bit¢oin$

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTMn0ZTWkAAY3xl.jpg

tbf this seems pretty foolproof against rape charges because it ensures a woman will never have sex with you

lmao

unless you pay them in womancoin

seems clear to me that the price of cryptocurrencies is being entirely driven by market manipulation at this point, will be interesting to see what happens once that shakes out via regulation or other forces, cld see the entire thing just dying tbh, the combo of not really having any use as a product and being exposed as a scam might be too much to recover from, tho i still feel like theres some niche for crime

who on this board wld like to develop the perfect crimecoin with me

that said, the early intermediaries were so bad it'd be like someone at Bank of America being able to open a checking account, just type "one billion dollars" as the balance without transferring it from another account, and then just spending it all over the place for a while without getting caught

there's a thing called Tethercoin which is kind of exactly this

yeah I sort of wonder how much market cap you would need just to cover the criminal/dubious uses. I imagine money launderers don't hold bitcoin very long but trade in and out of it to make their steps harder to trace. $5B? $10B?

xps re:legal fling: that is ridiculous, though i think some sort of verifiable consent protocol will be necessary when teledildonics (lol..) starts taking off

tether is super key to how the price is being manipulated

xps re:legal fling: that is ridiculous, though i think some sort of verifiable consent protocol will be necessary when teledildonics (lol..) starts taking off

― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, January 10, 2018 1:04 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um yeah bump this thread when that happens

i mean, security researchers already showed that it's possible to scan for "smart butt plugs" and that it would be possible to remotely control them

im personally sick and tired of waiting to be murdered by a hacked sex robot

im personally sick and tired of waiting to be sexed by a hacked murderbot

The more I hear about all of this stuff the more I'm convinced the person behind at least one of these "currencies" will turn out to be an 11-year-old named JR

Isn't bitcoin an instantiation of teledildonics, in a way?

bitcoin has certainly fucked thousands of people right enough

I don't have the energy to do it right now but I kind of want to photoshop one of those old comic frames (of the roy lichtenstein type) of a man about to kiss a woman, and they each have speech bubbles but the dialogue is just bitcoin keys

send me bitcoins and i will do it for u

im personally sick and tired of waiting to be murdered by a hacked sex robot

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im personally sick and tired of waiting to be sexed by a hacked murderbot

― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd only considered one of these, but I'm for both now

When you request sexual consent via LegalFling and the response is negative, that denial is permanently stored in the cockblockchain

the friendchainzone

incelcoin

lag∞n i would make little ilxcoins with u

cool do u know how to program computers lol (i do but prob not good enough to make a coin)

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rabbit-loving-is-pretty-lul.jpg

feeling very inspired rn

block my chain up

I can't turn my face into a coin!

Or can I???

ILX should offer a crypto. Perhaps YSICoin

i'll give it another shot this weekend

yassss

Bitcoin conference stops accepting BTC due to high fees. https://t.co/cSaqYHscl0

— Louis (@Luwhi) January 10, 2018

I hope it never dies

Ban Luhwi Jagger

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTIrWLmW4AASyu1.jpg

That could be us!

Time to do an *ILPO*

i'm rich https://i.imgur.com/ocqAYmh.png

omg

i'll seriously buy some just to be part of history

wait for the ICO

wait...does this have the support of traditional financial institutitions? because if it does, then this coin is history! or a legend! wait, what

all jokes aside though, holy shit! i didn't realize you could make a cryptocurrency/wallet that quickly??

donations accepted at ILXcoin address: 1CH7XgXsG9b2itZ8tpkdw4u8uyG4L1XMR7

plz sir i want but to mine

i just took the bitcoin source and more or less changed BTC to ILX, the hard part is creating the new blockchain which i sort of had working yesterday. but today i can't figure out why i'm 27 hours behind and the headers aren't syncing

these are temporary issues - expect ILXcoin to triple in value or more pending their resolution

Typical

Ilx sells

No one buys it

<3

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVTF3T0X0AAqUro.jpg

kinda lol but still, amazing how that insane run up in 2014 is now effectively a blip