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aw f yea

i put it on high, gonna go for a run will report back with how much cyber bucks ive printed

mine me daddy

https://i.imgur.com/xjI2xzy.png

welp lol wld be cool if more ppl did this

https://i.imgur.com/x0IH3GL.png

no GNU/Linux build?

“Daddy, tell me the story when you bought Bitcoin at ‘just’ ,200” pic.twitter.com/sTLeqC5gnV

— eToro (@eToro) November 29, 2017

You can now get a sex toy that changes intensity according to the price of Bitcoinhttps://t.co/PXDdnMphi2 pic.twitter.com/f6eIxXM00r

— NME (@NME) December 21, 2017

Hope no one’s using that tonight

I work in the development office of a non-profit organization. Yesterday I was walking past a colleague's office where she was incredulously asking another colleague "I mean, do we really want to accept bitcoin?" I didn't catch the context, but I presume this means that some potential funder has offered to make a donation in bitcoin.

this crash is delicious

who could ever have seen this coming

we mined to close to the sun

suckas can't get out fast enough

This crash isn’t good enough until it’s back to $2 and change and made illegal

Fancy winning a Bitcoin? On Friday 22 December, it's Andy Bush's Bitcoin Bonanza!

In a UK radio first, Andy is giving away an actual bitcoin if you can tell what 'bit' of a song he's playing and it's all thanks to Lottoland.

I chatted with my coworker about her bitcoin comment from yesterday. She directed me to this, which someone else had urged her to consider applying for a grant.

https://pineapplefund.org/

nbd, just anonymous bitcoin millionaire giving away the bits.

Bitcoin has not lost value. One bitcoin is still one bitcoin. This is just a temporary adjustment in the exchange rate to obsolete fiat currencies. Calm down.

— Donald Hughes (@getfiscal) December 22, 2017

ahaha holy shit

if you're a true believer that's 100% otm though

Fuckit

Only bought the missus a bitcoin necklace for Christmas

get fiscal lads

remember dmac, one bitcoin necklace is still one bitcoin necklace

Should've gotten er a blockchain

isn't bitcoin fiat money

its fake money

its fat money issued by someone whos fiat isnt backed up by anything

It was cool when it was nerd money. Not any more

bitcoin: we will subvert the banks
the US military: whatd u say

it perfect that bitcoins creators simultaneously cared enough to create something to challenge global financial hegemony and totally underestimated and misunderstood the problem

+then their product just became another store for fool financial speculation

its in many ways an ideal story

love ppl r still writing stories abt how while bitcoin may be dumb the blockchain is def a game changer https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-11-30/the-blockchain-is-big

keeping yr data store synched on tons of different computers at once is what what passing costs onto the consumer?

also if u can control more than half of the nodes you can to whatever you want to the data, something that a motivated government cld do to bitcoin and prob a motivated individual cld do to some of the smaller coins

oop

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— Sally Shin (@sallyshin) December 22, 2017

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this is fibeat

I've been in three NFL locker rooms in the last three weeks and the hottest topic, by a wide margin, is which players invested in Bitcoin.

— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) December 21, 2017

Can someone explain "Bitcoin Cash" to me?

a derivative of bitcoin intended to address the technical failings of the original, it was pitched as "a hard fork" and ppl who had their bitcoins in participating exchanges were granted gratis bitcoin cash at a 1:1 ratio of their bitcoin holdings iirc

basically just more financial cosplay from weird libertarian nerds and grifters

i prob have some details of that wrong maybe everyone who has bitcoins got bitcoin cash idk

That doesn't make any sense to me and I'm guessing that's because it doesn't make any sense.

Its ok guys. Totally normal. I have a healthy investment attitude.

Bitcoin has "crashed" 30% SIX TIMES in 2017. Each "crash" has been followed by an increase of: 76%, 237%, 183%, 165%, 152%. Bitcoin takes 7 steps forward, 2 steps back, 7 steps forward, 2 steps back. Every 2 steps back is heralded as the end of #bitcoin. Relax! pic.twitter.com/bV5ZFeucTp

— Robert Reid (@robertreidmd) December 22, 2017

i think the reasoning was if they made something that was better technically for mining and transactions and pegged it to bitcoin then u ppl cld switch over to the technically superior platform without any disruption to the bitcoin price but then the price wasnt really pegged to bitcoin and it crashed idk, was prob just some arbitrage scam from the beginning xp

don't think that ~i'm from the internet and i'm here to help~ Reid dude is wrong tbh. a lot of early adapters are prob cashing out. except now it's in the mainstream limelight. more fools than ever will still buy, especially buy after this 'crash'.

how tf was that not 0-2

Bitcoin cash has settles faster than bitcoin proper. But transactions are still instantaneous.

rong thread

don't think that ~i'm from the internet and i'm here to help~ Reid dude is wrong tbh. a lot of early adapters are prob cashing out. except now it's in the mainstream limelight. more fools than ever will still buy, especially buy after this 'crash'.

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, December 22, 2017 3:29 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the real reckoning with bitcoins price will only happen when market manipulation is sorted out, a big part if not all of bitcoins ~value~ is currently being driven by very obviously illegal techniques (read up on tethers for instance) ppl are going to jail for sure, but it wont stop until the exchanges etc are legitimately regulated/run by reputable companies, which is pretty funny when u think abt bitcoins charter to create a new fair financial system

But transactions are still instantaneous.

― calstars, Friday, December 22, 2017 3:30 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*manually sets transaction fee, waits for someone to process it*