https://i.imgur.com/pnZ2Cjl.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 01:01 (nine years ago)
https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17426396_10155128934765908_2045021302738578972_n.jpg?oh=f94253f17bfa07c12af3708d96e43f92&oe=5951AD52
― scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:26 (nine years ago)
*vine guy voice* gwowhttps://youtu.be/tDr_0BZ73BI
― goole, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:03 (nine years ago)
subscribed
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:10 (nine years ago)
that rail grind tho
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:21 (nine years ago)
My government name actually translates, exactly, to "Swift Ultimate Flesh Power" in the native tongue of my people; I have to assume that mr. seward knows this and was trying to send some kind of signal. Well, here I am. Let me know how I can help.
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:30 (nine years ago)
No no, you misunderstand: 'Swift Ultimate Flesh Power' is the name of my rodney.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 March 2017 04:55 (nine years ago)
Quincy dental
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:43 (nine years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/uUmqG8l.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:34 (nine years ago)
loool
― circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:39 (nine years ago)
ok that definitely took me a minute
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:56 (nine years ago)
i've been lolling at this picture for several minutes
― qualx, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:00 (nine years ago)
what band is it
― just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 04:14 (nine years ago)
that is extraordinary and also a reasonable candidate for inclusion in the 'so not gonna happen' thread imo
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:53 (nine years ago)
haha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:54 (nine years ago)
Love the headphones.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 11:39 (nine years ago)
god that's perfect, tempted to get it framed
― ogmor, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:17 (nine years ago)
That's beautiful.
― jmm, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:21 (nine years ago)
Proposal in the pit
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:23 (nine years ago)
Gonna guess it's a Xtian mosh pit. No beer cups, no ciggy butts. Just some innocent TP-ing.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 28 March 2017 14:48 (nine years ago)
no tping is innocent
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:05 (nine years ago)
Sign reading "BUY ORGANS HERE" not so innocent either.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:16 (nine years ago)
weird that planned parenthood would have a stand at an xtian moshpit venue
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:21 (nine years ago)
I had to blow this image up to massive size just to figure out what people were referring to here. There's some Where's Waldo-level sleuthing going on here.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:22 (nine years ago)
just one more reason why it might belong in the 'so not gonna happen thread'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:24 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/wamsaldon/status/846179245479153665
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:28 (nine years ago)
^more photos therehttp://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/powertrip_sowhat_engagement.jpg
not the same without cap'n moshpit's immortal photobomb
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (nine years ago)
no argument
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (nine years ago)
though:http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C75Y2ljV4AACS5J.jpg
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:30 (nine years ago)
cap'n moshpit should hook up with this girl, they're made for each other
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/149/mosh-girl-original-hp.jpg
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:31 (nine years ago)
due to the number of years between memes, mosh-girl-original is actually cap'n moshpit's mom
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:47 (nine years ago)
and he's hooking up with her? eww gross
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:48 (nine years ago)
if there's one thing i know, it's that people LOVE being proposed to in public settings surrounded by a bunch of people cheering for the proposer despite having no clue about the status of the relationship
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:52 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p06XHHRvpk
― dollar general (am0n), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
totally classic commercial imo
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:51 (nine years ago)
I feel like a podcast is warranted, sometime around 2026
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:15 (nine years ago)
Did anybody ever find out who original crazy mosh girl was?
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:16 (nine years ago)
i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:20 (nine years ago)
Yes. And skintight cutoff shorts. And lots of Vans and ink.
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:36 (nine years ago)
"is it just"
― circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:55 (nine years ago)
It's basically a 21st Century version of a Rockwell tableau.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:53 (nine years ago)
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, March 28, 2017 7:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this post is a cry for help
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:57 (nine years ago)
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something - the high leg over the proposer's head, the load-bearing leg intersecting the ring box. Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:01 (nine years ago)
oh I just realized the flaw
its true flaw is not being anywhere near as funny as the viper ad
― del griffith, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:21 (nine years ago)
mosh pic is beautiful and hilarious and perfect and you're a damn savage if you think otherwise imo
― circa1916, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:25 (nine years ago)
no no i think it's great but should i be looking for something that like isn't immediately obvious??
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:08 (nine years ago)
at first I thought there was maybe some kind of race going on with the two people on the right coming in for a dramatic finish while cap'n moshpit was funny-walking his way across the line
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:12 (nine years ago)
I think what that picture does, as an act of cultural provocation, is to diminish any other representation of a marriage proposal that doesn't include a person in the foreground wearing tight cutoffs stomping so hard that it becomes a high kick
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:37 (nine years ago)