ASK STEVE SHASTA ANYTHING SERIOUSLY DUDES

Gygax!:

Do you know any famous air force veterans besides Jimmy Stewart, Clark Gable, and Johnny Cash? It is for a "project" ie boredom and a long string of events involving Lee Marvin.

Thank you in advance,
Ally

Gygax:
how come iChat is such a little bitch and won't let me start a group im chat tonight?

hugs,
aaronhz

Ally,

It is late and I am tired but wasn't 3rd party presidential candidate H. Ross Perot a distinguished air force veteran? did you see "where eagles dare"?

g!

also w/r/t JackCole asking what is cute, here is what Kiz says about cuteness:

"I saw Yoshimi's baby at the side of stage. He (maybe She) seemed just
one year old. wearing toy headphone and pointed forefinger to her
mother. that's cute!"

aaronhz,

i am a PC user. i'm sorry i can't help you. maybe if you reboot your apple it will work?

gygax,

if you have any energy left, please to tell me what objects are on the surface around the computer you were using.

thanks in advance,
adam.

gygax,

if you have any energy left, please tell me what objects are on the surface around the computer you are using.

thanks in advance,
adam.

so good I had to ask it twice, but slightly differently.

dear gygax!

it's ok cuz group chatz with ilxors usually don't go very far. gygax! how come in most ilx group chatz everyone sits there lurking while two people yammer away endlessly?

always,
aaronhz

Adam, okay are you ready:

2 (!!!) x 8 boxes of Sony Pro Minidisc Data
various CDRs (palais schaumburg, soft rock of the 70s - jax0n mix, a house mix with alexander robotnick/u-freqs/simon pearson/cajmere/maurice joshua/eti & the waller st. boys)
unwound - repetition (never gave it back to my XGF)
2 microphones - i sony ecm-719, i shure sm-58
doraemon from my friend in australia/japan
a program from NO FUN FEST filled with...
business cards: planet thailand (brooklyn, ate dinner w/ laurenp), munenori kuroda, peter rehberg (aka pita), pearl river, this girl in dallas who works for the observer and knows sam from ILX, vanessa (cute girl who sat next to me on the plane back from dallas), sean carruthers' card with tons of great canadian music notated in immaculate detail on it. also a map of nyc.
cell phone charger
minidisc charger
an art book titled - "unframed - the new geography"
a spindle of DVD+RWs
japanese-english dictionary

Aaron.
ILX attracts voyeurs. Lurkers are omnipresent.

that's pretty impressive. I used to have a shure sm57. When I'm your age, will people give me business cards?

ZING

You won't make it to my age Adam if you keep up this act.

I'm 4 real!

wtf is wrong with her head

OK THAT'S A DUDE

dear Gygax!:

if someone doesn't C on your t does that mean they don't love you? need to know.

sincerely,

Vic

here's what's on my desk -

directions to parking at SFO
Koss Portapro headphones
iPod
CDR Spindle
canon s410 digital camera
pocket external hd
eye drops
asthma inhaler
keys
dvdrs with curb your enthusiasm on them
original script for an episode of The Shield entitled "Carnivores"
iTrip
CDRs (Dizzee Rascal, Grime mix for a friend in London, REAS0N 0RKESTER, CL34N3r)
book holder
sharpie
packing tape
dictionary
12 screenwriting books

oh and a copy of CHA$E THE CAT by TOO $HORT

ah -- kiz's cute beats both our cutes. say hi to kiz. as always he is the man.

on my desk:

1. a half empty spindle of CDrs
2. 3 stacks of CDs, one balanced on:
3. Marcel Proust In The Shadow Of Young Girls In Flower and
4. Fyodor Dostoevskt The Adolescent
5. a mr. potatoe head
6. a stack of bill i paid
7. Zandosis cassette
8. empty Coke cans
9. iMic
10. matches
11. iPod dock
12. red yoyo
13. bottle of Gaviscon, almost empty

dear gyagx!,

How come I haven't seen you on AIM lately?

love,
rosemary

dear gygax,

How come I have NEVER seen you on AIM?

love,
adam.

dear gygax!,

When did I become dyslexic?

love,
r

What did you mean here?

hi jingleberry,

nothing out of the ordinaire, just a short term escape from work/stress/sparks related corny indie jive.

dear gygax!

my kitty brought a live mouse into the house but then butterpaws accidentally dropped it and it scurried away and she couldn't catch it. what should i do? should i get a new cat?

love,
jc

Kind JC,

Monchichi may be suffering from self-esteem issues. I would either lay off her catnip intake and/or look into buying a blackmarket ocelot/puma/other "big cat" which should cause your rodent issues to decline.

Yours,
gygax!

GYGAX,

Your MARK RYDEN book is selling for just at under $300, I've noticed. Why don't you sell it now?

Also, expect mail next week.

love, me

Wow! Thanks for teh HOT TIP jingleberriez!

Thanky!

g!

gygax, is santa claus real? i'm starting to have doubts.

latebloomer,

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002U45.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

i like the christian life,

g!

hi gygax,

how are you today?

adam

Hi adam,

It is one crazy day. Thank you for asking. How are you?

g!

ehhhhh. so so. work SUCKS

are you free tomorrow evening?

dear gygax,

do you even know who I am?

I remain,
cozen.

I know who you are, D***D.

you spell it 'dude'.

dear adam,

remember gygax.

love (I guess),
cozen.

gygax, help me dress nicely. i need better button up shirts and non jean pants that can be used in a variety of contexts

do me first.

dear gygax,

is it difficult living up to your fashionable reputation?

adam

Adam,

I will be at 2 baseball games from 12:30 until at least 7pm. after that i am wide open.

g!

cozen,

no, i really don't! tell me about yourself. what is your blood type?

g!

Firstly, I'm wearing a thin slate blue corduroy shirt, jeans and trainers... hardly a fashion plate.

JW:

"better button shirts"? do you have thrift stores where you are? do you wear "workwear" or "military-issue" clothes?

g!

Adam:

work or casual or formalwear?

g!

NOTE: response time may be laggardly.

they let you out of the office for ball games??? You MUST be IMPORTANT.

the thrift store here are hurting

unless i wanna look like I'm wearing a tent....

I worked 7 hours on Sunday (in the office) and 14 hours yesterday. They are lucky that I am not (more of) a crazed loon.

That is interesting. That has changed my whole perspective on you.