posts very much in character

Part of my aversion to that Dr Octopus storyline is the absolute certainty that it inspired lots of disgusting porn.

I just checked to see if there's Trump cartoon porn and indeed there is.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 11:45 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was looking on one of the porntube type sites and saw there was an agressive blowjob clip compilation called Trump For President and a racial humiliation video in which people wave around confederate flags.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, December 12, 2016 2:13 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Monday, December 12, 2016 11:13 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lool

porntube type sites

i was just looking at one of those porno sites, you know the ones right

when you both have ocd about having to check whether things have been made dirty by vile pornographers AND one of your interests is vile porn

for whatever awful reason i find myself clicking to read the replies to trump's dire tweets, and a few weeks ago the first one was a really expertly made gif of vladimir putin pinning trump to a couch and having sex with him - it really made me consider the mind of whoever crafted it, the time they spent working on it, what was going through their head. it really must have taken a while, and i guess there was also the fact that trump must have seen it, and then at the end just the fact that donald trump, who is going to be president, is the biggest troll on the internet and people are responding directly to his mobile phone with videos implying he has anal sex with the leader of russia.

trump is to blame for that gif, though

Yes, he shouldn't have disseminated his Putin sex video if he didn't want people turning it into gifs.

oh yeah i wasn't saying i feel sorry for trump. just that it generally felt like wtf is this world.

is that an actual thing or are we doing a routine

I'd think people thought the same thing coming across a woodcut of some king getting rogered by some other king "god somebody spent a lot of time on this" yup

throughout history people have traditionally had huge amounts of time on their hands
who are these people? why didn't they aspire to more? coming up next on ilxor.com

i'm not belittling it at all, more just imagining the character and mindset of the person who made it, not because i think they're some aberration, just in a sea of responses to trump it felt amusing and showed a level of dedication to the cause.

did people do woodcuts of kings boning each other? i'd have thought maybe bawdy songs or something might have been more likely, and maybe you got paid for that.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/ca/91/3bca916a5a59c6c19bd7811c5e71d9f5.jpg

https://thedisorderofthings.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bombardement-de-tous-les-trc3b4nes-de-leurope-1792.jpg

hahaha

for some reason this reminded me that one of the most popular entertainers of the late 19th/early 20th century in Europe was a guy who could fart on command

for the record those gifs sometimes aren't that difficult to make ;)

xp don't sell him short
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist

That wikipedia page is a joy

At this point, pretty much every news item about Trump and his incoming administration is thoroughly unsurprising and often expected but somehow also capable of singlehandedly turning me into a white-hot supernova of rage.

― "Nay" (Old Lunch), Thursday, January 19, 2017

of course i'm with you 100% OL

wish McCain would just nut up and call Trump a cocksucker

― Neanderthal, Sunday, January 29, 2017 7:06 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All this talk of phones is stressing me out

― saer, Thursday, February 2, 2017 12:43 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Look, not to turn the tables, but a lot of you guys don't really live in former feudalist monarchies. I'm guessing you don't read the same history books in school that for example Danish kids does, don't walk around monuments to the freeing of the serfs as in Copenhagen.

― Frederik B, Saturday, February 11, 2017 6:42 AM (one hour ago)

Shooting Fred in a barrel

As I said, I'm a history major.

there's something rotten in that danish fish barrel.

I once walked into a bathroom where an old bloke was washing his arse + bollocks in the sink. Then I knelt in some diarrhoea later and actually felt lucky that it was diarrhoea rather than a needle with hep c. Can't grumble though - this was the actual apex of my working career!

― calzino, Friday, February 10, 2017 7:20 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

There was a truly excellent calzino one recently but I couldn't be bothered to google this thread

another dose of calz

A A Gill was a lifelong labour member - but I still considered him a tory.
― calzino, Saturday, 25 February 2017 13:13 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink[

<3

Gill was a total Tory tbf

Indeed. Wasn't Rod Liddle a Labour Party member until recently, maybe still is?

oh yeah calz totally calling it

dear dear dear

nuvvieworld 2: the squeeing

great minds think alike

was literally coming here to post the thing but i think ill refrain

it barely needs to be said

brief I R-M evocation and done. watch out for the ones with three-name usernames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW5B2GF4J8c

Gwan?

Is this about the OPO worst movie ever revive, or some ILM thing?

Oh right think i see that now.

Is that vmic?

This is like a really dull treasure hunt

Is this about the OPO worst movie ever revive, or some ILM thing?

― El Tomboto, Monday, March 13, 2017 12:45 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the former

Oh right think i see that now.

Is that vmic?

― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, March 13, 2017 12:47 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

DJP with an amazing follow up

skimming the thread was like being an old time prospector in a western, sifting through the silt down by the river, when suddenly an obvious glint of gold appears so brilliantly it glares in the camera's lens when I spot the post

My hatred of cyclists can be traced to an exact moment.

I was taking a walk on the Brooklyn Bridge and this African-American family was standing in the bike lane so they could take a photo on what anyone would agree is one of New York's most popular and iconic of tourist sites. A white cyclist was BARRELING down the decline and just starts yelling "NO!" at them, like he was scolding a dog, without slowing down. Like it just put a sharp focus the fucking entitlement of these people.

― Jay Elettronica Viva (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 24 April 2017 14:25 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftr that was in the controversial opinions thread

is that not where we may be most ourselves