official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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Hah she's still at large and exploiting her newfound fame. Awesome.

Alex in SF, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://gawker.com/5239095/confirmed-hipster-grifter-in-custody

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

between this video and zach galifinakis's performance last night, I learned that "seacrest out" is a thing.

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

i hav just learned that seacrest out is a thing - tho now that u mention it

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/hipstergrifter_foldable.gif

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

^serious endtime shit here^

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

the terrorists won after all

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

did they really?

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

yeah u didnt hear abt that

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

it got boing boinged

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

◄ Boobz

goole, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

o_O @ the little toe/harbl they put in there

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 4 May 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, clearly whoever made that was torn between laughing and jerking off

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

she's known for steals people's money, hahah... ungggghh let me give her a camel toe

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

Bet the guy who made that was thinking "can't wait to play dick puppet theater with this. Yeah!

Alex in SF, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

it's a harbl

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

i bet the guy thought it was kind of funny to make a cardboard cutout with boobs and a harbl

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

boobz

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

boobz n a harbl

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ sounds like a Hammer track

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

wait what is a harbl? i thought it was short for "hair ball"? is that a term for the vagina now???

ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/stickitin.jpg

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

oh. wau.

ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

that's not a harbl it's simply a cat's vagina!

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

i mean...right?

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

i always thought they were cat balls.

stchick (stevie), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 07:53 (seventeen years ago)

why are you tardbabies so fascinated with some huckster whose face looks like a map of guangdong

i can introduce yall to about a thousand crusties and gutter bitches EXACTLY LIKE HER

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)

including my last gf~

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)

How much money did she scam off you? We want to know!

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ news people saying "hipster grifter"

http://cbs3.com/local/hipster.grifter.Kari.2.1000905.html

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

Warhol would have LOVED this chick.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

imagine people on the news saying names like 'pretty boy floyd'

cankles had a gf

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

point-form zings

s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

idgi

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

you guys saying "how much did she get you for" every time someone says how ugly she is... really it's not clever

cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

how much did she get u for

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

ROTFL

richard_lambert, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

really

cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

Warhol would have LOVED this chick.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 1:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

she totally proves his prediction that in the future everyone will get a mouth job from a hipster grifter

s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

Hilarity.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway I wasn't asking how much money the Korean Hipster Grifter grifted from cankles, but rather how much money his prettier gutter bitch ex grifted from him (which if they are EXACTLY ALIKE seems a fair question, no?)

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, tell us a story, cankles

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

the disgusting savage that broke your heart

bnw, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

LOL, the guy from Hermit Thrushes turned her in

http://gawker.com/5241650/how-hipster-grifter-was-trapped

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

this is the worst fucking plot to get an indie rock band "noticed" i've ever seen

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

it's like they read this and acted accordingly

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/the-memefication-of-your-band.html

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

hahah the guy's city paper post on busting her has lots of rote stop snitchin comments.

and fuck his band, if only for having a name way too close to nova scotia's legendary thrush hermit.

like clowns passing out candy wearing blindfolds (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

Surprise: She lied!

Here Comes the Hardzinger (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

the guys that read indie rock blogs should post which ones post Hermit Thrushes MP3s tomorrow morning for their MAXIMUM SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION POWERBLOGGIN

Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)


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