Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

With the Spy outfit he would come in and check me for wires and do the whole Pink Panther thing where he says "It is lovely weather we are having" while sneaking to the drapes and then beating the drapes up. I was envisioning a more James Bond-eqsue seduction.

― goole, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)

"drapes"

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)

oh, i don't imagine it's real, but OFFICER DOWN is a+

― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

JAZZ LOON, guys

https://youtu.be/8wK00jIO1Go

― goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 02:29 (nine years ago)

omg

― savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 02:32 (nine years ago)

IN A SENSE, THE JUXTAPOSITION OF LOONS AND CONTEMPORARY JAZZ THAT YOU'LL HEAR ON JAZZ LOON IS NOT AN UNNATURAL ONE. YOU MIGHT THINK OF THIS AS AN INTER-SPECIES "TRADING OF LICKS," OR REGARD IT AS A COLLECTION OF RIFFS OFFERED BY ONE UNCOMMONLY EXPRESSIVE SPECIES TO ANOTHER. THE MESSAGE UNDERLYING THESE SAX SOLOS, LOON YODELS, FLUGELHORN INTERLUDES, WAILS AND HOOTS, AND GUITAR PASSAGES IS ONE OF UNITY: WE ARE, LOON AND HUMAN ALIKE, PUT HERE TO EXPRESS OURSELVES AND TO JOINTLY ARRIVE AT HITHERTO UNDREAMED-OF HARMONIES. YOU HAVE JUST PURCHASED A SAMPLING OF SUCH HARMONIES, ONE THAT WE HAVE PROUDLY ENTITLED JAZZ LOON.

― del griffith, Friday, 30 September 2016 03:08 (nine years ago)

https://www.discogs.com/Unknown-Artist-Jazz-Loon/release/6315718

Tracklist
1 Sun Dancer 4:08
2 West Side Blues 2:48
3 Breezin' Along 4:17
4 Sensual Encounter 3:28
5 Nightcap 3:58
6 Just You And Me 4:40
7 Hey Pretty Lady 3:14
8 Jazzman 2:53
9 White Sand 3:48
10 Top Cat 5:08
11 Uptown Funk 4:21
12 Interlude 3:57
13 Club Catamaran 3:43
14 All Aboard 3:09
15 Weekend Romance 5:10

― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:16 (nine years ago)

very intriguing

― savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)

1. Holy fucking shit
2. I love that the image is from a cassette insert
3. The address on the insert is 125 miles from where I grew up

― joygoat, Friday, 30 September 2016 04:40 (nine years ago)

recommended right next to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfbrbW5pHI

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)

jazz loon is really something special

who knew antiseptic elevator jazz was crying out for the vocal stylings of an aquatic bird all this time

― meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)

the loon reminds me of Airto

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)

am I crazy or does Jazz Loon not have enough loon on it.

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)

I mean, if I'm going to listen to an hour plus of Jazz Loon, then I really want to hear that loon blow

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)

c'mon man it's the notes the loon doesn't play

― meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:19 (nine years ago)

ty for jazz loon

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:21 (nine years ago)

ty for new display name

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:23 (nine years ago)

yr welcome, use it wisely

― meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)

that loon has come a long way since being kicked out of 808 state

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/dbalatero/jazz-loon-all-tracks-at-once

― adam, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)

perfect. i was already playing Jazz wolf + Jazz Loon simultaneously when you posted this. ty

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)

hoooooooly fuck, that's next level

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)

the cool down at the end of this track is amazing

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)

Jazz Loon is what I've always wished Dead Can Dance sounded more like

― seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

there is a New Age Loon (and also New Age Loon II) but I can't find it streaming anywhere!!

― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:53 (nine years ago)

don't say i never did anything for you

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)

trying again

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

OH MY GOD

― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:28 (nine years ago)

hero of heroes!!!!!

― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

a coworker has informed me that he bought the jazz loon tape from a gift store in mackinac island in the early 90s

― bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)

I just listened to the mashup of all the Jazz Loon tracks and seriously almost peed myself.

― Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

New age Loon is changing my life. So smooth

― calstars, Sunday, 2 October 2016 00:51 (nine years ago)

a coworker has informed me that he bought the jazz loon tape from a gift store in mackinac island in the early 90s

I feel pretty confident that there are still copies of this available for purchase in cheesy gift shops throughout the upper great lakes region.

― joygoat, Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SbTqzGc.jpg

― esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:53 (nine years ago)

Honestly getting a little sad listening to Jazz Wolf thinking about this commenter:

Grim Grinning Ghost131 year ago
I still have trouble listening to this without tearing up. My dog that was with me from two to seventeen years old passed away a year ago. She was a wolf dog, and I used to play this and howl at her, seeing if she'd howl back. I really miss her, but I know that the bone cancer she had, isn't hurting her anymore.

― andrew m., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3Rh9mxcoU

― 龜, Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)

not to be a meme purist or anything but i kinda prefer the original white people dropping stuff in infomercials video.

― scott seward, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:53 (nine years ago)

http://www.wikihow.com/Interpret-a-Dream-Involving-a-Whale-or-Dolphin

http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/4/45/Interpret-a-Dream-Involving-a-Whale-or-Dolphin-Step-6.jpg/aid443190-728px-Interpret-a-Dream-Involving-a-Whale-or-Dolphin-Step-6.jpg.webp

― esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

I assume you guys are all already familiar with the jazz humpback whale album?

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)

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