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haha, yes.

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

i still love how in the glenn beck one there's a quick cut to keyboard cat, paws poised over the keyboard

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

i don't have sound in mine :(

― sum 41 dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

he says 'satan'

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

Question: What are Golgoroth's biggest influences?

Answer: (looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong pause) Satan. (quaffs wine)

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 8 May 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

woah

― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Friday, 8 May 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

somebody make an automatic youtube player for that please

― the science of cuteness (latebloomer), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

Skip to 30 seconds in:

― Dan I., Friday, 8 May 2009 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

well, that's just undignified

― Neither have you tasted my Jesus (stevie), Friday, 8 May 2009 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

biting souljaboytellem's steez there.

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

segway more like seggay

― fantazy land (harbl), Friday, 8 May 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/jtthja.jpg

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

his head looks like a potato

― fantazy land (harbl), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/okarola/rihanna.jpg

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

i saw Dr. Phil on the sb awards

― gabbneb being gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

Dr. Phil's sb total is 49

Can you beat it?

― sum 41 dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

i can't beat it but i can sure as hell help improve it.

also that dude in the shower is my new hero.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

too soon?

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

gabbneb beating gabbneb

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

this is really the most amazing/ridiculous thing ever. please watch until the very end to have your mind blown.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 10 May 2009 06:45 (seventeen years ago)

what tha fuc

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Sunday, 10 May 2009 06:50 (seventeen years ago)

i was like that character looks like he's being played by a normal-sized person and then it got 10 times wtf-ier at the end

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Sunday, 10 May 2009 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=9&cols=9&id=ukRdEVthmWM&startZoom=1

― high (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 May 2009 07:31 (seventeen years ago)

Oh good lord, the punchline.

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 May 2009 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

okay matthew mcconaughey's midget dancing style

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Sunday, 10 May 2009 13:28 (seventeen years ago)

apparently in the end she leaves Mcghonneigheyyyyy for Oldman or Dinklage or something?

― dan selzer, Sunday, 10 May 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

sorry, that was my worst post ever. I couldn't even spell it right.

― dan selzer, Sunday, 10 May 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

That movie was directed by the guy that did Freeway. Weird.

― Alex in SF, Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

what tha fuc

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

wow

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

how did that done pass me by?

― caek, Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiptoes

― last train to bancentral (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 10 May 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

Running time 90 minutes
91 minutes (France)

― last train to bancentral (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 10 May 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

the extra minute is some hardcore little people action

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 May 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

― The Macallan 18 Year, Sunday, 10 May 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

Tiptoes trend on imdb:
Up 494% in popularity this week. See rank & trends on IMDbPro.

― dmr, Monday, 11 May 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

guys tiptoes isn't real right?

― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:07 (seventeen years ago)

i saw it originally posted on aziz ansari's blog. dunno where he found it

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/spkxtx.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

it was a direct-to-dvd release

lol @ the one memorable quote http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316768/quotes

Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would love to see that!

also the director hasn't directed anything since

― cumlords 2pac big please talk to this sucker (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 May 2009 08:53 (seventeen years ago)

love that beyonce commercial.
"Together now - AH!"

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 May 2009 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

"also the director hasn't directed anything since"

Tiptoes killed Matthew Bright's career.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

Matthew Bright

Trivia
Was an original member of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, a theatrical band founded by the Elfman brothers (Danny Elfman and Richard Elfman) in late 1972. The band morphed into rock band Oingo Boingo in 1980, at which point most of the originals left.

Grew up with composer Danny Elfman and director Richard Elfman. As Matthew got beaten up in high school, Danny would usually get Richard to protect him.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

so weird to me that a movie with famous people that existed in 2003 is the hot meme discovery of 2009. i mean, i never heard of it until now either, but it seems weird that blogs are like CHECK OUT THIS SHIT WE UNEARTHED. was it somehow not funny enough to be viral six years ago? Pre-YouTube era made it harder to share?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

At the premiere at Sundance, writer-director Matthew Bright scathingly denounced the film. He didn't watch the movie and said he never will. (`It's like making love to your ex-wife.') Bright apparently got into an argument with the financier of the film over creative differences. I think what I heard is that Bright wanted to close with a love scene between Oldman (playing a dwarf) and Kate Beckinsale. I guess the money-guy just didn't think the American public was ready for this. Anyway, according to Bright, he was fired from the movie and a bunch of inexperienced hacks who know nothing about the movie business finished the film. Bright said neither he nor none of the artists were paid a dime and that they didn't support the movie. Maybe this explains why this was such a disappointing film.

― velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

matthew bright was in forbidden zone

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 11 May 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

“He was on his knees,” Beckinsale explained. “He was basically on his knees with a prosthetic part of his head and face and a hump and different kinds of harnesses to strap his arms back to make them short, and special clothes. They had various different effects, like if he was sitting in a chair, his legs would actually be inside the chair and he’d have these little fake legs sticking out on top. It was amazing what they did with him.” [

― velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

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