also did you all see Riley, a few posts up? i fucking love that guy.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
For emphases (and because I may have screwed up the syntax): Teufel, the best dog.
http://i63.tinypic.com/14vl7bc.jpg
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link
Oops sorry for the repost. Seems I got it right the first time.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
Indiana is probably 7 or 8 months old now. She's adorable, but how can one have a dog that hates electronics as she does?
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link
bizarro, do you have dogs?
― i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link
it's one of the worst nightmares, for a hedgehog
Not as bad as folks burning piles of leaves, I imagine. Hard to be a 'hog.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link
Riley is wonderful.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
We are getting a dog on Sunday. Our lovely old Boswell died at Easter in 2017, and we have been sadly dogless long enough.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link
congrats on getting a new pup! (i call all dogs pups, regardless of age, sorry)
would appreciate a pic or two when you get it! :)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link
this is my dog, Bird, about 5 minutes before becoming a temporary cone dog:https://i.imgur.com/A7WTc6U.jpgshe had to wear it for about a week because she kept licking a small abrasion on her leg and making it worsehttps://i.imgur.com/TS0f38e.jpg
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link
key fact: Bird is my very best friend in the entire world, and is the very best friend that has ever existed in the entire history of the world
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link
Dogs are greatThat’s one nice doggo you got there
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 12 November 2018 06:15 (five years ago) link
she loves to sleep on top of feet
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 06:33 (five years ago) link
a+ dog
― I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 07:57 (five years ago) link
wearing the hell out of that cone too
dogs are good friends
― niels, Monday, 12 November 2018 08:14 (five years ago) link
great dog
― nxd, Monday, 12 November 2018 09:30 (five years ago) link
All these dogs are extremely excellent dogs
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 10:14 (five years ago) link
Bird is so clearly a very good dog.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
i wanna share!
bowtie boy was good now waiting for his puppuccino
https://i.imgur.com/3wF8luA.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
look at that face! extremely good boy imo
― I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link
lots of very good dogs itt
― gbx, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
should have shot and posted some footage of the dead-eyed, yappy dachshund I used to live next door to, just to balance things out. though she probably was a good dog too, deep down inside.
― oder doch?, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link
Yappy dogs are unhappy dogs. Dogs bark when they're fearful.
It's really unfortunate that humans have bred so many breeds to be yappy. Imagine being born from a 2-300 year legacy of the most anxiety ridden people.
Sometimes, I walk with a pocket of duck jerky dog treats. I've fed them through fences to yappy dogs (Teufel of course gets his).
― Sanpaku, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link
guys look at this fuckin’ golden retriever / German shepherd cross
https://66.media.tumblr.com/114b28148bf645c25deb72c027fbcbc1/tumblr_inline_pb6svjioLI1r3gakg_540.jpg
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
i love him
welp, you could boop mah nose if you want to, i love it
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link
'yes i am proud possessor of these ears'
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
prime minister of floofistan
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link
such a good dog
― niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link
have been thinking abt this dog all day
is it real
― niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link
pro-tip: google image search 'golden shepherd' for a good time
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
That's a bad pro tip for anyone currently trying to be a pro at work. Especially when the google leads on to "shollie".
― Tim, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link
o haihttps://66.media.tumblr.com/5a161de2287afb7789e2e272dfdf5bf7/tumblr_oc254rwTe61qj1aoeo1_1280.jpg
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link
SO many dogs that need to be smooshed.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
Um hey there boss, can you swing by the treats aisle and um we’re gonna need a bigger cart yoohoo
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/IQ8Cl8s.jpg
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link
if that pup was on the dark side we'd all be imperials
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link
General Malone! Prepare my leash for immediate walkies!
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link
*whispers to self* this is what i live for
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link
BG, I'm gonna need to know how old that fluffy dreamboat is.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link
i don't know! it was just a pic i found on the internets. i'm guessing maybe six months?
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link
i have a policy to post any dog tweet that gets more than 500K likes, hope that's ok
my dog has a stuffed bear that he always hangs out with and he sat in front of the dryer the whole cycle just to make sure he would be okay😭😭 pic.twitter.com/h8gCzFUdDX— Jacqueline (@jacquelineestey) November 23, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link
You're doing God's work, Karl.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
We have our dog, Zita:
We have DAWG pic.twitter.com/GzAgLGHyyR— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
pic.twitter.com/6dkKtvY8en— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 22, 2018
THE SAVAGERY IS INDESCRIBABLE pic.twitter.com/CHZa0hS5IU— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
She has taken to a small toy bucket, the kind kids take to the beach, and carries it around. You should hear her going up stairs.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:28 (five years ago) link
she is a darling, even though she clanks
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 07:34 (five years ago) link
a pup loudly clambering up the stairs is one of my favorite sounds in the world
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 08:27 (five years ago) link
i love their little duffer ways
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link
This is my new short film, 'Small Dog Carries Inexplicably Beloved Bucket Up The Stairs'. pic.twitter.com/VBty339jvX— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 25, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link
I nominate it for all of the Oscars.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link