posts very much in character

that last one was in response to a post about a missing ass, so it made sense in context

I've never met the Blue Nile and vice versa, but if I did I'd ask them how they'd feel about injecting some excitement into their music for a change. I imagine it wouldn't go down well, but that wouldn't be my problem.

― Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Tuesday, January 9, 2018 5:48 PM (two hours ago)

amazing

the long-lost fourth verse of "never been to spain"

I don't think that you are arguing in good faith for people arguing in bad faith

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, January 12, 2018 7:56 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

lol

AND ive been drinking

distilled in one post

damn talk about posts that effortlessly summarize the poster damn

i ran around squawking and got told off for overdoing it iirc

― #TeamHailing (imago), Saturday, 13 January 2018 11:34(two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/4d8b4ef/2147483647/thumbnail/970x647/quality/85/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beam.usnews.com%2F9f%2F73%2Fdc86a52b4615b711f31c7a0be303%2F150114-money-stock.jpg

this thread was on my mind even as I was writing that

Hu are always on my mind

Ppl need to relax abt discarded needles

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Monday, February 19, 2018 9:40 PM (ten minutes ago)

idgi?

I’ve probably said that before

Btw a fun fact is the number of times anyone has contracted HIV from a discarded needle is zero! It has never happened. Please tell your neighbors.

plus only two non-HIV infections (one Hep B, one Hep C)....

Yes, but he's a Harvard Law School-educated former prosecutor kind of a crank whose theories are being investigated by the Special Counsel's office of the United States Department of Justice.

― Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, February 28, 2018 3:59 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we all know who this is right

ben b bag?

haha! took a little while

I didn’t know. I trust people too much. At least I had the honor of explaining the meaning of a SB to gabbneb today

explaining SB to the guiness world record holder for most SBs

more like sb bag (to hold all his sbs)

You’d think ppl coming back under new names would try new shticks, like Dave Cool

some ppl might try a different tack with their tenth username, but our dude's distinct nature always shines through

i don't even mind socks as long as they're trying to do something clever, even if they're the only ones who consider it to be clever. but goddammit you gotta TRY

recognizing socks is not difficult
you must just discern the p a t t e r n s

^ obvious mod privilege abuse

how do y'all figure this out?

I guess I'm not surprised it was he.

i really can't put together a trademarked assholism from short posts across the space of a few weeks, even it's from (one of) my board archenem(y/ies).

there are only so many people who definitely a) know more about your city than you do, b) know more about *real* political shit than you do, c) will appeal to educational credentials without the slightest prompting, d) would have a mets joke

u can tell who the poster is and who hes talking about from the one post, horrifying

^^^ice cræm

im doxxed

wh∞ps

I'm Alfred btw

whom of us is Geir

i haven't seen the Americans but i bet it's a lot like what just happened in this thread

geir would be detected immediately. his devotion to melody is like a tuning fork on the very edge of the spectrum of melodic appreciation, it can't be concealed.

This guy certainly has the gift of the gab

― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:20 (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dunno who I love more, Gabbneb or the amorphous original UK multisock. At least Gabbneb isn't one of the mods.

maybe they're all part of the same collective consciousness

Xp identity is nebulous

― scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:55 (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe borad is sentient

well people do keep saying it's a hivemind

bzzzz

Line up for your late passes here. Sorry I didn't post this one at the time:

Yes, Houston, which at least since Katrina is home to more New Orleanians than any other major city, is by some measures the most diverse city in America. It's substantially larger in day and nighttime population than Dallas, and denser and more populous in its truly urban interior, with a larger residential population in its downtown core, though the latter two may be marginal differences, and Dallas evidently has a superior transit system and perhaps more coherent neighborhoods. In addition to having a superior food scene, I'd judge from afar that Houston tops Dallas in the arts, though that's probably debatable.

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, February 20, 2018 9:35 AM (one week ago)

So true, very emblematic of his two week long posting history.