MUSIC CRITCS ARE THE ART OF PRETEND FORGETFULLNESS

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meet me meet me meet me meet me meet me don't beat me just meet me
at the waffle house, i'm a mouse from ecuador, you're a duck and you're a ducky whore you like to suck duck dick all day, i like to suck mouse dick all day too but that don't mean i am a jew. i am a rap bastard and im a rapper that's a crapper i don't like to rap too much cuz i know i can't do it but you know what my rhymes are fluid so i don't wanna not, just wanna give you a pizza pie and say that's amore, that's a whore-ay, suck my dick all in its glor-ay, it's only three inches but that's okay, you can fit it in your throat piece and you dont have to worry about anything, it's a nice little tiny package and ya know what? it's all yours for the small price of 29.99, so let's go do some lines or we can not do drugs and we can just chill out with my thugs from west chester, the best chester, we are all the honkies in the world, we like to take little girls on the zone coaster and then put them in the toaster until they're nice and brown, until they hear the nice sound of my rhymin, on timin', i said i want the diamonds, i want the duckets, i want the buckets, i wanna just say fuck it mom, i don't wanna go to bed, let me stay up another hour, i'll take a shower in the morning before i go to school, momma why you such a fool, why you gotta play me, i ain't gay G, my dad is, that's why he likes to fuck with other men, that's why he looks like a little hen, that's why he likes to fuck and say he knows about yen but he's never been to japan, used to take that frying pan and slap me with it, yeah that's what you wanna do, i know it, i learned it from you dad, i learned it from you, that's why i do this, that's why i drink crys, that's why i drink piss from old businessmen when they piss in my mouth and they treat me like you dad, like you you you, i wanna be a jew like sammy davis junior, oh my god i like junior mints, let's talk about for a second, homeboy i fuckin wreck it, i wanna eat butter pecans, and i wanna change my name to stan the man, and i want a golden ham for my birthday, daddy i want a golden goose, daddy i want a golden moose, daddy i want you to nail me in the caboose with your fucking consil (??), i wanna ronsil, oh ronsil i hate you ronsil, i hate when i make up new words, but i don't hate when i make up new birds, that's a flying pickamoonoonoonoo, that's a flying pluckalackoonacka, oh new birds, i love me, oh i love money, and i love sunny d, fuck the grape stuff, or the purple stuff, or the nurple stuff, i just want the orange stuff, i want the white stuff in my hair, i don't use nair on my back for i'm a monkey and i get funky and i'm a junky but that's soo gravy, like the train, like the insane mother fucker from new york come with it while i spin it, wanna get with it i fuck it up fuck it up fuck it up for you for you and your crew and i'll just say it's so breezy easy, i like peezy it's a funny word, i like funny words, i like funny words, amen

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never seen them xpost

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

*casts Cone Of Cold*

― jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/retratoali/varios1/beatles.jpg

― Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And probably a couple by Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, Johnny Rotten, and Courtney Love as well (though I forget which ones, off hand). And oh yeah, almost every Elvis Costello song 1977-1978. And lots of *Here My Dear* by Marvin Gaye and *Wild Gift* by X and *Shoot Out the Lights* by Richard and Linda Thompson and (see assorted threads on "marriage rock.")

-- chuck (cedd...), September 7th, 2004. (later)
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― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I wnat to give Chuck Eddy a memory-restoring hug!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What if you catch cooties?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

what if I catch foggy music memory??

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Saint Etienne? Never heard of no damned Saint Etienne, you know I ain't religious!"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you might get your brain sucked out if you hug a music critic. Like what Glory did to Tara on Buffy!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Friends don't let friends hug critics.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that karen finlay tune with mark kamins or maybe it was coldcut i can't remember or maybe i am turning into chuck eddy anyway the one where she keeps yelling "sushi sushi sushi"

-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), September 3rd, 2004. (gaz) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the only person who confused "Who Let the Dogs Out" with DMX at first?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i haven't heard anything new by them since the "hello hawk" cd single. (i don't think i heard the parent album attached to that either.) (or maybe even the one before it.)

-- jess (wt...), September 18th, 2004 8:37 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the guitar break in "Hey Bulldog" is so fucking amazing

i've been looking for a french-language freakbeat version of hey, bulldog forever. i know it exists, bcz i saw/heard it once. anyone have any ideas?

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

hello hawk is one of my favorite songs on that superchunk album, which is, incidentally, the only one i own.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

gear, this thread is genius

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

USE THE INTERNET FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOUR MEMORY PROBLEMS WILL BE ALLEVIATED

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

AM!!! WE ARE TEH SAVANT GENIUSES

(is it really hard to type amateurist or is it just me?)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

can you be a savant genius if you're aware of being a savant genius?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

google:

http://completewasteoftime.blogs.com/weblog/jazz_savant.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"portrait of the noise dude as a young man"

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Amateurist, can you remember off the top of your head your favorite songs on every album you've ever liked?? If so, I am truly in awe of you. Some people are really good at that; I usually forget what lots of the songs are even *called.* Sometimes I even circle the tracks on my CDs and albums so I will remember, in case I need to know sometime.
-- chuck (cedd...) (webmail), September 21st, 2004 12:46 PM. (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

in case he needs to be a fuckin arse on ILM sometime

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew that one was gonna get posted here!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oddly enough, i can usually remember my favorite songs on my favorite albums.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

does this mean i will never have a stranglehold on the music section of an alternative weekly paper?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

aim high lauren.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing is, when I think of the zillion records I HAVE sold and traded over the years, It's hard to remember what the hell they all were. I had a store in Philly once and I sold about a 1000 of my own records there and all I can remember selling are my Crass singles and some Orb albums! If I really thought about it i could remember more probably, but still...
-- scott seward (skotro...), September 21st, 2004.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

if this thread was on ILM people would be shitting.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.leduntitled.com/img/022003/poops.gif

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

go back to scotland jonamat, i've already posted that book on 4 threads in the last 24 hours.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

aww, so sad. even my Merry Crassmas single. It's true though. I traded in a couple hundred cds about 6 months ago and I already can't remember what they were. Except the Animal Collective!! I do remember getting rid of that one.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

heaviest sub pop release since tad.

-- jess (wt...), September 29th, 2004 3:26 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

was that your "leak"?

-- gygax! (gygax0...), September 29th, 2004 3:39 PM. (gygax!) (later)

and let's just pretend you never heard earth.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), September 29th, 2004 3:39 PM. (gygax!) (later)

noize dude in disdaining fat joke shocker!!

-- jess (wt...), September 29th, 2004 3:40 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

next thing you know i'll say "fag" and get chided

-- jess (wt...), September 29th, 2004 3:41 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

the screaming trees put an ep out on sub pop during the Tad era and they outweight the Tad band by a good quarter ton.

ps: jess, you might want to make your "jokes" funny in the future.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), September 29th, 2004 6:18 PM. (gygax!) (later)

three hours and that's the comeback? for shame.

-- jess (wt...), September 29th, 2004 6:20 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

keep reaching for the stars tho, gyg.

-- jess (wt...), September 29th, 2004 6:21 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

it's all right, you and i both know that "leak" comment smarted.

;-D

-- gygax! (gygax0...), September 29th, 2004 6:21 PM. (gygax!) (later)

Unread Messages

actually i didn't know what that meant.

-- jess (wt...), September 29th, 2004 6:22 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

oh wait, i think i remember now.

-- jess (wt...), September 29th, 2004 6:22 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

jess in being a dork shockah.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

i remember counting quite a few factual errors when i read it, but i can't remember what any of them are.

-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...), October 21st, 2004.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife worked on that Everyone Poops book, above.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i loved that book, i think the first time i got it out was when i was like 11. before that i thought my brother and i were the only people who pooped.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh well then she must have worked on a new edition of it!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i am writing a book similar to that. it is called "all people shits."

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

DAEREST FATTEY:

ELLIOTT SMITH IS NOT DEAD.

LUV
JEFF TWEEDY

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone Poops was first published in English in 1991, according to this page, it was published in Japan in 1978.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Submission" is great! Most danceable throb on the album, total proto-PiL/post-Skynyrd ("The Needle and the Spoon," ha!) dirge (better than "You're Crazy" or "Anything Goes" for sure).
I forget what "New York City" even sounds like, though!

-- chuck (cedd...), October 21st, 2004 11:07 AM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

don't love it, but i think it's not bad -- especially the song about how the dolphins make him cry, and that quotes "idiot wind" or whatever that dylan song about killing a man in italy and inheriting a million bucks was. also the song that sounds like "letter b" off of *sesame street* is okay. i haven't played it in a couple years, so i kinda forget the rest. but he's a pretty good singer, in the dobie gray tradition. (best defense of the band ever, and gutsiest, was by i believe daniel smith - a lead review in *vibe*, i think!! she basically argued that they were a soul band, which kinda makes sense.)

(and yeah, i meant *cracked rearview.* i suppose they might have some earlier indie albums maybe, right? i never heard those. *cracked reareview* has a pretty funny title, too, come to think of it.)

-- chuck (cedd...), October 21st, 2004 10:34 AM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

SORRY I CANT REMEMBER THE SPECIFICS OF A BOOK I READ SIX MONTHS AGO ADAM

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! I was wondering when you'd show up! I'm only kidding, dude.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I CAN REMEMBER FACTUAL ERRORS IN BOOKS I READ YEARS AGO

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 22 October 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"whatever that dylan song about killing a man in italy and inheriting a million bucks was"

ouch.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO U AR, TR!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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