posts very much in character

oh, okay.
he is british and likes electronic music right? or is he a american?

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I'll tell you a funny story. I went to dinner in Japan at the house of a famous TV comedian, Suidobashi Hakase. He's a protege of Takeshi Kitano. It was quite a gathering, with legendary author and tattooed hardman Ishmaru Gensho also present. We tucked into sushi prepared by Hakase's bald manservant.
Hakase had just published a book in which all his friends narrated their early experiences with masturbation. Kitano and Gensho had whole chapters to themselves. In the middle of supper, my girlfriend announced that I was fond of gansha, a more modestly-scaled and intimate version of bukkake. I blushed, but Hakase and Gensho seemed delighted that I had taken the trouble to learn Japanese customs, and from that moment on I felt like they'd accepted me into their club.

Hakase later married Chie, one of the two girls with whom I was living at the time. She had first introduced herself to him with a playful photo of herself dribbling condensed milk from her mouth. Apparently this is quite a common method of flirtation -- a lover I had in Japan that same year produced, on our first date in a cafe in Nakameguro, a portfolio of photos of herself, one of which featured herself in an open white National Standard zip top, with some white substance trickling down her chin onto her breasts.

-- Momus (Momus), Friday, November 7, 2003 4:10 PM (Friday, November 7, 2003 4:10 PM) Bookmark Link

while i read that i could hear ghostly peals of fake tinkling delighted laughter from a bunch of smug spectres all deserving of a hard punch in the head (not fruit punch).

I'll tell you a funny story
I'll tell you a funny story
I'll tell you a funny story
I'll tell you a funny story
I'll tell you a funny story
I'll tell you a funny story

o lord

point tho for momus referencing urban dictionary

tattooed hardman Ishmaru Gensho

lol @ coming on someone's face = 'japanese customs'

i am drinking a bottle of widmer's snow plow milk stout.

there is no milk in the ingredients and it is the opposite of white.

-- Lingbert, Saturday, October 20, 2007 7:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Please do not invoke "Being Boiled" when discussing the meritless offal that is Britney Spears. Thanks.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:04 (Yesterday) Link

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Sorry, have you heard this particular song? Or what are you basing that on. Thank you.

-- I know, right?, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:06 (Yesterday) Link

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I'm basing it on the fact that Britney Spears is incapable of making music of quality and distinction. Thanks again.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:12 (Yesterday) Link

LOL @ MOMUS

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If you wanna be my BYITCCHHH!!!

(zigganigga)

ps I have no idea about this, you can tell prob.

-- Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 08:18 (25 seconds ago) Link

Music - by definition - builds on Tin Pan Alley values.

-- Geir Hongro, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:49 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha

useful memory joggers for 2007 releases:

Top 1000 Albums of 2007 @ rateyourmusic.com
http://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/album/2007

Top 100 Albums of 2007 (stefan's stats at Acclaimed Music Forum)
http://pub37.bravenet.com/forum/3172289350/show/761259

THE REVIEWS/SCORES OF FOLLOWING PUBLICATIONS/WEBSITES HAVE BEEN ADDED UP :

- COKEMACHINEGLOW
- DUSTED
- FASTNBULBOUS
- METACRITIC
- MUSICBOX
- MUSIK EXPRESS
- OBSERVER/GUARDIAN
- PITCHFORKMEDIA
- PLATTENTESTS
- PLAYLOUDER
- PREFIXMAG
- Q
- RATE YOUR MUSIC
- UNCUT

-- djmartian, Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:39 PM (Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:39 PM) Bookmark Link

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What should I wear to my private pilates session? Note that I am dating the instructor!

-- Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, August 17, 2005 10:15 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Note!!!

i want to hear plainsong on the largest soundsystem ever

-- cutty, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

followed by running up that hill

-- cutty, Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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I'm not being sexist; the offer stands for any guy who's in need of cash as well.

-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:10 (1 year ago) Link

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a year ago tomorrow, i lost my apartment and lived out of the back seat of my corolla for a month.

-- remy bean, Monday, October 29, 2007 10:25 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

aren't you guys a little too old to care about Ian Curtis?

-- ian, Monday, October 29, 2007 4:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Do I eat chinese food? Do I eat a cheesesteak? Do I eat mexican food? Do I eat an all-American sandwich of some type? What about a torta? Or some wings. I want to eat everything.

-- ian, Monday, October 29, 2007 1:27 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha El BJ

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:45 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(sorry)

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

aren't you guys a little too old to care about Ian Curtis?

-- ian, Monday, October 29, 2007 4:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

haha this is funny

http://www.rabbitsnare.com/files/ousama.jpg

-- Telephone thing, Monday, October 29, 2007 7:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

(i'm not kidding either)

-- Telephone thing, Monday, October 29, 2007 7:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I have no idea what that is

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, October 29, 2007 7:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Haha there's been like half a dozen times I've wanted to post a pic of Katamari king to zing someone...

i think that has been done

so has yr mom

You *are* very cranky today

I have a great Jimmy Carter story:

When JC was running for President, I was seven and we had a neighbour kid who was allergic to everything and twitchy as hell, and so was the subject of much teasing. His parents were a former nun and seminarian who'd run away from convent/seminary together and settled into hippydom next door to us (because of their children's allergies, barley, carob and goat's milk featured heavily, and none of us could handle that). Their child wrote to JC during his campaign saying 'if you get angry at people teasing you, just count five silently to yourself and it will pass.' After Carter won, the whole family were invited to the inauguration, but as poor hippies had to wait until local businesses chipped in to send them.

So rather early in life I believed politicians responded to 'normal' people as a matter of course, and it's all Jimmy Carter's fault!

-- suzy (suzy), Friday, October 11, 2002 9:53 AM

must

fight

urge

to join

clusterfuck feminism thread

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 22:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

He didn't fight the urge effectively, did he?

hard out here for a HOOS.jpg

i dont know spades but will play yahoo chess
im not very good

-- sleep, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 9:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I started out feeling self-righteous reading this thread...

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, October 31, 2007

from Earthquake thread

Unruffled, I waited it out at the bar, and then finished my martini, thinking, 'Go ahead, kill me, but if you spill one drop of this, so help me God I'll...'

-- Michael White, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:54 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oh yeah i forgot discovery were playing. still not going out tho/

-- bell_labs, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 4:34 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

that michael white post is verging on self-parody

i.e. fastastic

dapped dude

also vahid otm

ahh shit i meant dapper

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that michael white post is verging on self-parody

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