official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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Hilarity.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway I wasn't asking how much money the Korean Hipster Grifter grifted from cankles, but rather how much money his prettier gutter bitch ex grifted from him (which if they are EXACTLY ALIKE seems a fair question, no?)

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, tell us a story, cankles

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

the disgusting savage that broke your heart

bnw, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

LOL, the guy from Hermit Thrushes turned her in

http://gawker.com/5241650/how-hipster-grifter-was-trapped

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

this is the worst fucking plot to get an indie rock band "noticed" i've ever seen

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

it's like they read this and acted accordingly

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-memefication-of-your-band.html

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

hahah the guy's city paper post on busting her has lots of rote stop snitchin comments.

and fuck his band, if only for having a name way too close to nova scotia's legendary thrush hermit.

like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

Surprise: She lied!

Here Comes the Hardzinger (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

the guys that read indie rock blogs should post which ones post Hermit Thrushes MP3s tomorrow morning for their MAXIMUM SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION POWERBLOGGIN

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

i wonder how much she got him for ; )

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

Then a fellow band member got an email warning about Ferrell's grifter ways, from a mutual friend; a Google search turned up her warrant in Salt Lake City; and then the Observer story hit.

And whaddya know, it didn't take them six months either.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

i bet those dudes are high-fiving each other over all the awesome hits on their myspace.

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:19 (seventeen years ago)

"hipster runoff"? What the fuck have i done.

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 06:32 (seventeen years ago)

whiney did you seriously just otherize "the guys that read indie rock blogs"

cumlord millionaire (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/23/128823463023291406.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

bwahahahaha the image is captioned

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

whiney "i see what you did there" is a comeback to someone making a joke or wordplay or something, not someone just going c'mon dude give us a break

cumlord millionaire (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

sorry i should phrase that in terms you can understand, shouldn't i:

http://dennisjudd.com/albums/cute_cats/wrong_mike.jpg

cumlord millionaire (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

xpost
i know that, shipforbrains. it was supposed to be a "oh, congrats, YOU see what I did there" but that image doesn't exist.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

whiney some zing culture advice - when people dont "get" your "joke" dont "point" it "out" to them because it makes you seem butthurt

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

ty4sn

shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

how much did she take u for

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

I see what you grifted there

shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

i <3 bords

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ the finer points of using captioned funny animal photos

like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

lost art

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

my roommates are having an in depth discussion of the hipster grifter timeline of events right now

tehresa, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

liveblog it

velko, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

"what was she arrested for?"

"being wanted"

tehresa, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

lol

tehresa, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 May 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

oh man i saw that hermit thrushes band just a few weeks ago, they played at the pilot light lol

we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 May 2009 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://gothamist.com/2009/05/15/the_hipster_grifters_day_in_court.php

"the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Friday, 15 May 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://gawker.com/5336184/yes-the-hipster-grifter-law--order-episode-is-coming

velko, Thursday, 13 August 2009 09:12 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha never change, l&o

heave pho (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 August 2009 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

The only question is whether Ferrell's precious criminal quirks can be translated for network television; as our tipster writes, there's "no word yet on whether or not she will be giving Jack McCoy a hand job with her mouth."

louturistic jag (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

on weeds mlp mentioned throwing a hot dog down a hall

ice cr?m, Thursday, 13 August 2009 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

because the grifter invented that saying

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

Bartlett's informs me it was first coined by Eleanor Roosevelt. Who knew?

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

special hallway unit

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

i for one think this will be the best l&o ep in years

tehresa, Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

as long as they don't make it some criminal intent bs

tehresa, Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

does she get paid for this?

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

would have loved to seen lenny briscoe vs the grifter

bnw, Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

should be a crazy crossover episode: ice-t throwing down wisdom about urban grifters, munch talking conspiracy theory, benjamin bratt returning to get seduced by the grifter, d'onofrio matching wits with the grifter, mariska trying to help the grifter, waterson and roache teaming up to trip the grifter up on the stand.

omar little, Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

I <3 Munch.

ENBB, Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

as long as they don't make it some criminal intent bs

new school criminal intent with goldblum is pretty good imo

dmr, Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

donofrio is wack though

dmr, Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)


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