5yo daughter, on meeting an excellent dog:Her: I'm going to marry him!Me: I think that's against the law.Her: Why?! WE'RE BOTH MAMMALS!!!
Also,
friends: "we're going out tonight Paul, would you like to come?"me: "i'd love to but I'm busy"me later: pic.twitter.com/o8PrXso0gz— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) May 13, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 14 May 2018 06:20 (eight years ago)
this is the future liberals want
― martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 May 2018 08:54 (eight years ago)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-44195490
Good dog
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 15:45 (eight years ago)
keep the dog-shaped void in your house satiated by sacrificing leftover Kraft american singles to it pic.twitter.com/pIiS066orR— π ππ»π½ π£ππ²π·π΄ π (@PixlSheep) April 24, 2018
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 16:25 (eight years ago)
Oops already posted. Nevermind
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 16:26 (eight years ago)
lol! i missed it the first time around, at least. i love dogs
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 16:39 (eight years ago)
BREAKING NEWS: All these cows are kissing this dog pic.twitter.com/sVyy3kxvRR— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) May 21, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 17:10 (eight years ago)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjECa2YAkJA/
no idea if you can embed instagram videos, but clicking this is worth your time
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 24 May 2018 23:12 (eight years ago)
yes it was, and thank you
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 May 2018 23:53 (eight years ago)
pitbulls are so vicious oh my god pic.twitter.com/vimLorNQE9— puppieπ (@activepuppie) May 25, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:48 (eight years ago)
i feel so bad - whenever i eat pizza i give my dog maybe half a piece of the crust, after she waits patiently just like the sweet pitbull above.
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 25 May 2018 15:22 (eight years ago)
Important home improvement project:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2f5e_VgZkY
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 27 May 2018 18:50 (eight years ago)
v happy when dog really got into it
― niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 22:01 (eight years ago)
That is excellent
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 27 May 2018 23:44 (eight years ago)
paging the late great
I pet Precious. She is an 11 year old long-haired dachshund who is loving and gentle. Precious was rescued from an abusive home and has now been with her current caregiver for 5 years. Her favorite toy is a stuffed owl that is bigger than she is. pic.twitter.com/1ZiRewc8bf— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) June 10, 2018
― you bet, nancy (map), Monday, 11 June 2018 23:16 (seven years ago)
Precious is wonderful
― Dan I., Tuesday, 12 June 2018 04:36 (seven years ago)
That account is great.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:57 (seven years ago)
iβm not crying youβre crying
https://78.media.tumblr.com/f12f349cdaad8ef1f7c266e6b552d8ba/tumblr_pa4m2ecHvf1uvv5gho1_1280.png
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 June 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)
omg i love him so
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2018 17:42 (seven years ago)
he is a v good boy imo
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 June 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)
some dogs are automatically inducted into the handsome good boy club without even having to ask
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 June 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)
Just look at how nice he looks! :D
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2018 19:06 (seven years ago)
love him
― niels, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 06:05 (seven years ago)
pic.twitter.com/KAUuWCHz86— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) June 14, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 04:57 (seven years ago)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/90e61c6cee44755581f924bcebc55790/tumblr_osvwn5tNwO1vp2ixso1_400.gif
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 22:47 (seven years ago)
Here's a dog realizing you can stand in a pool. pic.twitter.com/qJkqoY5aLT— Puppies πΆ (@PopularPups) June 26, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 June 2018 03:07 (seven years ago)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1bd0c1fff4ffbc8d91f121d54e780cc/tumblr_p9yxqriSmg1wp3quco1_500.jpg
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)
omg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:15 (seven years ago)
"mouthful of treats" dog up there kills me every time
― sleeve, Friday, 29 June 2018 18:17 (seven years ago)
They're tater tots. I shouldn't know that, should I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7MbhGxcpnQ
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:26 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/qPvlc91.gif
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)
omg i'm laughing so hard at this wiggler
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dg6E_JpVQAAuVEc.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 June 2018 03:15 (seven years ago)
oh man, this is not embeddable but i love it
https://imgur.com/gallery/epws3hL
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 17:10 (seven years ago)
inspirational imo
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 July 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/e57673e933bde69f633f25e6413f47dd/tumblr_pb1m9ySINn1vb46leo1_400.gif
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 July 2018 21:22 (seven years ago)
bizarro I am a bit worried that you have abandoned kitties for doggies :(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 2 July 2018 00:41 (seven years ago)
the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG— πππ§ (@_ElvishPresley_) June 29, 2018
― flopson, Monday, 2 July 2018 01:10 (seven years ago)
fear not quincie i have space in my heart for both kitties and doggies
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 July 2018 12:28 (seven years ago)
is this old? i don't know
Someone likes to swim pic.twitter.com/AaqG0puADq— Pnk Hippo (@pnkhippo) June 30, 2018
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Monday, 2 July 2018 12:35 (seven years ago)
I wish I knew this dog:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhs79bBVQAAhVG9.jpg
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 03:30 (seven years ago)
this is kind of stupid but i laughed anyway
Seems legit β ππΈ: /u/PepperSprayP pic.twitter.com/7itM7pmO6R— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) July 18, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 01:31 (seven years ago)
Beekeepers have trained dogs to sniff out diseased larva and save entire hives. pic.twitter.com/p9LqFJKHce— Nature is Amazing π΄ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 17, 2018
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 02:12 (seven years ago)
great last two
― nxd, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)
this is a quick video clip of a dog being carried up an escalator
https://imgur.com/gallery/bgapYhW
i love dogs. stuff like that makes me tear up. such a good dog, just needs a lil help this time
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:05 (seven years ago)
my dog does that same move at the bottom whenever she just can't. sometimes it's possible to coax her into doing something she doesn't want to, but other times it's just a big nope. only instead of "carrying her up the escalator" at that point, i usually "literally walk her straight home and give her some peanut butter"
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:06 (seven years ago)
That dog knew what was up! Escalators can severely injure dogs
― Dan I., Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:54 (seven years ago)
that was so darling<3whenever my dog didnβt want to do something he would lock his front legs and tilt his head down like a little stubborn ram and his thought bubble would say βwhat a terrible idea are you dementedβ
― estela, Thursday, 26 July 2018 03:43 (seven years ago)
Bless this doggo who stole a GoPro pic.twitter.com/tZwVdniJoQ— Jon Christian π΅ (@Jon_Christian) July 29, 2018
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)
this is a very good boy
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)