posts very much in character

TOM are you trying to bait me into banning you guys so you can be all "lol jw's vagina is sandy"?

http://i10.glitter-graphics.org/pub/1/1140r4teg1tiai.gif

you guys this is the all noise dude summertime FUN board not all noise dude summertime CATFIGHT

d.c. thread is that way sgt. fury

I never stop being lol jw's vagina is sandy
it all goes back to the os x finder

there was a while where ethan and i were constantly zinging suzy after every "lol art hag" post but she proved impervious to our attempts to change her ways through repeated abuse u_u

the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse

+ doctor mabuse

the island of dr. self-abuse

by "true" I mean "effective," obv.

BTW "crowning" is when the baby's head starts to poke its way out of the woman's bergina.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:00 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I have seen this happen with my bare eyes.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I can sum up most of this thread by borrowing a page from the book of jaxon:

boring

-- jaxon, Monday, June 4, 2007 8:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I met am0n once he was dating michael rappaport and we were at a vice records party. i remember saying hi to some jamacian i was drunk. later was told my jon arbuckle that it was amon. hmm. remember always blame hstencil!

yeah but guys i know mindy k4ling, have i mentioned this

starfrencher

id so hit that

All Souls Day
So it's the morning after and I'm trying to gauge the collective ILE sore head. Right, then: about last night?
-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

New Answers, yo. With apologies to The Specials, my name's Suzy and I'm going to enjoy myself first.
First, chaos due to fashion attack; I was trying for Serena from Bewitched hair and had to go for the Addicted To Love look when it didn't work. Raf Simons/David Sims view was rammed with art/fashion collision, natch, with all the art people pretentiously dissing the frivolous fashion folk.

The cream of this crop then stumbled over to Soho House for one of those parties where you just know fucking in toilets on drugs will be happening, but not to nice girls and not 'til much later. There was a gorgeous model boy there who was an 18-yr-old Positive Punk from the upper west side, Esther and Heather were smitten with him. I met Raf Simons and blabbed with him for ages. Then admired a girl's vintage coat/dress combo and it dawned on me: Roisin Murphy. Roisin was pretty graphic about what she wanted this yummy photographer type we were scoping to do to her. Go Roisin!

Everyone was veh veh drunk. I wore my Cat Hat and had a Girl Solidarity Moment with a lesbian trio at the bus stop on the way back. Today, I feel the pain. And later it starts all over again with the Juergen Teller view, party, bouze, taxi, coma. I am an elegant Sisyphus.

-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago)

Go Roisin!

shoot first, clarify later: I'm probably not talking about the same specific kind of 'alternative rock' as you are, and I'm probably including quite a lot of electronically-influenced music under that vague umbrella. I probably also need to hear more electronic music, so recommendations are freely welcomed on that thread.

^^^ first appearance of LJ-bot

fakey jagger is surely not far behind

i don't actually know anyone famous so i think my schtick from now on will be name dropping dead celebs. bob hope used to get a kick out of it when i'd do that.

what does LJ stand for???

charles nelson riley used to kid that it stood for long johnson. that's just his sense of humor though.

I totally missed Charles Nelson Reilly's passing :(

it was real sad, me and gordon jump got together for some rum ripples and told anecdotes about cnr that we'd both heard a thousand times. but man, we didn't care.

thebunnybrains: Dee Rothebunnybrains: i have a good conspiracy theory for you..thebunnybrains: Who is one of the largest advertisers in the world?thebunnybrains: Coca Cola your correctthebunnybrains: What was one of the most sought after interviews in recent daysthebunnybrains: ?thebunnybrains: The TB man,again your correctthebunnybrains: What iconic plastic cap was prominent throughout much of the interview?thebunnybrains: http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/abc_gma_patient_070601_2_ms.jpgthebunnybrains: Andrew the TB man is from Atlanta,HQ to Coca Cola.thebunnybrains: coincidence?deelorocks returned at 3:32:06 PM.thebunnybrains: check his bank acct for a check that stinks of high fructose syrupthebunnybrains: xxdanbunny

-- danbunny, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 7:43 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, there's definitely a <i>way</i> to do them. Certain word manipulations and misspellings, certain recurring dialogues, etc. xxx-post

-- Johnny Fever, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 4:03 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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So Sussudio, LULZ!!

-- Johnny Fever, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 4:03 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(from the internet's new favorite thread)

you know who could really use that advice: Johnny Fever.

lol @ gr8080's new user name

:D

I love the word "cervix". It always reminds me of the Matrix from the original Transformers movie, only it's in a lady instead of dead Optimus Prime. I guess it's mostly because I knew Transformers before I knew the ladies. I regret nothing.

-- nickalicious, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 10:55 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

My problem with the charts is that they're not yet as brilliant as they can be. (Because I'm not on them.)

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 1:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

packing, unpacking - jesus christ, are you a woman?

-- hstencil, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 2:16 PM (3 hours ago)

Well Ron, first off your post in the Home Truths thread was excellent.....I didn't know you could throw down, I thought you were more casual......respect......second, in that original ILM thread I mentioned the VW cab but it was black........yo, I'll be straight, the reason I'm giddily going on about this girl car shit in the first place is because a 95'-98' black VW Golf is what Tara drives......that dorky cute chick with far too many torso freckles I was talking about last week.....thanks to Ned geeta and mitch for the words of encouragement.....well on Sunday she said yeah and we made out in her car (I forgot what music was on)......I been lighter than air yesterday......I hope to tap that ass this weekend......check her calves, they're sort of big and really pasty, the opposite of conventionally sexy.....but they get me hard off.....and I've seen enough porn in my life to know that pasty chicks with mad freckles have coochies that are red like fire truck.....a thrilling contrast.....Ramosi is quite content and full of hope.
-- Ramosi, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (5 years ago)

hmmm maybe i should've picked the one on the "female body hair" thread

ramosi = le coq, right?

its a wonderful life

a whole thread of that shit.
Let Us Now Praise Ramosi

that dude has always been top shelf

where's the thread where he reveals the video of the dude coughing up the drugs

OMG I think I might still have that video on my hard drive at home.

!?1?!

My Friend Just Swallowed Crack Thanks To Cops For The Second Time THIS WEEK ALONE

so good: "this kid is the ruggedest young chap I've met in 2003"

he came out to my night a couple weeks ago

i said hi and gave him a hug
because i tend to hug people, sometimes
there was also dancing

i think i saw him at trans am too

i thought he lived on the west coast?

Naw hes a MTL bro isnt he?

LC is awesome btw.