Deal breakers

uggs kill

does tza not get that all of that was sarcasm except the very last bit?

yeah i am one of the white girls who smokes too much w33d and likes rap

ugg life

theres this scene of mexican girls out here that are hella cute and dress like m.i.a. and wear uggs. would hit again.

http://shell.reverse.net/~sil/vista/ganguro-girl-phone.jpg

deal breaker: cannot laugh at shitty paul verhoeven films

(brought to you by the boy at work i thought was sort of dreamy until he scoffed at me for liking 'showgirls')

drinks Red Bull or white zinfindel
chews gum all the time
wears pleated pants
is into "chill" music

has never voted
old enough to have voted for a kennedy in a presedential election.

drinks red bull AND white zinfandel = deal sealer

^^^ actually the recipe for a "pawtucket pole dancer" iirc

Juicy Couture

if she does or says or looks like or has a tat or haircut or basically manifests anything that makes me think of Bettie Page

wanky, plz refer those who don't make the cut to me, thx.

IS A JERK

IS A BIG JERK

IS A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BUT ARROGANT JERK

IS A STRAIGHT UP JERK

hahaha wanko I enjoy your anti-Juicy policy

Wants to split an appetizer at a fake Denny's for date meal

uh, i'd go with "considers a fake denny's appropriate for a date".

It all kind of went downhill from there...

Rolling US Economy Into The Shitbin Thread: Dating Edition

i don't mind betty page girls.

kevin, i would think you would be into fake denny's date.

why's that?

cheap and unpretentious

i want different things from my restaurants than i want from my rock n roll.

Uggs + Sweatpants

ew.

Uggs + Sweatpants

-- joygoat, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 2:38 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

aka college girls

Chance encounter at show, call to say "bye" when leaving and can't find them to do it in person. <-Deal breaker y/n? I need to know because I did this (she no answer) and she hasn't called since (4 days ago).

casual encounters break dealz

not a deal breaker, but maybe call her today and see if she wants to hang this weekend

thinks the harry potter movies "leave out too much"

I'm too much of a nice guy honestly

but are you an honest guy?

if I was completely honest about how much of a nice guy I'm being most of the time I wouldn't be a nice guy anymore

think about that shit, cause it's true

man you think too much.

^^^^ deal breaker (to ladies)

should also possibly go in truth bombs

Israeli military t-shirt

Birthright Israel

^ actually, I'd like a free trip so forget about that

Is the Israeli military t-shirt part of a viral marketing campaign for that new Adam Sandler movie?

i either am or aspire to be approx 95% of these DBs

ungodly snoring

from NYT.com comments section, tips on how to sell you house

Two words: Remove Stains. I learned that lesson selling my first house. A wonderful selling point of my house is the large two-car garage. Impeccably maintained, with sturdy shelves, cabinets and solid workbenches - perfect for a man's man dream workshop. Now, I'm a hunter; killing game is what I do. Normally not an important detail when selling your house, but cleaning animals is, like or not, a part of the hunting process. The problem is that after years of slicing, dicing and hanging fresh kill to drain in the garage, a rather large crimson-tinged stain has formed in the center of the concrete floor. Kind of hard to explain away to prospective buyers, especially when they see the stain first, then the meat hook hanging directly above (a permanent fixture, unfortunately - or fortunately, depending on how you look at it). Take my word for it, "suspicious stains" are a sure deal breaker!
- zef, NYC

ladies and gentlemen, the suspicious stains

haunted garage