posts very much in character

people humblebragging that they have driveways itt

We don't worry about blinkers in Miami. Everyone drives with their emergency lights flashing.

good to know b4 i walk across a causeway and get killed

thing about turn signals is if you actually use them a few seconds prior to attempting a lane change, oftentimes people will speed up to not let you in. the blinker paradox as it were.

that's when I reach for my revolver

its true u r honor bound to kill them in a road rage incident then

Witness would say "he never showed any sign...." thats when you take out the entire courtrom

yeah i got my turn signals right here [takes out guns] my turn... your life off... signals [begins most horrific mass shooting this week]

a turn signal isn't just an indicator, it's a weapon

https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/p/6/005/060/28d/3b7eadc.jpg

man, cars. crazy huh?

in November I'd like to have andwhat in the booth with me so I can shit down his throat as I pull the lever for the Socialist Workers Party.

gabbnerd's name is Chauncey Gardiner?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, February 5, 2008 11:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really pickin' it hot and fresh, dood

one hot turd

just jealous that your greatest hit was eight years ago

shouldn't that be "greatest shit" har de har har

i found that post hilarious btw and there's no "gotcha" element or anything so the untimeliness doesn't dull its effect as far as im concerned - even kind of apropos as your primaries thread posting style is fresh in everyone's minds.

gabbnerd! haha.

the imagery almost hits the olfactory system

One last Cruz thing before tonight. I've spent the last 18 hours trying to remember a movie line that almost sums up Trump's trap for Cruz last night. (I've pretty much completely moved in the direction of the idea that the whole chain of events was a set-up.) It's Hal Holbrook in All the President's Men, disgusted with Woodward after they gum up that one key moment in the investigation:

"You’ve done worse than let Haldeman slip away: you've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn’t think that was possible."

― clemenza, Thursday, July 21, 2016 7:12 PM

lol

he can't quit those '70 movie references

morbs if you're still into human centipede roleplay please dm me.

i honestly do not understand why people are procreating

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius)

I can make an educated guess.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless)

It's good polling compared to recent polls, but it was still lower than the last ones from same polling companies. It further proves that the race is tightening, though it also seems the tightening is plateauing. We'll see if the plateauing might be reversing soon.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, September 20, 2016 1:34 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F won a gold medal at the Danish National Games with his signature tightened reverse plateau.

it's achieved by thrusting pelvis-first back iirc

I would have no qualms about advising people who don't believe in climate change to head on down to the beach

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 6, 2016 6:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My name is actually the Finnish variant of Thomas.

― Tuomas, Friday, October 14, 2016 1:50 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink[

Gah beat me to the punch by 50 secs :)

also ran here as fast as I could

How many lyrics has Dylan actually written? 36 albums, some instrumental songs, in periods he didn't write the lyrics himself. It's not even that big of an oeuvre. And how many of them are actually good and not 'Wiggle Wiggle'?

― Frederik B,

https://www.diamondlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Diamond-Lighthouse-selling-glasses-old-man-confused1.jpg

I like "Ebony and Ivory." Have you heard the demo?

― timellison, Friday, October 28, 2016 1:05 AM (fifty-nine minutes ago)

Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus?! I thought it was "rises like a lepress." Like, a female leopard.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, November 2, 2016 1:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was looking on one of the porntube type sites and saw there was an agressive blowjob clip compilation called Trump For President and a racial humiliation video in which people wave around confederate flags.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, December 12, 2016 2:13 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, you didn't ruin my evening since dogpiling is very enjoyable to me

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, December 14, 2016 4:37 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Companies owned by black people are pretty laughable compared with companies owned by Swedish people, so yeah. It's fun opening Tidal and finding *absolutely nothing* that's highly ranked on ILM.
― dlp9001, Wednesday, December 14, 2016

o_O

gosh

tbf, that's somewhat out of context and was i guess meant to be "ironic" but sheesh in any case.
context:

How do we get Tidal links included? I believe that there are alternative ways to listen to music, other than Spotify and YouTube, though ILM is sponsored by Spotify (and couldn't manage its statistical analysis without that connection).
― dlp9001, Wednesday, December 14, 2016 6:36 PM

lol tidal
― Spottie, Wednesday, December 14, 2016 6:38 PM

Companies owned by black people are pretty laughable compared with companies owned by Swedish people, so yeah. It's fun opening Tidal and finding *absolutely nothing* that's highly ranked on ILM.
― dlp9001, Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Nice one.

Don't normally post ITT but...

Are we then to assume Ghostface Killer only kills ghostfaces (whathever they are), and is not, in fact, the slayer of men we previously thought?

― Tuomas, Thursday, December 15, 2016 8:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hee

no ghostface is safe

This thread could easily be filled from top to bottom with Tuomas posts tbf.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixsa9DfoF1qblhdi.jpg

This thread could easily be filled with posts from people who are always in character

Few are as faithful to character as Tuomas. Few outside the Nordic countries for definite.

ghostface poster

Just discovered Laurie Penny writes science fiction but I'm not sure I'd like her.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 17 December 2016 15:58 (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink