final lolution

BLASTOFF!

Yer getting the chair, kid.

it's not even a potty, his shorts are on. it's like a convert your toilet into a restraining device for evil children!

how do you get in it

someone needs to add hot rod tires and a trail of fire to that image

and draw horns on that evil fucker

I posted this on the ILE parenting thread and demanded an explanation.

i think i'd laugh more if i didn't think that kid had MS or something

http://tortuga.usebynet.com/PacalVotansTombLid.jpg

i think i would laugh more if he didnt look just like one of the kids killed in that west memphis triple homicide

i have decided that it is a potty because of the urine-redirecting peepee codpiece. DEDUCTION.

if that chair had a dorito dispenser, it would be perfect

yeah thats all it needs

???????

It does! You just don't want to eat them.

i would gladly sit there all day, no straps needed

makes sense to me

now we need to see the restraining device they used to give him that impeccable bowl-cut.

"now you too can toilet train your demonic hellspawn, just like the pros!"

http://www.popmatters.com/images/blogs/short_ends/Problem.jpg

ethan's new arch enemy is jordan s.

mood: sad

ethan blocked me on 3 separate aim accounts tonight i am very sad

-- Humphry, Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:22 AM (2 days ago)

Where's Frogman Harry when you need him?

http://metropolis.co.jp/xmg/498/Thunderpants.jpg

There we go.

my coworker finds this hilar

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vTXQnt0qOv4

It's really more of an R-rated parrot

"how much do you spend on music?":

These days i can go months without spending a single tugrik, but by years end i'm sure i end up having spent more than ¼ million (again, in Mongolian Tugriks).

-- christoff, Friday, November 9, 2007 4:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image026.jpg

can we have a moratorium on unfunny jpgs linked on boing boing that manage to misunderstand how both rap music and how graphs work

lmao it says 99 problems but the value for bitch is listed as zero!!!!!!!

ethan OTM, thats a really poorly-formulated venn diagram--"bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" would mean that set "bitch" is made up ENTIRELY of subsets "hoes and tricks"--there should be no "leftover" bitches.

Dr. Dog wrote that song?

We need a better graph of bitches and their lack of shit-being.

¼ million

dear ethan,

i do not read boing boing, except very sporadically, and sometimes accidentally. i did not know until you posted that venn diagrams 'that manage to misunderstand how both rap music and how graphs work' were some sort of, err, thing.

i found it funny in passing, thought i'd post it, and did not think to consider the elegant, subtle, and refined (dare i say rapier?) comb you use to arbitrate what is and what is not worthy of my comedic appreciation.

sincerely,

remy

zing!

http://goddamn.lardpirates.com/archive/pictures/umad.gif

http://www.greetingsisland.com/images/Thoughts-and-wishes/lets-make-up.gif

aw

Shimmer Kids 1999 Tip Top Inn - Had my Ts C'd on and then got "hoovered" by a lamprey.

*whimpers*

-- gygax! (gygax!), Friday, March 4, 2005 7:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

i thought the 93 til infinity graph was pretty clever

er, not graph but yeah

what if someone made a rap graph that was also a lil wayne zing?

"under BOAC" = blue man group plays the music of santeria

-- moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 11 November 2007 03:14 (13 hours ago)

Where's that Venn diagram on a t-shirt of music you like, music I like, and music I used to like? Someone needs to get schooled in set theory.

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/shirts/elitism/

this one and fucking otm dude

lol liberal arts. I do kinda like that shirt though.

i've never seen anyone actually wear that shirt.

if i bought it, would it be bad because LOLMEME?

I think there is probably a place for that design on a .gif, but not on a shirt.

The world just isn't ready for witty shirts.