i got the hangover gang over

I blame the lovely cider laurel made me and eating FENNEL SALAD for dinner

i blame the 6 hours of drinking whiskey ugh

UGH UGH UGH it seems that last night I bought a $13.00/36 song JOHN DENVER compilation on itunes

http://theband.hiof.no/band_pictures/all_time_greatest_hits_john_denver_big.jpg

what the fucking hell was i thinking?

WHERE IS HIS SHIRT AAAAAAAAGH

yeah, that's pretty disturbing. topless!

Shanghai breezes cool and clearing
evening's sweet caress
Shanghai breezes soft and gentle
remind me of your tenderness

And the moon and the stars are the same ones you see
it's the same old sun up in the sky
And your love in my life is like heaven to me
like the breezes here in old Shanghai

BUYER'S REMORSE

There are children raised in sorrow,
on the scorched and barren plain/
there are children raised beneath the
golden sun. There are children of the
water, children of the sand/
and they cry out through the universe,
their voices raised as one.
I want to live, I want to grow,
I want to see, I want to know.
I want to share what I can give,
I want to be, I want to live.
We are standing all together, face to face and arm in arm/
we are standing on the threshold of a dream.
No more hunger, no more killing,
no more wasting life away/
It is simply an idea, and I know its time has come.
I want to live, I want to grow,
I want to see, I want to know.
I want to share what I can give,
I want to be, I want to live.

http://www.cathappy.com/images/JD%20photos/Denver2.jpg

(I will post no more about this.)

ahahahaha

day 21 of my 'just checking to make sure i didn't accidentally get addicted to anything' january detox. no drugs, no cigarettes, not a sip of alcohol.

i will see you all back here in approximately ten days.

PLEASE MAKE ME STOP SMELLING LIKE BOOOOOZE

Wait,what kind?

whiskey

Urgh

i should have switched to beer after the first...or second...or third...but i never did ;_;

oh god roommate cooking bacon smell makes me want to vomit why do i have to go to work today nooooooooooooooo

weed is the merzbow mix cd that clears the hangover gang out of my brain party

I just needed some butter

head no good today badhead

great fuckin weekend

not getting any better

should I try kombucha to kill the hangover monster?

I got jasmine green tea and now coffee but nothing helps omg wine u evil

I got to work early and now stuck sitting in front of 3 mo divas b roll on loop kill me now

yesterday for post-birthday hangover i drank tea and laid on the couch with my laptop and watched 3 movies and dr who and then got showered at 8pm and went out and was telling a friend about the movies and forgot completely what the 2nd one was - it took me at least 20 min to remember
every time i have a hangover i feel like i should take up calculus or something in desperate attempt to recover brain cells

yeah i haven't been getting painful hangovers lately, just cloudiness of the head and a general sensation of stupidity.

oof

fuck this shit I'm going back on the wagon

weak

oh tiny gay friend why did I join you in toasting amy winehouse with shots of mr. boston's vodka

(answer: I was under the impression that any drinking you do on february 29th doesn't count cuz it's not technically a real day)

oh hey guys, long time no see

ok i actually managed to cook myself some food when i got home at 5 last nite. cook!

how do i know? because i found this this morning:

http://i29.tinypic.com/10pa8gx.jpg

so the ability to cook a meal 13 drinks deep at five in the morning but not remembering to eat it. this is a useful tool for understanding my life in general.

^ long lost bro

my mouth tastes like tequila

my mouth tastes like whiskey

and hint of peanuts

i have three different leftover mexican meals in my fridge from getting drunk the last three nights. i dont really want to eat them

GUH

Wow, jhoshea, you managed to plate up orange slices, even?

I had a very peaceful time last night, no drinkies...but I ended up not getting enough sleep and decided this afternoon that beer was some kind of appropriate remedy in my attempt to navigate through the seemingly overbearing Sunday. Now I'm growing concerned that tomorrow will end up a day of regret.

Why do I not simply make a sandwich and take a nap like a normal, sensible folk?

Today has been a day of many naps interspersed with frantic chugging of water. Apparently I still rock the tell-tale red wine lip stains.

Hi guys it's Easter and I'm still hammered. Meeting with vice provost tomorrow, yay!

the thing i can't believe is that you even cooked vegetables

bourbon on tuesday night, gangover on wednesday morning :/

maybe i will drink no more of these gin drinks for a while

Jesus christ I don't know what happened but I haven't been this wretched for a good long while.

BOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!

blahhh