ASK STEVE SHASTA ANYTHING SERIOUSLY DUDES

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I don't know, but that's an interesting question. Dean tends to be pretty withdrawn and doesn't often offer his opinion on important matters.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 19 January 2006 01:09 (twenty years ago)

steve,

what are differences between bro and brah...? is there an ettiquette there?

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 19 January 2006 07:45 (twenty years ago)

Bro, if it feels good then you gotta do it.

Who are you guys?

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 January 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

i'm dean gulberry.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 19 January 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

just some dudes shouting "fire" on a crowded message board, brocephus

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 19 January 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Right fuckin' on bro.

Stev

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 January 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Dear Steve Shasta,

I have had the Steely Dan song Bodhisattva in my head for almost a day, except where they say "Bodhisattva" is replaced with "Oh Steve Shasta." Thought you would like to know.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

I keep saying "Brody Miller" all because of Steve Shasta.

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Dear Steve Shasta,

Bro, Guelph or Ghibelline?

Oh, and Happy Pitchers & Catchers.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Dear Steve "Best Brah" Shasta,

Tow-ins, classic or dud?

Love,
MIDI

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

Hi Steve Shasta,

How are you doing?

Yours,
Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes

― Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Steve,

Going big in the pipe v. dropping cliffs like what. What's your stance?

All my best,

gbx

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Hey dudes, after surviving the BLIZZARD OF 2006 I kept a pretty mellow weekend back here in Cali.

Some news for you guys though: I have given up surfing and skateboarding, I have found the light.

Dudes, wakeboarding.

Is there nothing so gnarly as to be towed behind a medium sized boat in a lake while you're just shredding up the wakes?

Already a legend, I hope to push the sport into the next sector of multimedia attention at the Pringles-Sour-Ranch Habanero-Mt.-Dew Almost Extreme Games coming this summer to Lake Havasu.

See you guys there,

Steve "Already a legend, Shasta's breed of wakeboarding demands..." Shasta

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Are there any wakeboarding videogames I might try? With the caveat that there is no substitue for the real thing.

I've always been sort of nervous of deep water in case a whale surfaces beneath me. I know that sounds irrational, but it is true.

― Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

I can't talk to much about it but there is some radical news to be announced from Activision about St3v3 Sh@st@, Legendary Wakeboarder for the PSX.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

WHAT IS YR STANCE

[ ] REG
[ ] YFOOG

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

[] You push Mongo

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Not on a wakeboard!

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:28 (twenty years ago)

I wake switch. My technique has been compared to Bob Burnqvist or Mickey Dora.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Dear Wakeboarding Legend Steve Shasta,

Are you pissed off that Oneida ripped you offwhen they created their new label? Or do these sorts of things not phase you?

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Bro,

Oneida brahs are on ILBaseball and that is all killer, no filler to me dude.

One love,
Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

btw Oneida is a buncha cool dudes. Played an awesome show in Lexington with opening act songs:ohia.

whoa wrong thread---^

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

dear steve shasta: does a legendary wakeboarder enjoy a wahoo's fish taco?

― i always wondered where my mandibula was! (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

I just knew you would be cool with that brah

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

JBRah,

Dude, Fish Taco's are something I usually only reserve for Baja surf trips like K39, Puerto Escondido and Todos Santos but I don't think I've ever had a Wahoo's. When I was living in La Jolla, Del Mar and Encinitas I'd grub on Rubio's here and there but more out of desperation and student income.

Dude I remember one time Corky Carrol and I were...

Ah never mind dudes, way long story. Epic brews, killer waves, the kine maui wowie, irie times my brethren.

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

I think Steve is a rejected Andy Samberg SNL sketch.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

speaking of which, who else thinks SNL writers mine the noize board for sketch ideas?

Chronicles of Narnia rap video = smokin chron

That burrito ad with the blueberry pancakes wrapped around it = THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU RECOUNT YOUR BURRITOVILLE ADVENTURES

Deep House Dish =
DAN SELZER FOR NYC MAYOR

Steve, what is your take? Is NBC cutting you in on the action?

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Dude, the only TV I watch is The Flavor Of Love on VH1. Everything else is ridiculous.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

sanskrit is on to something here

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

obvs the last one is a joke, but it will all make sense when they start doing a Steve Shasta skit.

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

btw Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island made it onto SNL because of viral videos, blogging, and internet word of mouth. So no doubt they are reading the wisdom of Shasta at this very moment.

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

SNL BE LURKIN'

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Dan,

Rebel Without A Pause = 6/87
Bring The Noise = 1/88
Fight The Power = 6/89
Welcome To The Terrordome = 1/90
Fear Of A Black Planet = 4/90
100 Milez And Runnin = 4/90
Amerikkka's Most Wanted = 5/90
EFIL4ZAGGIN = 10/90
Bazerk Bazerk Bazerk = 5/91
Kill At Will = 7/91
De La Soul/Turtles lawsuit = ?/91
Biz/Sullivan lawsuit = 12/91

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

do u check your yahoo address? i jus mailed you bro!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Once a month! This will be twice now.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 23:41 (twenty years ago)

Excellent. Third time's a bomb. JK JK no terromo

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 23 February 2006 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Dear Steve Shasta,

Do you have any upcoming endorsement deals or have you renounced worldly posessions in the name of Jah?

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Midi,

I am truly stoked for all the attention I've received from such a rockin' internet poster such as yourself, but you really got to ask yourself one question in life: Can you aspire to the greatness of Bradley Nowell?

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

also: A/S/L?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Steve Shasta, after eating too many carbs this weekend and getting sick I have come to realize the importance of diet in health. What would you suggest as good staple foods to keep my colonic health up?

-JW

― xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

JW,

I, like you, was once one young buck with a wild streak. But since many TM sessions and cultural reprogramming, I have found dietary harmony under the almighty influence of a macrobiotic diet. I have been a professional wakeboarder for 3 and a half years and I highly doubt that my unmatched skill for butterslides, heelside carves, and toeside 720s would be what it is without Verne Verona and his TRUTH.

Enjoy, this is my gift of love for each and everyone of you this year and every year until we meet the LION in the HEAVEN.

http://www.macrobiotics.co.uk/mbprinciples.htm

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

The cliff Bud Cort drove his car off at the end of Harold and Maude (dir: Hal Ashby, 1971)
L: 37 37'10.83"N
L: 122 29'51.64"W
This is a rocky cliff right next to Mori Point in Pacifica, CA, and is the cliff that Bud Cort drove his car off at the end of Harold and Maude. The place where the car landed is at the top of the long-ish, dark rocky patch right in the inside center of the curved-in part of the cliff (the tide is higher here than when the scene was shot).
GoogleEarth does weird things with "3-D" terrain (the cliff walls and water kind of melt into each other), but the hills to the right of this photo, where Cort walked away while playing his banjo, are fun to explore.

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:07 (twenty years ago)

San Francisco Premiere
Plagues & Pleasures on the Salton Sea
Dirs. Chris Metzler and Jeff Springer US 2005
"There was time when the Salton Sea, tucked into the southeast corner of California, was known as the Riviera of the West - a haven for jetsetters and vacationers. Originally created by accident, it\'s now one of the country\'s worst ecological disasters: a fetid, stagnant, salty lake, coughing up dead fish and birds by the thousands. Still, a hardy few have hung on there, hoping for help to come along and restore the lake to its former glory. Congressman Sonny Bono himself was once dedicated to saving the lake. Eccentrics abound in this surreal landscape: the naked guy who waves to passing RVs\; the man who built his own holy mountain\; beer-loving Hungarian Hunky Daddy\; the guys who plan to get rich someday when this virtual sewer becomes a Riviera again. Hair-raising and hilarious, part history lesson, part cautionary tale and part portrait of one of the strangest communities you\'ve ever seen, this is the American Dream gone as stinky as a dead carp." - SF Docfest (71m)

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Dear Adam,

Why do the Vengaboys make Ibiza seem like some kinda chilled out beach town instead of Ultradramaglam replete with rhinestone bikinis, gold lame chaps and oversized cowboy hats?

Steve Shasta

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Steve, sadly I can't speak for the Vengaboys.

You obviously know about more about Ibiza than me. Have you been? Are there cervezas and tasty waves?

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Bro, there is a left there, wait... I'm not sure I can talk about it. Dude, just go... just paddle out somewhere about 3km southwest of La Puerto Del Diablo. That's all I can say dude.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Best snippet of overheard conversation
"Is that the Vengabus?"
One sloppy drunk guy noticing the arrival of a packed police van, Central London, New Year's Eve, 1999.

-- Nordicskillz (allmanbrothersrul...), December 7th, 2002.

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I heard this obnoxious Marina girl talking about "planning to fall into a K-hole tonight" on somewhat crowded public transit this morning.

I heard some gems recently in NYC but I forgot them, damn it!

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

I made a rare trip on SF public transit the other day - I took the bus to eat at Burma Super Star, 4th & Clement.

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Adam,

How long did you wait in line?

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

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