zing

sorry, misedited the first go

zings fall apart

this on the other hand:

Kevin K's Dick Moves (2008)
Kevin K's Dick Moves in Mysterious Ways (2009)
Kevin K's Dick 2: Lapdog of the Goon Crew (2010)
Kevin K's Dick: The Hardman Years (2011)
Kevin K's Dick: Getting Bored of Making Jokes about this (2016)

― sarahell, Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:09 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can someone else, preferably a male, do this cat lady a favor and give her the attention she's clearly sorely missing in her real life

https://cdn3.iconfinder.com/data/icons/arrows-26/512/Arrows_arrow_out_of_box-512.png

where's the zing

can someone else, preferably a male, do this cat lady a favor and give her the attention she's clearly sorely missing in her real life

― k3vin k., Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark

wottice dis

yeah, what the hell man; that was a really shitty thing to say about or toward anyone

looks like kev isn't a dick after all, egg on yr face sarahel

wtf kev

jfc

gtfoh guys. sarah has been targeting me with zings for years now. she's a big girl, she'll be alright.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clap%20back

"she's a big girl" not exactly convincing me that the garbage sexist "cat lady" comment was somehow less shitty in context

I hit the FP and moved on, is that too much to ask?

that and me and 49 more

"targeting me" lol

Our conversation was short and sweet
It nearly swept me off my feet
And I'm back in the rain, oh
And you are on dry land
You made it there somehow
You're a big girl now

I hit the FP and moved on, is that too much to ask?

― El Tomboto, Monday, October 31, 2016 12:25 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aren't you the originator of the ILX cat-lady, secret templed rooms of London zing?

I thought you'd never ask

every ilx thread but each time you write the word "bee" you close the thread faster

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, December 19, 2016 3:08 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

write read

― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 19, 2016 3:32 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

y'all even open the acclaimed music threads?

― sarahell, Monday, December 19, 2016 3:41 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait I still don't know which old shitty post liw was on about

I tried to listen to this, and the sound is okay, but there's way too much casual sexism in this song for me to like it. I guess I've become old, because when I was young I still tried to compartmentalise lyrics like this and still listened to them, but nowadays I'm just like, fuck it, my time is limited, I'd rather waste it listening to rap music that's not overtly sexist.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 3:46 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was too many casual sexism in your posts upthread for me to like them either

― dyl, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 3:49 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There was a Danish news-parody show that once had an interview with a young guy from the populist right, who'd started a group protesting left-wing bias in the media. The first question was 'Can you tell me about your new group, you right-wing asshole?'

― Frederik B, Tuesday, November 22, 2016 4:07 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not for nothing are Danes known worldwide as the kings of comedy.

― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Tuesday, November 22, 2016 4:11 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

also if you're going to post wikipedia screenshots it's a good idea to clear your history and cache, so you don't put on display what you didn't bother to click through

― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Thursday, March 23, 2017

...

i'd call faster melting of the icecaps a result

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, April 1, 2017 11:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That tends to happen each spring no matter who the president is, though.

― Frederik B, Saturday, April 1, 2017 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that's how you were freed from that glacier

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, April 1, 2017 12:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ice cold

glacial

holy shit fred b is captain america?

Cap'n Save-a-Merica

:-)

tl;dr: Philosophers should shut the fuck up from time to time, when they don't know what they're talking about.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:32 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well that's never stopped you has it

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:48 AM

What Do Stupid People Talk About?

guys you are discussing your sat scores on the internet

― horseshoe, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 2:57 PM

answer to thread title

― your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:08 PM

(it should be noted that was a self-inflicted zing AND thread-wide zing. the holy grail for zingers.)

1330 is a fairly mediocre score, is it not?

― sarahell, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 7:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ this is such a classic sarahel "I'll just put this here" post

I did applaud that

i've done my share of faux naïf trolling over the years. i wouldn't dare judge. sometimes it just leaps out of the keyboard. there was an epic response from the person with that score though with a lot of juggling of ancient testing figures found on google. so, mission accomplished.

I removed my bookmark and walked away but I really need to go back for that one

is it really a zing if everyone who was zinged comes on here and is like "heh heh yeah you got me (shrug)"

That thread is so bad

Like even after the first person to come in and call out ppl comparing hi scores, nobody snaps out of it

i'm not gonna justify anything i wrote but i sure as hell never posted scores

that thread is like

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2015/Luwf1s.gif

I wanted to talk about how much tail I got in HS but figured that'd be gauche (NB, did not get tail in HS).

i don't think i ever read jess's original thread. figured it was just a dumb people be trippin' thing. compulsive score talk is just ilx brain squad par for course. those lovable dweebs.

i'm all in favor of a "you must be this tall must have above this SAT score to post on ilx" requirement

the number will be... 1331

i went to the prom with this girl i didn't know and embarrassed her beyond belief by getting really drunk and doing coke all night and then going to a party and doing coke and drinking until 6 in the morning and then my friends drove me to danbury high school to take my SAT. i didn't do so hot. i suck at tests though. and math. i did good on the part about words though.

you lost me at "went to the prom"

we went to this girl's house and her parents took our picture and i saw the picture later and they had colored in my shoes with magic marker to make them look black. they were a very polite Indian family who had no idea how fucked up i was. she was nice too. still feel bad about that....

my tie kinda fell down...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2334/2128991121_39c3e10ba0_b.jpg