ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

Theory: you are all socks and I am the only poster on ILX

New work assignment: there is a massive crowd waiting just behind that door and they are ready to be entertained. The show is already 30 minutes late in starting and they expect to hear some fresh ICP material. Now get out there and show them what you're made of

magnets iirc

tbf that ones been done before

we are all

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^^^more convincing tbh

I messaged LG to check but I think markers is on to something

lol ok guys

Stick to poker, shithead.

i'll accept your forthcoming apology in advance

You’re not getting one.

So, I think Violet Jynx is waterface. Do I really need to do this for all you ppl again?

You want all the evidence?

Go look at the date of waterface’s last post. Then look at the date of Violet Jynx’s first.

That’s one clue.

Next, how many of you have heard of the Star Wars character Grand Moff Tarkin? Do an ILX search for that character using quotes around the name. Very few people have ever mentioned him in that way, but both Violet Jynx and Mr. Que have.

Look at their posting history. They both seem to like talking about Trump, don’t they?

Next.

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I am not really very into fiction in general but was suprised at how sophmoric his writing seemed to me - good ideas but he needs STanley Kubrick to eralie trghem

― Violet Jynx, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 4:24 PM

I think this is a red herring. waterface is a fiction dude. This was put here to throw us off the trail.

WHAT OF THE YORU???????????

I mean, waterface also denied being Mr. Que, I think.

ok this has gone on long enough I guess

confession time

Save us, Shakey

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good detective work, markers. maybe learn to control the lashing out at others thing, unless that's part of your process or something

whoever VJ is s/he is annoying

honestly I started this Violet Jynx thing as a joke, just something to do when taking a break from posting as the ghost or markers, but now it's just gone completely out of control

Next, how many of you have heard of the Star Wars character Grand Moff Tarkin?

i'd guess... all of us?

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hopefully k3vin will stop going through my garbage now

If all bad posters turn out to be the bad poster "mr que" that is both comforting and disheartening

oh god don't say his name 2 more times please

Wilhuff and I are tight

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the interesting part is that s/he posts among us as a normal user

waterface seemed fine after an initial "wheeeeeee look at me" phase

why do I have an opinions on posters and these thing?

Help

"paranoia, neighborhood destroyer" - c bo

idk markers some of that is ok as far as it goes but most of it seems a bit weak man

i think its brodie

i think it's garu g, returned from rehab

i just wanna say you guys are my best friends and i don't know what i'd do with myself if i didn't have this ARG <3

who was that old guy who drove a truck?

45th president of the united states of america donald j trump iirc

http://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2017-03/donald-trump-truck-afp_650x400_41490320339.jpg

Wow, that picture looks like the gangnam style video where psy yells at a butt.

interesting discussion.

I guess I could write a post where I say "I'm not Violent Jinx" or whatever but it sounds like markers prob wouldn't understand that. enjoy playing internet detective though, whatever floats your respective boats

http://i.imgur.com/HbI8gl2.jpg

Next, how many of you have heard of the Star Wars character Grand Moff Tarkin?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/221e582d32b23b0090bc94d2d71eee9e/tumblr_inline_opaur7tGEC1te4tr3_540.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/acdf5dd33d8e18403dd9ef7def696ab5/tumblr_n3t9uwnMfh1s2791bo1_250.gif

You think you've sorted through the clues in your search for the identity of Violent Jynx, but let me ask you this, hotshot: did you bother to look at the back of the Magna Carta under a black light? This thing goes so much deeper than you can even imagine, man. Stop digging while you still can.

https://ewedit.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/national-treasure_0.jpg