zing

And also, obviously, the historical details which amplify the fantasy (which I have a lot more to say about, stay tuned)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, August 14, 2016 12:47 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*remove bookmark from thread*

― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, August 14, 2016 6:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's the opposite of a zing

― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:26 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a Morbs post

― A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:30 AM

why do the most weaksauce zings ever make it here if morbs is the target

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

are you alerting us to when people zing you now

i find zings not so important once youve grown pubic hair

or regrown it after getting singed

my so-called friends just find my being poked by c***s hilaaarious it seems, imago

or theyre just gay

TBF, getting poked by a c*** is a fairly noteworthy event.

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

can we go back to this for a second

*lol*

okay I'm done, continue

new board description? why yes i think so.

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread

Gorblimey, would you Adam and Eve it, guv'nor?

yo is it true imago copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread

took me a second but i realized louis was talking about being zinged not dishing a hot one out

tt is watching all gilmore girls ever and i keep overhearing/seeing it and basically at this point i want rory to suffer some sort of great misfortune, she really is the most irritating privileged little shit in the history of television, why does she even exist and why do people keep doing nice things for her, the show is completely ruined by her character

― imago, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 4:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU'RE completely ruined by your character

― j., Wednesday, September 28, 2016 5:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

x2

wasn't going to go near copped a stunner because I wasn't sure if it was meant to be cool slang, a reference to shitting in a houseplant, or something about fucking inanimate objects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj7sEMjmivs

nice

a reference to shitting in a houseplant

I'm now wondering how many of us had this exact same nightmare scenario flash through their thoughts

could have said 'copped a blinder' for maximum britishes-lj-annoys-and-delights-ilx nostalgia

bantz m8

blimey

never shat in a houseplant though

That's what they all say.

wait what

so you... oh wait... yeah

I'd actually forgotten

IIRC biting into a madeline supplanted shitting in a houseplant in Proust's second draft.

ok lol

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

― imago, Thursday, September 29, 2016 9:22 AM (four hours ago)

maybe after 10 years we're all collectively bored at how easy a target you continue to be.

sorry still dying at "copped a stunner"

s'ok, it's your sexyhorsepics (at least once a week at work, sexyhorsepics pops into my head, often at a work meeting and it would just require too much explanation)

if that makes you laugh as much as I just laughed, I have done my bit in life

...

it is fortunate that the Kentucky Derby does not come up very often in my line of work

I got a facebook invite sometime in the last couple years for a burlesque show, opened the event, and it had a picture of someone doing a burlesque routine wearing one of those horse masks

shook my head slowly and closed the page

my so-called friends just find my being poked by c***s hilaaarious it seems, imago

or theyre just gay

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 29, 2016

both!

lol I am still trying to figure out what the asterisks are hiding

cocks? cunts? carps? craps? curds?

on the facebook today, i saw a dead horse face-mask on a burlesque ad

a lil voice inside your head said
don't look back you can never look back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy23-SffwtU

Jon not Jon: Yes, on RYM at least I can filter the majority of these well-worn records out. Else, it just looks like every other list of albums since ever.
― pen pineapple apple pen (Turrican), Wednesday, October 5, 2016 4:32 PM (eleven minutes ago)

i think, uh, jon was referring to the social aspect of this thread/board, something that we all understand might be difficult for you to grasp
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:46 (thirty-three minutes ago) Permalink

hahaha

being zinged by k3vin k is like a double zing

😯

Lol, if Valenti isn't mentioned as someone being on the call, then none of the people you just mentioned perhaps wasn't on the call either, and the whole story falls apart...

...

kinda surprised you weren't mentioned as being on the call

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:38 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...Lol, if Valenti isn't mentioned as someone being on the call, then none of the people you just mentioned perhaps wasn't on the call either, and the whole story falls apart...

― Frederik B, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:29 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

kinda surprised you weren't mentioned as being on the call

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 22:38 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry, misedited the first go

zings fall apart

this on the other hand:

Kevin K's Dick Moves (2008)
Kevin K's Dick Moves in Mysterious Ways (2009)
Kevin K's Dick 2: Lapdog of the Goon Crew (2010)
Kevin K's Dick: The Hardman Years (2011)
Kevin K's Dick: Getting Bored of Making Jokes about this (2016)

― sarahell, Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:09 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can someone else, preferably a male, do this cat lady a favor and give her the attention she's clearly sorely missing in her real life