friends, I lol'd
NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain.Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/xAqZ3HtvHa— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) August 26, 2018
― davey, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:17 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)
Crying
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTDlVAv4c
― pplains, Sunday, 18 November 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ursltNhpNpc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:59 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBjBXpAleig
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:06 (seven years ago)
ok that was dumb AND great
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:22 (seven years ago)
yeah i apologize/am proud
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:43 (seven years ago)
i had to look up what coaster that was! quite a drop
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:49 (seven years ago)
on similar lineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U&app=desktop
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:53 (seven years ago)
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/2019/02/07/basement-venue-knoxville-fort-sanders-code-violations/2788978002/
― ⅋ (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:40 (seven years ago)
jfc, that's why you host a "party" and ask for "donations." Amateurs.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:24 (seven years ago)
astounding
BRUH WTF IS GOING ON HERE LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/SyhRwRoS0a— Karl Alone 🐝 (@KarlAlon3) February 12, 2019
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 17 February 2019 21:25 (seven years ago)
pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019
― DJI, Monday, 18 March 2019 19:25 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)
sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit
Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:57 (seven years ago)
love it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (seven years ago)
Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?
― Evan, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:19 (seven years ago)
that's the joke! maybe too obscurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:25 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2IluTkXQAMYksi.jpg:large
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:10 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY
― DJI, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:51 (seven years ago)
That's...amazing.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:13 (seven years ago)
lol
― ogmor, Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:57 (seven years ago)
Amazing
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 00:07 (seven years ago)
https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:29 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:30 (seven years ago)
Gonna ride till i cant no more
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:50 (seven years ago)
'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 05:08 (seven years ago)
"where ya headed?"
"uh...horneytown rd."
"me too, brother."
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:24 (seven years ago)
Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (seven years ago)
"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"
"horneytown?"
"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"
― andrew m., Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:10 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png
― big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 16:07 (seven years ago)
"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:43 (six years ago)
I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy...."Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019
― jmm, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:42 (six years ago)
that reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 21:24 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 04:59 (six years ago)
i for sure thought was a joke
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (six years ago)
how could this have happened
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (six years ago)
battletoads is easier to play
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:32 (six years ago)
Resetting my GE washer was easier than this, but just as batshit crazy.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:09 (six years ago)
I now have a clear idea of what it feels like to walk out of a time machine and into a bewildering future which in no way resembles your period of origin.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:16 (six years ago)
Weird when a lightbulb joke just occurs in nature.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:27 (six years ago)
"How many Aggies does it take to reset a lightbulb?"
"Two. One to turn the light off and on, and the other to hold the red wire down for three seconds."
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:40 (six years ago)
The lightbulb reset procedure genuinely needs a “this is not a joke” step/notification, which is kind of an astounding achievement
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:44 (six years ago)
I'm just trying to plumb the mindset of people who are so thoroughly ensconced in this product development bubble that this makes total sense to them as a thing average consumers would and should do.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:48 (six years ago)
I can't stop thinking about map's dog post from March. It kinda makes me hate dogs.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:49 (six years ago)
Hey, don’t blame dogs for having fascinating anuses
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:52 (six years ago)
Restoring factory settings on the next generation of GE smart bulbs will involve interpretive dance, Tuvan throat singing, and a reconfiguration of your home such that it resembles the nest of a bowerbird.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:53 (six years ago)
the sheinhardt wig company has gone too far this time
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:55 (six years ago)
Step 34: express your dog’s anal glands for 8 seconds. Then turn on the lamp for 2 seconds.
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (six years ago)