i've been lolling at this picture for several minutes
― qualx, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:00 (nine years ago)
what band is it
― just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 04:14 (nine years ago)
that is extraordinary and also a reasonable candidate for inclusion in the 'so not gonna happen' thread imo
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:53 (nine years ago)
haha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:54 (nine years ago)
Love the headphones.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 11:39 (nine years ago)
god that's perfect, tempted to get it framed
― ogmor, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:17 (nine years ago)
That's beautiful.
― jmm, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:21 (nine years ago)
Proposal in the pit
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:23 (nine years ago)
Gonna guess it's a Xtian mosh pit. No beer cups, no ciggy butts. Just some innocent TP-ing.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 28 March 2017 14:48 (nine years ago)
no tping is innocent
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:05 (nine years ago)
Sign reading "BUY ORGANS HERE" not so innocent either.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:16 (nine years ago)
weird that planned parenthood would have a stand at an xtian moshpit venue
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:21 (nine years ago)
I had to blow this image up to massive size just to figure out what people were referring to here. There's some Where's Waldo-level sleuthing going on here.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:22 (nine years ago)
just one more reason why it might belong in the 'so not gonna happen thread'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:24 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/wamsaldon/status/846179245479153665
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:28 (nine years ago)
^more photos therehttp://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/powertrip_sowhat_engagement.jpg
not the same without cap'n moshpit's immortal photobomb
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (nine years ago)
no argument
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (nine years ago)
though:http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C75Y2ljV4AACS5J.jpg
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:30 (nine years ago)
cap'n moshpit should hook up with this girl, they're made for each other
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/149/mosh-girl-original-hp.jpg
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:31 (nine years ago)
due to the number of years between memes, mosh-girl-original is actually cap'n moshpit's mom
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:47 (nine years ago)
and he's hooking up with her? eww gross
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:48 (nine years ago)
if there's one thing i know, it's that people LOVE being proposed to in public settings surrounded by a bunch of people cheering for the proposer despite having no clue about the status of the relationship
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:52 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p06XHHRvpk
― dollar general (am0n), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
totally classic commercial imo
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:51 (nine years ago)
I feel like a podcast is warranted, sometime around 2026
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:15 (nine years ago)
Did anybody ever find out who original crazy mosh girl was?
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:16 (nine years ago)
i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:20 (nine years ago)
Yes. And skintight cutoff shorts. And lots of Vans and ink.
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:36 (nine years ago)
"is it just"
― circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:55 (nine years ago)
It's basically a 21st Century version of a Rockwell tableau.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:53 (nine years ago)
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this post is a cry for help
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:57 (nine years ago)
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something - the high leg over the proposer's head, the load-bearing leg intersecting the ring box. Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:01 (nine years ago)
oh I just realized the flaw
its true flaw is not being anywhere near as funny as the viper ad
― del griffith, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:21 (nine years ago)
mosh pic is beautiful and hilarious and perfect and you're a damn savage if you think otherwise imo
― circa1916, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:25 (nine years ago)
no no i think it's great but should i be looking for something that like isn't immediately obvious??
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:08 (nine years ago)
at first I thought there was maybe some kind of race going on with the two people on the right coming in for a dramatic finish while cap'n moshpit was funny-walking his way across the line
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:12 (nine years ago)
I think what that picture does, as an act of cultural provocation, is to diminish any other representation of a marriage proposal that doesn't include a person in the foreground wearing tight cutoffs stomping so hard that it becomes a high kick
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:37 (nine years ago)
If you say Yes, we will love each other forever, but as a reminder that the world is a meat grinder that will destroy us both, here is War, our brother, preparing to break the earth with his boot raised to the heavens, his cheeks full of ashes, his eyes enamored of death
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:42 (nine years ago)
I can't tell if that Viper ad was from 1990 or 2000.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:22 (nine years ago)
Both and then some
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:23 (nine years ago)
Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
Like this?https://image.ibb.co/dLy9yv/0fc3d5e812411fad43af34e79c26145e.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 06:39 (nine years ago)
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something
no way, the ugly incongruity of cap'n moshpit is part of the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of this image - if it was framed like a renaissance painting or something it wouldn't have the same stunning impact
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 08:30 (nine years ago)
that girl needs to be removed so the foot is being proposed to imo
― StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:25 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/37swQuB.jpg
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:29 (nine years ago)
a+
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:41 (nine years ago)
omg! excellent!
― StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:09 (nine years ago)
loool
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:29 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Fn_CXW0AALj53.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:37 (nine years ago)