seeing this guy's expression ruins all my mornings
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/7q3f6bbuhDq_0JPmN55G8u1aKYMW5iA5m9T5MYun7SSoYInFN8n3AL_u6fqJ3ma_rZdx=w300
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 July 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link
this one is my current fave
https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/std_explosion_005.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1
― adam, Friday, 1 July 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link
lol
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 1 July 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link
spotify has arrived
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link
Couldn't find a pic of the actual subway version of the ad but I did this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cs0iJRsXgAAcfcV.jpg:large
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/N5tLRAO.jpg
Sometimes I feel like network ad execs give up before the show even comes out."That drama about the trial consultant based on young dr. phil that we're calling BULL? let's get a close-up of a stubbly round white guy from his sears headshots and tag it 'He'll Get You Off'. Research shows people love that."
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link
hahaha I think abt this thread every time I pass that one
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link
Sort of along those lines (lazy TV ads), I keep wanting to get a shot of the Danson/Bell show called "The Good Place" with the tagline "Where everything is good" and then a sort of second tagline "What the Fork?"
so zany
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link
i watched the show last night, the conceit is that you can't curse in heaven so everyone says "what the fork" and "bullshirt" and "ash hole"
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link
that sounds...like something that would definitely be really funny for at least an entire season of a show...
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eRjgct0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WjhdU00.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link
hi, we're looking for a drawing of a crow standing on top of a decaying gravestone with a bite mark on the corner. the gravestone should read "R.I.P. / I THOUGHT IT WAS A FRECKLE." oh yeah, and please draw a zombie hand coming out of the ground just in front of the grave. thx
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
http://www.villagevoice.com/news/subway-ad-celebrity-gregg-t-is-an-nypd-lawyer-who-bullies-civil-rights-protesters-into-submission-9351423
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link
Gideon Oliver is my hero.
He adds, "The 'If you see something, say something' campaign uncritically promotes snitch culture as a dogwhistle for Islamophobes, racists, and other bigots to inflict the government in the service of their prejudices and agendas on people I love and care about, including people I have represented in prosecutions. Since the campaign’s inception, the NYPD in particular has targeted Muslim, South Asians, Arab Americans, and others, for surveillance, prosecutions, and other harms. With all due respect to them, NYPD Legal Bureau lawyers should not be held up as heroes. In their place, I respectfully nominate the Black Lives Matter and other protesters who keep taking the streets – especially now."
― If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link
http://images1.villagevoice.com/imager/u/745xauto/9351432/111616greggt.jpg
https://coolpapaesreviews.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/paintings2.jpg
― If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link
lol such a skeeve
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 November 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link
there are these sharper image ads that are so incredibly poor. they're just like clip-art of monkeys with bad monkey "puns".
like there's a monkey on a gift-wrapped box and it says "hey hey we're the monkeys" on the poster and then "sharper image".
its the laziest thing i've ever seen.
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link
these?
https://twitter.com/SharperImage/status/809202932700811264
― the late great, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0EtqGEUsAA8cF8.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
lol fuck yes
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
well played
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g4TP4fD.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qxi3P5o.jpg http://i.imgur.com/323RaG5.jpg
why
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 March 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
Yeah really, we are living out the endgame of "juxtaposition wackiness"
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 3 March 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link
those are the worst and are making me definitely never want to try mail chimp.
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Saturday, 4 March 2017 02:58 (seven years ago) link
MailShrimp pisses me off most of all
god knows none of the others are funny either but at least they bothered to rhyme both syllables
srsly fuck these ppl -- even gregg might be better
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 March 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
somewhere out there, Dale Rimp boards the train, looks up and something catches his eye
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 March 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link
probably a shrimp
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 5 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mmBjuUs.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 27 March 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
nothing is worse than the new round of StreetEasy ads playing up their sickening one-percenter market more directly than ever, like, oh man I totally know what you mean, if I see a $3,000-a-month one-bedroom I just have to snap that up on general principle! FUuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link
Never knew what these guys were selling, but it reminded me why it's a good thing I did not own an Uzi while working as an advertising peon.
At BAM, they show a MailShrimp ad/video before every... fucking... film.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link
http://imgur.com/DSzwpA6
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link
fucking gregg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 April 2017 00:38 (seven years ago) link
http://blog.fiverr.com/wp-content/uploads/Visitors_Static_A_300x250-1.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 April 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xTISZnS.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 April 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link
... IF THIS GUY WASN'T STARING AT YOU LIKE THAT
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 24 April 2017 23:36 (seven years ago) link
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, April 14, 2017 6:43 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
slightly jealous of couples who can take an inside joke so far it becomes a beloved present.
― grand mac seizure (sanskrit), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 03:56 (seven years ago) link
https://medium.com/@freddiedeboer/the-three-hot-trends-in-silicon-valley-horseshit-95cc5a85e8a4
The basic idea here is that 40 years of stagnant wages, the decline of unions, the death of middle class blue collar jobs, the demise of pensions, and a general slide of the American working world into a PTSD-inducing horror show of limitless vulnerability has been too easy on workers. I’m sorry, Doers, or whatever the fuck. The true beauty of these ads is that they are all predicated on mythologizing the very workers who their service is intended to immisserate. Sorry about your medical debt; here’s a photo of a model who we paid in “exposure” over ad copy written by an intern who we paid in college credit that cost $3,000 a credit hour. Enjoy.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link
have only seen one of 'em, but: the poster for new book THE WAR ON COPS is absolutely infuriating.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link
the tunnel of mouths in the west 4th st station is some serious cronenberg body horror shit, fuck's sake postmates
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:40 (seven years ago) link
otfm
govern otmhttps://qz.com/980503/postmates-provocative-new-york-subway-ads-are-a-desperate-plea-for-attention-as-a-food-delivery-startup/
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:11 (seven years ago) link
there's one of a woman eating a macaron on the turnstile that's so poorly cropped i thought she was eating a can of chewing tobacco
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link
https://cdn.flickeringmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Young-Sheldon-1.jpg
young sheldon is really taking me back to the glory days of SEAN
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
will he be beaten up every 3rd ep?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link
yessssss
http://i.imgur.com/tuw92cM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5CX47nt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWEQwPq.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 August 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link
man seems like the mom in that show sure had to put up with a lot from SEAN
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 August 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
i'm assuming young sheldon is like a richie rich character, or more like a doogie howser but he's a business prodigy instead of a doctor. see he gets money and figures but has a lot to learn about life. really he would have made a great addition to SEAN's wacky little family unit.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 August 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
On my commute this morning, two little kids were talking about baseball. Kid 1 says his favorite player was Babe Ruth, Kid 2 says he's dead, and Kid 1 said he died by electrocution. I don't know where the hell he got that from.
So that was a cute moment on an otherwise bleak summer of commuting.
― carpet_kaiser, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link
Woah, that seems kinda weird now that I've written it out. I'm coming from a strange place here, people.
― carpet_kaiser, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link
Would you use time travel to kill Young Sheldon?— BANDZ STACKHAGE (@NickPinkerton) September 24, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link