Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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scott pls

where is quasi modo

cozen, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)

that breed of dog wins almost every year. I think last year was special in that the winner wasn't one of those dogs.

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2016 19:05 (nine years ago)

sweepea is just silly
peanut is straight up terrifying

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 26 June 2016 04:39 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/DrDonnaYates/status/746474903717691392

soref, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected

soref, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)

My two favourites so far are 'Sack Merkel' and 'British people should be allowed to fly the union flag'.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 07:26 (nine years ago)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/bce6b23e808bff48978f49066120f6f8/tumblr_o60kuhYIZE1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 July 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)

Stop Aqib Khan from having dead banter!

Aqib has not grasped the concept of banter and often produces jokes that aren't funny in the slightest. It is unacceptable that any human being should produce such poor banter

Why was this petition rejected?

There’s already a petition about this issue. We cannot accept a new petition when we already have one about a very similar issue.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/156717

emil.y, Monday, 4 July 2016 18:43 (nine years ago)

that one reminded me of these two people I saw at the bar a couple years ago who were all angry because the bartender told them to stop listening loudly to youtube videos

I was on his side but trying to be sympathetic since they thought he was being a dick but these people explained to me that one of them was a manager and was trying to come up with introduction/team-building things, and they were looking at "funny" lip-syncing/dancing things because they were going to do something like that to kick off a meeting

that was what they came up with to be endearing -- they thought it would be a little self-deprecating and funny to do a little song and dance routine

mh, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

a+ trolling

niels, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

DON: Well, yeah

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 July 2016 09:21 (nine years ago)

More from ObjectDreams:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0bff7dc24a436ea6c578b589f8446894/tumblr_oa6v6tcGNc1rpqkdto4_1280.png

This probably isn't the funniest one, but I just love "is it possible for us to calculate the size of a dot?"

JRN, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:43 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5fCpXdJ.png

, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)

The Cosmos Is Yours To Be Misused By

I never thought poet would be one of the first occupations replaced by robots.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaqoWcWgAAJSzF.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:28 (nine years ago)

nice

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:38 (nine years ago)

nice

, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:45 (nine years ago)

too soon

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:22 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X10UV90yIz8

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:55 (nine years ago)

http://i64.tinypic.com/2emla0w.jpg

MaresNest, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

that monster!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)

it is wednesday, my dudes

https://vine.co/v/iM0HnpBebd0

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/VTwkLLG.jpg

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:31 (nine years ago)

belongs more on nerd lols thread

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:33 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvGVzNf3J_I

scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:20 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/YOIsSSg.png

, Thursday, 21 July 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)

#4 will surprise you

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:02 (nine years ago)

You'd know more than I.

pplains, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:36 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDWdUCF7SvA

based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:41 (nine years ago)

i want to kickstart a series of youtubes of me deciding not to buy things

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1223572320992844

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)

LOL Hitler

http://i.imgur.com/iySyPTS.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

the chair guy and autism:

http://triblive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/lifestyles/homegarden/s_642688.html

scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:18 (nine years ago)

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8816774912/hBC66441D.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

plastic chair guy is not that far removed from people who are into design imo

mh, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:31 (nine years ago)

main difference being i would happily spend an hour talking with plastic chair guy

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

Every time I wanna make fun of someone for being weird, they turn out to have the autism. It's no fair.

del griffith, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

i did it today. i was at the lol apple store and i saw two guys holding hands and thought "that's weird they're holding hands like that in the mall" because it didn't look romanting or anything it just looked odd. then one of them got on the ground in the apple store and i understood. i think they were brothers.

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)

http://www.topgear.com/car-news/interview/dartz-inside-worlds-craziest-car-company#1

Three Word Username, Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/c0eGMzp.gif

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

I think my favorite part is the yellow fire hydrant exiting stage left

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)

in my mind's ear it says whaheeeeee in a little helium voice

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/RuczJfZ.gif

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN3wawg1C28

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)


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