When Floki and the other men returned to Norway, they were asked about the newly found land. Floki believed it to be worthless. Herjolf believed that the land had both good and bad qualities. Thorolf claimed that butter was smeared on every straw on the land that they had found. Thorolf was then nicknamed Thorolf Butter (Icelandic; ΓΓ³rΓ³lfur smjΓΆr).
― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Friday, 23 December 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link
Dear uncle sean,Thank you so much for the hannukah present. I definitely will use it. Happy new year!Lily
― woof, Friday, 13 January 2017 09:49 (seven years ago) link
someone seemingly registered for something called Fitness Singles, a UK dating site, & used my email address
― johnny crunch, Friday, 13 January 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link
Someone working at Goldman Sachs in London shares my name and I frequently get emails he thinks he's forwarding to his personal email I guess. Last week I received an invitation to a GS strategy conference in Zurich and got access to all the presentations. I often receive booking confirmations at expensive hotels around Europe. I don't really understand how this guy still hasn't realized his mistake but hey I had fun looking at those ppt presentations.
― Jibe, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 10:29 (seven years ago) link
Misdirected e-card with music and angels and everything. :(Hi Tara,I hope the surgery went well yesterday and that God is sending you his healing graces.I won't be at Bible Study next Wednesday but look forward to seeing you soon.Warmly,Rita
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:06 (seven years ago) link
I had to sent a reply card with a smiling snowman on it to tell her that she had the wrong email.
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 26 January 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link
Dear Mahoghany, Thank you for your interest in a position with Hooters of America, LLC. Your application will be reviewed by our management team, and we will contact you within 3 to 5 days, should we feel that your background meets our current needs.
Thank you again,
Human Resources Team
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 9 March 2017 12:09 (seven years ago) link
Is Mahoghany your middle name?
― pplains, Thursday, 9 March 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link
it's his Hooters name
― mh π, Thursday, 9 March 2017 15:55 (seven years ago) link
Reservation Confirmed.
Holiday Inn Express & Suites Oklahoma City North12013 Holland StreetOklahoma City, OK 73131 Check In: Check Out: 03/18/17 β 03/19/17 03:00 PM 11:00 AM Rooms: Adults: 1 2
― pplains, Friday, 17 March 2017 01:39 (seven years ago) link
They asked if I wanted to modify my reservation. I said sure, and said I wanted extra pillows.
I continue to get the payment confirmations for some damn lady's BMW she bought.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 17 March 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link
this one i really don't understand. monique has a significantly different name from mine, i def don't know tom young, so how the hell does this get to my inbox?
Hi Monique,
I enjoyed our short conversation yesterday and hope all is well with you.
The cost of the 24 engraved nursing pins is $12.25 each.
Unless you prefer another address the pins will ship via UPS to you at xxxx Ave, Chicago, IL 60615The pins are in the manufacturing process and should be completed before the end of April.
Regards,
Tom Young
― Jibe, Friday, 31 March 2017 08:58 (seven years ago) link
some people give their spouse or coworker's email if they share one for family/office purposes
i've been getting office depot receipts for everything some dude named george buys
― a landlocked exclave (mh π), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:45 (seven years ago) link
A New Orleans friend sent this to me. A life-long New Orleanean and someone whose business is impacted by tourism, about the only thing left to fund the city, she has worked with others through local committees to no seeming avail. The Mayor refuses to listen and twice has sought to remove monuments secretly under cover of night. The state goveernment seems the only help currently.
So I pass this along to you and ask that you forward it to as many people you know who believe that General Lee should be left where he is and General Jackson where he is and all the monuments to African-Americans remain where they are. Our state has a richly diverse culture and history, and in so many ways NOLA is our capital city, our genesis, the place we went on school field trips as children, and the place to which we've returned to throughout our lives.
If you will, call. And pass it along to your friends.
Thank you,Gaye
― pplains, Saturday, 15 April 2017 01:26 (seven years ago) link
well, that took a turn
― a landlocked exclave (mh π), Saturday, 15 April 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link
Dear DR. [ACTUALLASTNAME],
Accuralink services for your 2017 Acura ILX have been restored.
SincerelyAcuraLink ILX
― remy bean, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 01:05 (seven years ago) link
Your application to renew your driving licence at 70 or overYou have begun the process of our application to renew your driving licence at 70 or over, but you haven't completed it yet.
― sktsh, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 11:33 (seven years ago) link
Really tempted to call and alter this dude's order, just to specify full-boned chicken wings or something. Someone else do it though, I'm at work and I forgot my phone at home.
Your Order from Chili's (Transit Rd) Is Being Prepared
CHILI'S (TRANSIT RD)4153 Transit Rd, Clarence, NY 1 2 Liter of Iced Tea$3.501 Boneless Honey-Chipotle Wings$10.141 Triple Dipperβ’ Southwestern Eggrolls β’ Crispy Honey Chipotle Chicken Crispers β’ Big Mouth Bites $12.241 Homestyle Fries$2.241 5 Piece Garlic Toast$1.99Subtotal:Fee:Tax:Tip:Total: $30.11$9.99$3.50$6.54$50.14Method: Credit Card Order #: 1506079156 Deliver to: Micheal Wall, 48 Barry Pl Buffalo, NY Order date: 06-27-2017 Have questions about your order?
For delivery issues
Call the restaurant
at 716-631-2222 *
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
Big Mouth Bites
― brimstead, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link
I get so many dental x-rays these days, it's not even funny.
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link
I'm still getting Ms Fenton's BMW car payment reciepts.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 03:10 (six years ago) link
someone in ireland got a quote for a kitchen remodeling project
― mh, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link
I'm constantly getting resumes from people in Jordan (the country).
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link
Dear Douchebags,You are all invited to Cary's bachelor party on September Xth-Yth. We are going to Nashville, TN and will be staying at the Doubletree downtown. Accommodations are $181 per person for two nights. I am just trying to get a gauge on who will be able to make it, so please let me know before next Friday, July 14th. More details will follow, but for the most part we will just drink out of penis straws and do dong bongs and blow job shots and stuff.Let me know as soon as you can! Thank you.McRib/Rib/Rob
You are all invited to Cary's bachelor party on September Xth-Yth. We are going to Nashville, TN and will be staying at the Doubletree downtown. Accommodations are $181 per person for two nights. I am just trying to get a gauge on who will be able to make it, so please let me know before next Friday, July 14th.
More details will follow, but for the most part we will just drink out of penis straws and do dong bongs and blow job shots and stuff.
Let me know as soon as you can! Thank you.
McRib/Rib/Rob
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 7 July 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
Ideal Protein orders are in! Please pick up in Pod 3.Thank you!
Thank you!
― pplains, Friday, 7 July 2017 03:14 (six years ago) link
Hello,Due to the time restrains we are emailing you the Acceptance Packet for Pleasant Plains. Please return the completed and signed documents with the enrollment deposit to secure pplains' roster spot.Let me know if you have any questions and/or concerns.Thank you,JEFF XxxxxxAthletic Director/Academic Director
Due to the time restrains we are emailing you the Acceptance Packet for Pleasant Plains. Please return the completed and signed documents with the enrollment deposit to secure pplains' roster spot.
Let me know if you have any questions and/or concerns.
Thank you,
JEFF XxxxxxAthletic Director/Academic Director
― pplains, Friday, 7 July 2017 03:17 (six years ago) link
time restrains no one.
Ideal Protein orders are in. Please pick up in Pod 3. Please note, Wendy and Luann are out today and tomorrow for measuring. Cindy in meeting today until 3:30pm, and tomorrow until 2pm. Sorry for any inconvenience. Thank you.
― pplains, Thursday, 13 July 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link
Pod 3 makes it sound like some spaceship running protein experiments.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
Welcome to Spy Phone App
Thank you for your interest in our application.
You have successfully added a new phone to your account .
The cell phone is ready to be tracked. All retrieved information will be available in your account, by logging at Spy phone app.
Attention!Make sure the device is connected to the Internet.
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link
Hello,
Hope this email finds you well. We are down to one roster spot remaining. If you are interested you will need to notify the coach that has been recruiting ASAP. If not we wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors.
Go Warriors,
Jeff XxxxxxAthletic Director
_____________________________________________________
I have no idea who you are. If you are interested in filling your roster spot, you will need to update your contact information ASAP. I am a 43-year-old father of two.
Go Mizzou Tigers
― pplains, Monday, 24 July 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link
Dear PLEASANT PLAINS,
The payment for the order that you placed on 6/8/2017 from DialAmerica for ESPN THE MAGAZINE is past due. A portion of your paid order provides support to MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING. Your payment insures uninterrupted delivery of your magazine subscription. On behalf of DialAmerica and MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING, thank you!
Total Amount Due: $39.95
― pplains, Monday, 24 July 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link
I emailed the BMW dealership to tell them to stop freaking emailing me.
Now they're sending me emails asking me to fill in a survey re my resent email dealings with them :|
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link
resent? Ugh. RECENT.
Jordan's is horrible!
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 08:39 (six years ago) link
Chilling, right? It links to a manual and of course it says that it's "parental control software designed to keep your children safe from negative information."
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
http://www.blast-o-rama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bigmouthbites.png
― π (am0n), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
what asshole signed my email address up for jiffy lube's marketing? fuck those guys
― mh, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
Relax. it's for oil changes.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link
they claim that, but it's really a devious scheme to destroy automobiles iirc
― mh, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link
********'s ReportWednesday, Aug 2, 2017
Naps
12:35pm - 2:30pm (1h55m)
Meals
Morning Snack - All - GrapesLunch - All - Eggs, meat, puffsAfternoon Snack - All - Apples
Bathroom
11:05am - Diaper - Wet, bowel movement2:39pm - Diaper - Wet3:47pm - Diaper - Wet
― #mambathick (Clay), Saturday, 5 August 2017 06:38 (six years ago) link
That's a doozy,
― softie (silby), Sunday, 6 August 2017 05:27 (six years ago) link
Hey all, just wanted to let you know that there NO ONE in Pod 3 today. I will unavailable for the morning, but will be here this afternoon. If you stop by this morning, and go to pod 2, someone can get to your order, but will NOT be able to weigh or measure anyone.Sorry for the inconvenience.Thanks.
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link
Um, I received some random paypal money the other day, all successively from the same person. I shouldn't be worried about this, should I?
you received $2.00 USD you received $3.86 USD you received $4.57 USD you received $4.54 USD you received $4.25 USD you received $4.57 USDyou received $2.54 USD you received $1.87 USD you received $2.48 USD
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link
is your email address tied to a paypal account? if so, you could go in and reject them, otherwise these things tend to sort themselves out when they figured out they sent to the wrong person and cancel
it could also be a scam and the link in the email is to fake paypal and they're trying to get your password
― mh, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
It is, didn't click any links in the email but I do see the money in my paypal account. I figured it would eventually get retracted if they figure it out (not sure what paypal's policy is on this), otherwise I will consider it my compensation for years of responding to years of misdirected emails.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
that feels like a scam. reject the money (easy) and contact paypal (hard and annoying)
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
someone with the same or similar name to me in "Dublin, IE" has a snapchat account and has accidentally used my email. i am constantly getting emails that this person has logged in to my snapchat account on a new device!
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 13 August 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
wait doesn't that mean i can just take over this snapchat account and have a good time
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link