posts very much in character

*has dealings with Libyan Nationalists*

one thing prob a majority of drivers dont understand is blinkers are for using before you change lanes if you put them on as youre changing lanes its not really that helpful cause ppl can just see yr car moving

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 11:55 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^ this is one of the truest driving-related things that has ever been spoken

― http://porno (DJP), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 11:59 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes yes yes yes yes

the purpose of signalling as you change lanes is maybe it'll indemnify you against getting a ticket

I don't even have a licence

well there is no license

for shitposting

could a mod change the thread title please?

Ya twould give an indication of the turn of events itt

hold on, lemme find something

You guys ever try the H292 amino? Try a shot of that with some TR-660, and HOOOO, you'll knock that fucker into tomorrow! Damn!

― Barry Bonds --, Friday, April 21, 2006 12:46 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only assholes back into their driveways

cheers brimstead that's more like it

like unless your "driveway" is actually an industrial loading dock and your vehicle is a truck, if you back into a driveway, you are an asshole

I started backing into my driveway again last week, it is actually very good

mostly because I back out of it first thing in the morning when I'm barely competent enough to start a car

Ppl who leave themselves backing out of a driveway are dangerous and shouldnt be allowed operate spoons much less automobiles spoons i say

another device I don't operate before 9AM

I back into my whole street

if assholes could back up cars this place would be a driveway

xp it's got a mad camber, narrow street with lots of parked cars and I no longer have a teeny car or a proper handbrake so fuck a 3-pt-turn at 7.25am or indeed any other time with screaming toddler in back

I pick up and place my car from the driveway with jackscrews

people humblebragging that they have driveways itt

We don't worry about blinkers in Miami. Everyone drives with their emergency lights flashing.

good to know b4 i walk across a causeway and get killed

thing about turn signals is if you actually use them a few seconds prior to attempting a lane change, oftentimes people will speed up to not let you in. the blinker paradox as it were.

that's when I reach for my revolver

its true u r honor bound to kill them in a road rage incident then

Witness would say "he never showed any sign...." thats when you take out the entire courtrom

yeah i got my turn signals right here [takes out guns] my turn... your life off... signals [begins most horrific mass shooting this week]

a turn signal isn't just an indicator, it's a weapon

https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/p/6/005/060/28d/3b7eadc.jpg

man, cars. crazy huh?

in November I'd like to have andwhat in the booth with me so I can shit down his throat as I pull the lever for the Socialist Workers Party.

gabbnerd's name is Chauncey Gardiner?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, February 5, 2008 11:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really pickin' it hot and fresh, dood

one hot turd

just jealous that your greatest hit was eight years ago

shouldn't that be "greatest shit" har de har har

i found that post hilarious btw and there's no "gotcha" element or anything so the untimeliness doesn't dull its effect as far as im concerned - even kind of apropos as your primaries thread posting style is fresh in everyone's minds.

gabbnerd! haha.

the imagery almost hits the olfactory system

One last Cruz thing before tonight. I've spent the last 18 hours trying to remember a movie line that almost sums up Trump's trap for Cruz last night. (I've pretty much completely moved in the direction of the idea that the whole chain of events was a set-up.) It's Hal Holbrook in All the President's Men, disgusted with Woodward after they gum up that one key moment in the investigation:

"You’ve done worse than let Haldeman slip away: you've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn’t think that was possible."

― clemenza, Thursday, July 21, 2016 7:12 PM

lol

he can't quit those '70 movie references

morbs if you're still into human centipede roleplay please dm me.

i honestly do not understand why people are procreating

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius)

I can make an educated guess.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless)

It's good polling compared to recent polls, but it was still lower than the last ones from same polling companies. It further proves that the race is tightening, though it also seems the tightening is plateauing. We'll see if the plateauing might be reversing soon.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, September 20, 2016 1:34 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F won a gold medal at the Danish National Games with his signature tightened reverse plateau.

it's achieved by thrusting pelvis-first back iirc

I would have no qualms about advising people who don't believe in climate change to head on down to the beach

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 6, 2016 6:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My name is actually the Finnish variant of Thomas.

― Tuomas, Friday, October 14, 2016 1:50 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink[

Gah beat me to the punch by 50 secs :)

also ran here as fast as I could