zing

nice

a reference to shitting in a houseplant

I'm now wondering how many of us had this exact same nightmare scenario flash through their thoughts

could have said 'copped a blinder' for maximum britishes-lj-annoys-and-delights-ilx nostalgia

bantz m8

blimey

never shat in a houseplant though

That's what they all say.

wait what

so you... oh wait... yeah

I'd actually forgotten

IIRC biting into a madeline supplanted shitting in a houseplant in Proust's second draft.

ok lol

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

― imago, Thursday, September 29, 2016 9:22 AM (four hours ago)

maybe after 10 years we're all collectively bored at how easy a target you continue to be.

sorry still dying at "copped a stunner"

s'ok, it's your sexyhorsepics (at least once a week at work, sexyhorsepics pops into my head, often at a work meeting and it would just require too much explanation)

if that makes you laugh as much as I just laughed, I have done my bit in life

...

it is fortunate that the Kentucky Derby does not come up very often in my line of work

I got a facebook invite sometime in the last couple years for a burlesque show, opened the event, and it had a picture of someone doing a burlesque routine wearing one of those horse masks

shook my head slowly and closed the page

my so-called friends just find my being poked by c***s hilaaarious it seems, imago

or theyre just gay

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 29, 2016

both!

lol I am still trying to figure out what the asterisks are hiding

cocks? cunts? carps? craps? curds?

on the facebook today, i saw a dead horse face-mask on a burlesque ad

a lil voice inside your head said
don't look back you can never look back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy23-SffwtU

Jon not Jon: Yes, on RYM at least I can filter the majority of these well-worn records out. Else, it just looks like every other list of albums since ever.
― pen pineapple apple pen (Turrican), Wednesday, October 5, 2016 4:32 PM (eleven minutes ago)

i think, uh, jon was referring to the social aspect of this thread/board, something that we all understand might be difficult for you to grasp
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:46 (thirty-three minutes ago) Permalink

hahaha

being zinged by k3vin k is like a double zing

😯

Lol, if Valenti isn't mentioned as someone being on the call, then none of the people you just mentioned perhaps wasn't on the call either, and the whole story falls apart...

...

kinda surprised you weren't mentioned as being on the call

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:38 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...Lol, if Valenti isn't mentioned as someone being on the call, then none of the people you just mentioned perhaps wasn't on the call either, and the whole story falls apart...

― Frederik B, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:29 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

kinda surprised you weren't mentioned as being on the call

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:38 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry, misedited the first go

zings fall apart

this on the other hand:

Kevin K's Dick Moves (2008)
Kevin K's Dick Moves in Mysterious Ways (2009)
Kevin K's Dick 2: Lapdog of the Goon Crew (2010)
Kevin K's Dick: The Hardman Years (2011)
Kevin K's Dick: Getting Bored of Making Jokes about this (2016)

― sarahell, Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:09 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can someone else, preferably a male, do this cat lady a favor and give her the attention she's clearly sorely missing in her real life

https://cdn3.iconfinder.com/data/icons/arrows-26/512/Arrows_arrow_out_of_box-512.png

where's the zing

can someone else, preferably a male, do this cat lady a favor and give her the attention she's clearly sorely missing in her real life

― k3vin k., Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark

wottice dis

yeah, what the hell man; that was a really shitty thing to say about or toward anyone

looks like kev isn't a dick after all, egg on yr face sarahel

wtf kev

jfc

gtfoh guys. sarah has been targeting me with zings for years now. she's a big girl, she'll be alright.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clap%20back

"she's a big girl" not exactly convincing me that the garbage sexist "cat lady" comment was somehow less shitty in context

I hit the FP and moved on, is that too much to ask?

that and me and 49 more

"targeting me" lol

Our conversation was short and sweet
It nearly swept me off my feet
And I'm back in the rain, oh
And you are on dry land
You made it there somehow
You're a big girl now

I hit the FP and moved on, is that too much to ask?

― El Tomboto, Monday, October 31, 2016 12:25 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aren't you the originator of the ILX cat-lady, secret templed rooms of London zing?

I thought you'd never ask

every ilx thread but each time you write the word "bee" you close the thread faster

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, December 19, 2016 3:08 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

write read

― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 19, 2016 3:32 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

y'all even open the acclaimed music threads?

― sarahell, Monday, December 19, 2016 3:41 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait I still don't know which old shitty post liw was on about