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― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link
bizarro I am a bit worried that you have abandoned kitties for doggies :(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 2 July 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link
the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG— 𝕖𝕝𝕧 (@_ElvishPresley_) June 29, 2018
― flopson, Monday, 2 July 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link
fear not quincie i have space in my heart for both kitties and doggies
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 July 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link
is this old? i don't know
Someone likes to swim pic.twitter.com/AaqG0puADq— Pnk Hippo (@pnkhippo) June 30, 2018
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Monday, 2 July 2018 12:35 (five years ago) link
I wish I knew this dog:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhs79bBVQAAhVG9.jpg
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link
this is kind of stupid but i laughed anyway
Seems legit ✅ 😂📸: /u/PepperSprayP pic.twitter.com/7itM7pmO6R— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) July 18, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 01:31 (five years ago) link
Beekeepers have trained dogs to sniff out diseased larva and save entire hives. pic.twitter.com/p9LqFJKHce— Nature is Amazing 🌴 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 17, 2018
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link
great last two
― nxd, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
this is a quick video clip of a dog being carried up an escalator
https://imgur.com/gallery/bgapYhW
i love dogs. stuff like that makes me tear up. such a good dog, just needs a lil help this time
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link
my dog does that same move at the bottom whenever she just can't. sometimes it's possible to coax her into doing something she doesn't want to, but other times it's just a big nope. only instead of "carrying her up the escalator" at that point, i usually "literally walk her straight home and give her some peanut butter"
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link
That dog knew what was up! Escalators can severely injure dogs
― Dan I., Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:54 (five years ago) link
that was so darling<3whenever my dog didn’t want to do something he would lock his front legs and tilt his head down like a little stubborn ram and his thought bubble would say ‘what a terrible idea are you demented’
― estela, Thursday, 26 July 2018 03:43 (five years ago) link
Bless this doggo who stole a GoPro pic.twitter.com/tZwVdniJoQ— Jon Christian 🕵 (@Jon_Christian) July 29, 2018
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link
this is a very good boy
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link
check out this dog
https://i.imgur.com/AW1uszP.png?1
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 July 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
ワンちゃんが情熱的にピアノ弾きながら歌ってる動画が最高すぎ pic.twitter.com/gP8jtczapg— ཧཔདད།གཐའཛྷ (@GUCCIMAZE_LAMED) August 18, 2018
― Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link
does anyone even read this thread, wtf is wrong with you allthis is a musical genius that is also a dog
― Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 03:35 (five years ago) link
very very true
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 20 August 2018 07:55 (five years ago) link
<3this is the content i crave
― nxd, Monday, 20 August 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link
incredible
― niels, Monday, 20 August 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link
extremely good dog
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 August 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link
have not stopped thinking about this since I saw it. it’s so good pic.twitter.com/zYYy7moKGX— Megan Frantz (@megsfrantz) August 27, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 01:48 (five years ago) link
Must Retrieve pic.twitter.com/Q8XTBbn0bB— Animal Life (@animalIife) August 29, 2018
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
Some retrievers have webbed toes...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link
that's a good dog
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link
such a good dog
― niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/HxudcV0
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link
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― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link
i can't get over this dachsund's strung-out-on-meth-at-hour-72 expression
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmC28JWVAAAtf4O.jpg
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 2 September 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link
i like that dachshund
― the late great, Sunday, 2 September 2018 06:07 (five years ago) link
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― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 September 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link
dogs are great
― niels, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 07:22 (five years ago) link
I could watch this all day.pic.twitter.com/MtIUJdjAUD— Maggie Resists Trump (@Stop_Trump20) October 25, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
just posting this here so i can try to play them both at the same time
― the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
you know you would help riley out
This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/KA9BO2SAL9— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 22, 2018
― Karl Malone, Monday, 5 November 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link
this is my dog blog, i guess
does anyone here like dogs
me🐶irl https://t.co/WUbz0ot50H pic.twitter.com/Soup4zzbYE— me irl (@it_meirl_bot) November 10, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
the leaf pile videos here are everything
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link
Dillon still loves a pile of leaves. But then, so does my niece - maybe it's a universal thing. Imagine being a sleepy hedgehog and someone comes smashing through your bed...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link
it's one of the worst nightmares, for a hedgehog
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
it's right up there with humans calling them "sonic". yes we know, sonic the hedgehog, they have heard it so many times it's unbelievable
karl, i like dogs fyi
― i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
I've been dogsitting for my father and stepmother this weekend.
Indiana, a yorkie mix puppy, is the worst dog. She shits in the house immediately after walks, and leaps up to dining room tables to shred newspapers. Yesterday, she negotiated the dining room chairs (which were correctly placed under the table) to eat my bluetooth headphones and laptop power supply.
JJ, their two year old hound with a troubled past, is the second worst dog. She was found in January guarding her first owner's body after a suicide, was tazered by police, and my stepmother adopted her. After a month she started appreciating what life had to offer, but she still refuses to relieve herself on walks, demanding to be released to her spot on the driveway at precisely 9 AM and 9 PM. She also cries for hours and peels the paint off bedroom doors if separated from humans. As they're forbidden to enter my father's rooms, I've now spent 2 nights sleeping on a couch with two dogs sleeping atop me. The two of them were happy with this arrangement.
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This has reinforced my belief that Teufel, my vacant lot born adopted mutt, is the best dog. He has never once in six years either relieved himself in the house or destroyed anything but designated dog toys. Those, he destroys those in minutes. He has observed the youngsters with evident disgust.
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― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
sanpaku how old is Indiana? maybe she'll learn with some more time. poor JJ, though. that is a sad story. your father and stepmother are wonderful for taking her in.
bizarro, do you have dogs?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
also did you all see Riley, a few posts up? i fucking love that guy.
For emphases (and because I may have screwed up the syntax): Teufel, the best dog.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link
Oops sorry for the repost. Seems I got it right the first time.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
Indiana is probably 7 or 8 months old now. She's adorable, but how can one have a dog that hates electronics as she does?
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link
― i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link
Not as bad as folks burning piles of leaves, I imagine. Hard to be a 'hog.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link