 (seven years ago)
That's a bad pro tip for anyone currently trying to be a pro at work. Especially when the google leads on to "shollie".
― Tim, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)
o haihttps://66.media.tumblr.com/5a161de2287afb7789e2e272dfdf5bf7/tumblr_oc254rwTe61qj1aoeo1_1280.jpg
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 20:51 (seven years ago)
SO many dogs that need to be smooshed.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)
Um hey there boss, can you swing by the treats aisle and um we’re gonna need a bigger cart yoohoo
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:38 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/IQ8Cl8s.jpg
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:18 (seven years ago)
if that pup was on the dark side we'd all be imperials
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:24 (seven years ago)
General Malone! Prepare my leash for immediate walkies!
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:27 (seven years ago)
*whispers to self* this is what i live for
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)
BG, I'm gonna need to know how old that fluffy dreamboat is.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:49 (seven years ago)
i don't know! it was just a pic i found on the internets. i'm guessing maybe six months?
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 November 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)
i have a policy to post any dog tweet that gets more than 500K likes, hope that's ok
my dog has a stuffed bear that he always hangs out with and he sat in front of the dryer the whole cycle just to make sure he would be okay😭😭 pic.twitter.com/h8gCzFUdDX— Jacqueline (@jacquelineestey) November 23, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:00 (seven years ago)
You're doing God's work, Karl.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:38 (seven years ago)
We have our dog, Zita:
We have DAWG pic.twitter.com/GzAgLGHyyR— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
pic.twitter.com/6dkKtvY8en— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 22, 2018
THE SAVAGERY IS INDESCRIBABLE pic.twitter.com/CHZa0hS5IU— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
She has taken to a small toy bucket, the kind kids take to the beach, and carries it around. You should hear her going up stairs.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:28 (seven years ago)
she is a darling, even though she clanks
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 07:34 (seven years ago)
a pup loudly clambering up the stairs is one of my favorite sounds in the world
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 08:27 (seven years ago)
i love their little duffer ways
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 09:06 (seven years ago)
This is my new short film, 'Small Dog Carries Inexplicably Beloved Bucket Up The Stairs'. pic.twitter.com/VBty339jvX— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 25, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)
I nominate it for all of the Oscars.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:45 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:18 (seven years ago)
also https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:20 (seven years ago)
whups, wrong also:https://i.imgur.com/KqoWUZP.gifv
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for these Christmas miracles!
― Fetchboy, Monday, 24 December 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)
Okay we scored seven goals BUT LOOK AT THIS VERY GOOD DOG ON THE ICE. pic.twitter.com/Z8sEgQpCJd— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) January 9, 2019
― Fetchboy, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:34 (seven years ago)
oh my god it looks and acts like the puppy version of my dog!
oooooooof my heart <3
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 January 2019 06:15 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/ID9jjtQ.gifv
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:32 (seven years ago)