Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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they priced it per ounce

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:37 (nine years ago)

it's also the funny joke item not to be actually ordered, like when a "fancy" burger place has a bunch of $10 range burgers and then one burger that's like $1000 and has gold flakes and comes with champagne

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:38 (nine years ago)

upcycling, you guys

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:40 (nine years ago)

i bet that's totally real -- they had 40s on the menu (in a bag that you could leave with) at a pizza place in crested butte, colorado, ten years ago (this place: http://www.secretstash.com/)

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:28 (nine years ago)

the genius of it is that you could bring in your own beer in a brown paper bag and if they questioned your outside beverage you could strongly insist it's none of their business, as anyone drinking out of a paper bag rightly would

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:35 (nine years ago)

many xps but wow at the "important videos" playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ZQ1OdfcHI

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)

yeah, i lost a good amount of time yesterday watching that playlist as well (i never finished it). it sometimes veers into "dumb people hurting themselves and other" jackass style territory, but not very often, and at any rate most of the clips are so short that it's easy to wait a few seconds and move on to the next one

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 21:09 (nine years ago)

i should be finished soon.
there's a fair amount of garbage but the highs are very high

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)

Glad I could help spread the joy and wonder.

Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 December 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v5_1_3_92j_3ahj_4_104u640e_2

the late great, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:04 (nine years ago)

Question: Would Sheryl Crow approve?

Answer: Not only would she approve, she's the one that recommended them to me. Her pre-Shittens classic from quite a few years ago "Strong Enough" was actually written about the inefficacies of simple 2-ply. She opened with the lines that tell it all... "God, I feel like hell tonight, Tears of rage I cannot fight..." Then just goes on and on about how she needs someone strong enough. Her producers had her modify the original lyrics "Are you strong enough to clean my can" to what we currently know them to be for fear of poor reception by the general public. Once she tried Shittens, Cheryl was hooked, and thanks to her, so am I.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/20/this-imax-version-of-the-trailer-for-the-mummy-left-out-one-thing-the-sound-effects-6334520/

watch now, the studio is purging their mistake

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)

would absolutely pay to see that movie without sound fx

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)

eeeeuurgph! ahhhh!

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)

1:10

"No. .... Mwwwwmmm!"

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:19 (nine years ago)

David Wilcox
good hope it flopsat the boxoffice youcan not make money out of the pharoahs or act like them its bad karma insulting them

qualx, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 03:00 (nine years ago)

that is a very good comment

mh 😏, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 03:13 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

I just need to say that the Ian Curtis thing someone posted 3 months ago is KILLING me right now. Thank you.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:53 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

del griffith, Sunday, 8 January 2017 02:34 (nine years ago)

what

calstars, Sunday, 8 January 2017 02:48 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOAvovVMgss

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:25 (nine years ago)

ΠΎΡ‚Π»ΠΈΡ‡Π½ΠΎ

del griffith, Sunday, 8 January 2017 22:43 (nine years ago)

https://youtu.be/_UFsMMFjmVs

gr8080, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:14 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yyHhQ6wD-c

pplains, Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:14 (nine years ago)

maybe that's why i've never had trouble opening a jar. i'm left handed! thanks

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:51 (nine years ago)

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure

Number None, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:14 (nine years ago)

Nickelback Simulator 2.0
requires flash

the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:32 (nine years ago)

oh god just the look on his face had me dying. genuine out loud laughs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnErLwrQYQ4

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:57 (nine years ago)

Reminds me of this (now defunct) Finnish engineering company:

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/rape-plan.jpg

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 15:17 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZ_BzaSz0A

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 6 February 2017 02:20 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Lgh2-dsY0

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 6 February 2017 02:21 (nine years ago)

very mortal kombat

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 6 February 2017 18:58 (nine years ago)

idgi

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 02:07 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0

pplains, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:17 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf4-5UjT638

goole, Monday, 13 February 2017 20:43 (nine years ago)

an alterbanger

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Monday, 13 February 2017 20:55 (nine years ago)

Tbf daft punk made a whole career out of that

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 13 February 2017 23:17 (nine years ago)

Everything is Terrible did a pretty good condensed version of that movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU&sns=em

circa1916, Monday, 13 February 2017 23:29 (nine years ago)

not working but i had to find it anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU

qualx, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 03:26 (nine years ago)

my favorite wikipedia paragraph of all time:

Upon release Vibrations had initial success due to its gritty realism and uncompromising (and unconventional) character development. But Vibrations gained a loyal underground following and quickly became a cult classic, helping propel electronic music into the 21st century.

qualx, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 03:26 (nine years ago)

The guy who wrote and directed that is now the main honcho at Lions Gate

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 04:38 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4sR4VnWcAAxo-f.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 10:09 (nine years ago)

for the finns, silence

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Thursday, 16 February 2017 06:29 (nine years ago)

nobody was killed and the gunman detained so okay to laugh?

https://twitter.com/TheNothingarian/status/832648154122067969

龜, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:16 (nine years ago)

shots fired indeed

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:22 (nine years ago)

casting call:

http://i.imgur.com/mpkXLmL.gif

pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2017 05:30 (nine years ago)

looks like the audience at a danzig reunion show

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 19 February 2017 07:18 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0PNk_wUAAAwNcS.jpg

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 15:58 (nine years ago)


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