you just freaked out our director of LOLs

i saw it originally posted on aziz ansari's blog. dunno where he found it

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it was a direct-to-dvd release

lol @ the one memorable quote http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316768/quotes

Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would love to see that!

also the director hasn't directed anything since

love that beyonce commercial.
"Together now - AH!"

"also the director hasn't directed anything since"

Tiptoes killed Matthew Bright's career.

Matthew Bright

Trivia
Was an original member of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, a theatrical band founded by the Elfman brothers (Danny Elfman and Richard Elfman) in late 1972. The band morphed into rock band Oingo Boingo in 1980, at which point most of the originals left.

Grew up with composer Danny Elfman and director Richard Elfman. As Matthew got beaten up in high school, Danny would usually get Richard to protect him.

so weird to me that a movie with famous people that existed in 2003 is the hot meme discovery of 2009. i mean, i never heard of it until now either, but it seems weird that blogs are like CHECK OUT THIS SHIT WE UNEARTHED. was it somehow not funny enough to be viral six years ago? Pre-YouTube era made it harder to share?

At the premiere at Sundance, writer-director Matthew Bright scathingly denounced the film. He didn't watch the movie and said he never will. (`It's like making love to your ex-wife.') Bright apparently got into an argument with the financier of the film over creative differences. I think what I heard is that Bright wanted to close with a love scene between Oldman (playing a dwarf) and Kate Beckinsale. I guess the money-guy just didn't think the American public was ready for this. Anyway, according to Bright, he was fired from the movie and a bunch of inexperienced hacks who know nothing about the movie business finished the film. Bright said neither he nor none of the artists were paid a dime and that they didn't support the movie. Maybe this explains why this was such a disappointing film.

matthew bright was in forbidden zone

“He was on his knees,” Beckinsale explained. “He was basically on his knees with a prosthetic part of his head and face and a hump and different kinds of harnesses to strap his arms back to make them short, and special clothes. They had various different effects, like if he was sitting in a chair, his legs would actually be inside the chair and he’d have these little fake legs sticking out on top. It was amazing what they did with him.” [

"the role of a lifetime"

"the role of a lifetime"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, May 11, 2009 5:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

most lol failed Oscar bid ever?

http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/051109_SYKES.jpg

Bright apparently got into an argument with the financier of the film over creative differences. I think what I heard is that Bright wanted to close with a love scene between Oldman (playing a dwarf) and Kate Beckinsale. I guess the money-guy just didn't think the American public was ready for this.

money-guy was right

I hope they kept it in in the French version

I'm kind of badly in love with Beyonce.gif

http://23.media.tumblr.com/CdB6eSjcdnde2z23nnCbhO9Ro1_500.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/33vl0l0.gif

lol @ "who am i now"

puberty: the musical

"personally, i think you're terrific"

movie looks pretty fuckin lame but i would obliterate dat

― and what, Monday, October 20, 2008 12:12 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did Rudy Ray Moore say "dat" a lot?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, October 20, 2008 12:15 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/img.jpg

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stand-offish-l_560f43fef23dd524aca18ae8546f1523.jpg

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/durbinhhban-11.jpg

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

That first one... wow

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/schwartz-family-or1.jpg?w=495&h=328

um, so this guy wrote an imaginary ipod playlist for his character of his novel and describes different songs. . .um. . . check out the sting one

http://www.largeheartedboy.com/blog/archive/2009/05/book_notes_mark_3.html

What? Don't front like this isn't something that completely normal people do on a regular basis.

re: awkward faimily photos, you are doing a great disservice by not linking to the blogposts themselves, because the descriptions are actually very LOL as well

those are your rewards for clicking on the address. the pictures of awkward families are just the tangy appetizers.

have been lolling about "The Closeness of You" for days

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg?w=415&h=482

What. The. Fuck. Is. That.?

i think it's fairly obvious that it's a family in furry nude suits fondling each other in the woods

(xp) a penis

this one's killing me

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/image001.png?w=640&h=557

http://17.media.tumblr.com/NzDyg9LcCliplxikZAEHaRy7o1_500.jpg

that dog!

is that chloe sevigny on the right in the first family photo?

more auto-tune the news:

works a lot better if you read the lyrics along with it SHORTAY

ron paul's hands

Just saw this on TV.

looooooooooooool

hahahahahaha

Sirculation Booster removes Cankles?
the ironing