posts very much in character

really pickin' it hot and fresh, dood

one hot turd

just jealous that your greatest hit was eight years ago

shouldn't that be "greatest shit" har de har har

i found that post hilarious btw and there's no "gotcha" element or anything so the untimeliness doesn't dull its effect as far as im concerned - even kind of apropos as your primaries thread posting style is fresh in everyone's minds.

gabbnerd! haha.

the imagery almost hits the olfactory system

One last Cruz thing before tonight. I've spent the last 18 hours trying to remember a movie line that almost sums up Trump's trap for Cruz last night. (I've pretty much completely moved in the direction of the idea that the whole chain of events was a set-up.) It's Hal Holbrook in All the President's Men, disgusted with Woodward after they gum up that one key moment in the investigation:

"You’ve done worse than let Haldeman slip away: you've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn’t think that was possible."

― clemenza, Thursday, July 21, 2016 7:12 PM

lol

he can't quit those '70 movie references

morbs if you're still into human centipede roleplay please dm me.

i honestly do not understand why people are procreating

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius)

I can make an educated guess.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless)

It's good polling compared to recent polls, but it was still lower than the last ones from same polling companies. It further proves that the race is tightening, though it also seems the tightening is plateauing. We'll see if the plateauing might be reversing soon.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, September 20, 2016 1:34 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F won a gold medal at the Danish National Games with his signature tightened reverse plateau.

it's achieved by thrusting pelvis-first back iirc

I would have no qualms about advising people who don't believe in climate change to head on down to the beach

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 6, 2016 6:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My name is actually the Finnish variant of Thomas.

― Tuomas, Friday, October 14, 2016 1:50 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink[

Gah beat me to the punch by 50 secs :)

also ran here as fast as I could

How many lyrics has Dylan actually written? 36 albums, some instrumental songs, in periods he didn't write the lyrics himself. It's not even that big of an oeuvre. And how many of them are actually good and not 'Wiggle Wiggle'?

― Frederik B,

https://www.diamondlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Diamond-Lighthouse-selling-glasses-old-man-confused1.jpg

I like "Ebony and Ivory." Have you heard the demo?

― timellison, Friday, October 28, 2016 1:05 AM (fifty-nine minutes ago)

Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus?! I thought it was "rises like a lepress." Like, a female leopard.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, November 2, 2016 1:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was looking on one of the porntube type sites and saw there was an agressive blowjob clip compilation called Trump For President and a racial humiliation video in which people wave around confederate flags.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, December 12, 2016 2:13 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, you didn't ruin my evening since dogpiling is very enjoyable to me

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, December 14, 2016 4:37 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Companies owned by black people are pretty laughable compared with companies owned by Swedish people, so yeah. It's fun opening Tidal and finding *absolutely nothing* that's highly ranked on ILM.
― dlp9001, Wednesday, December 14, 2016

o_O

gosh

tbf, that's somewhat out of context and was i guess meant to be "ironic" but sheesh in any case.
context:

How do we get Tidal links included? I believe that there are alternative ways to listen to music, other than Spotify and YouTube, though ILM is sponsored by Spotify (and couldn't manage its statistical analysis without that connection).
― dlp9001, Wednesday, December 14, 2016 6:36 PM

lol tidal
― Spottie, Wednesday, December 14, 2016 6:38 PM

Companies owned by black people are pretty laughable compared with companies owned by Swedish people, so yeah. It's fun opening Tidal and finding *absolutely nothing* that's highly ranked on ILM.
― dlp9001, Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Nice one.

Don't normally post ITT but...

Are we then to assume Ghostface Killer only kills ghostfaces (whathever they are), and is not, in fact, the slayer of men we previously thought?

― Tuomas, Thursday, December 15, 2016 8:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hee

no ghostface is safe

This thread could easily be filled from top to bottom with Tuomas posts tbf.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixsa9DfoF1qblhdi.jpg

This thread could easily be filled with posts from people who are always in character

Few are as faithful to character as Tuomas. Few outside the Nordic countries for definite.

ghostface poster

Just discovered Laurie Penny writes science fiction but I'm not sure I'd like her.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 17 December 2016 15:58 (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is laurie penny a porn star?

feminist leftist journalist

otherwise we'd've been in the opposite thread

I don't think "Detachable Penis" is sexually explicit, because the lyrics don't make any reference to any sort of sexual activity. Penises do exist outside sex too. Also, was it really played on pop radio?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, December 27, 2016 2:32 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Your own
Detachable
Penis

Bands/artists who aren't the gender their name implies. [Started by Tuomas in December 2007, last updated two seconds ago by Tuomas] 1 new answer

starting it on ILE the extra special touch

Trump really looks like Chris Farley in that photo

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, November 10, 2016 9:52 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Part of my aversion to that Dr Octopus storyline is the absolute certainty that it inspired lots of disgusting porn.

I just checked to see if there's Trump cartoon porn and indeed there is.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 11:45 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was looking on one of the porntube type sites and saw there was an agressive blowjob clip compilation called Trump For President and a racial humiliation video in which people wave around confederate flags.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, December 12, 2016 2:13 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Monday, December 12, 2016 11:13 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lool

porntube type sites

i was just looking at one of those porno sites, you know the ones right