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i was pretty awesome huh

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

she was thuggish

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

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the columbians, what fucking retards, god.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

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i have absolutely no idea why coke never did anything for me?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

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― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

i saw cocaine cowboys

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

the new "i am spartacus"?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Crank. Fun, would've been funner with somebody besides Jason State Ham, but well worth the hour+ it took to t0rr3nt. The public fucking scene was pretty hilarious.

I have not saw cocaine cowboys.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

You saw Find Me Guilty on Rosenbaum's recommend, Morbs? I think it's safe to say my days of automatically wanting to see anything he recommends are over.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 February 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty not-impartial about Statham, and I still thought that movie sucked. Fun if you can stomach it, though!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

well my entire exp w/ Vin Diesel was Saving Pvt Ryan and The Iron Giant. I have to agree w/ whoever wrote Vin was "charmingly terrible." Lumet's forte is not comedy of any stripe.

Tears of the Black Tiger
The Ruling Class

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Vin Diesel needs to do a D&D movie, an even cornier one than that Jeremy Irons/Thora Birch monstrosity of a few years ago.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

Morbs, you haven't seen Pitch Black?? It's the real source of my crush on Vin Diesel, The Fast and the Furious was just icing on the clutch. I mean, cake.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha, Laurel, did you see Chronicles of Riddick??

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. It sucked. I was so looking forward to a gritty, mean prequel, to the whole prison story of the flashed eyes, etc. And they gave us...Riddick. Fuck 'em.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Pitch Black was pretty good. I steered clear of Chronicles though.

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I kept thinking the Rock or Vin Diesel would be capable of a stretch of cinema as awesome as Arnold Schwarzenegger's from '85-'90, but no dice.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, you KNOW I don't watch films like that. or, now you do.

Kind of an ambitious weekend ahead:

The Painted Veil
Inside Man
Friends with Money
Down in the Valley
United 93
The Pied Piper (Jacques Demy -- starring Donovan!)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hey hey hey - don't discount the Rock just yet!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Vin Diesel should have done so much more in the vein of Pitch Black. He's a sci-fi fan and life-long dork to begin with, he could pick and choose projects, and I like his presence -- for all his gorilla image he's a lot less wooden than Affleck or etc. There are even moments of respectably deft comic timing in PB! His descent into tribal-tattooed stunt man Hollywood schtick makes me sad.

Morbius, I really think you should watch it! You can devote 14 hours to someone's masturbatory French new wave project, you can take 129 minutes out of your busy life for prime Vin Diesel.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

I have only watched a 3-hour masturbatory French (retro) new wave project lately. bb is the one wants to see daylong Rivette movies!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

that one where the rock costars with the lumber is pretty sweet

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hey hey hey - don't discount the Rock just yet!

Walking Tall was SUCH a waterdown that there's no way this guy's gonna make badass shit on an prime-era Arnie level.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

on a prime-era Arnie level. And while the fight scenes were great, The Rundown was disappointing too.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

My biggest issue with Chronicles of Riddick is that I went in expecting folks to be yelling "RIDDICK!!!" every couple minutes (interspersed with lots of explosions), instead everyone just sort of hissed it in disdain (and there were very few explosions). Disappointing.

Isn't there a 3rd movie to the PB/Chron of Rid series?

The Rock needs to do some buddy comedy/cop movies a la Rush Hour with Andy Dick or someone.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, I guess that's kind of what Walking Tall was supposed to be, wasn't it?

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

After the original Pitch Black (2000) proved a success on DVD, Universal became interested in making a sequel. Writer/director David Twohy wrote the screenplays for not one, but three sequels. He and Vin Diesel put them into separate leather binders and presented them to Universal, along with the key for the first binder.

The Rock is making a movie with Kyra Sedgwick about a football player who discovers he has a little girl.

Vin Diesel's next three IMDB plot outlines are more promising:
A man on an alien planet quests to catch an elusive giant fish.

Veteran-turned-mercenary Thoorop (Diesel) takes the high-risk job of escorting a woman from Russia to China. Little does he know that she is host to an organism that a cult wants to harvest in order to produce a genetically modified Messiah.

Vin Diesel stars as the Carthaginian general who led an elephant-riding battalion across the Alps to attack Rome in the 3rd Century B.C.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

The Rock should be Hannibal, not Vin!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that seems like a mis-cast -- but the fish one and the symbiotic hosting one sound GREAT TIMES A MILLION.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

morbs let me know what you think of painted veil. i dug it.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

whoa those three sound rad

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

esp the giant fish one

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

[10:39] me: those sound amazing!!!
[10:39] tim: those sound like NES games
^otm

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

unless it's just vin diesel in overalls and a straw hit sitting on an creaky old doc with a fishing line tellin' yarns while three moons orbit in a pink sky

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I believe I read somewhere that Rockfish is going to be animated.

He doesn't just star in the Hannibal movie, he's directing (and producing too, I think?). I remember reading somewhere it's been a lifelong dream of his.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Bobby vs. The Quest

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.movieweb.com/news/82/7082.php

According to Variety, Vin Diesel's One Race Films production shingle is partnering with Blur Studio to make a CGI feature based on the indie toon house's short Rockfish.

The thesp will voice a lead character in the sci-fi actioner, which will likely be aimed at a more mature audience than most studio-produced digitally animated pics.

One Race is now seeking independent financing for the production, which it hopes to bring in for under $30 million.

Diesel will produce with One Race partner George Zakk and Blur creative director Tim Miller, who wrote and directed the short and will helm the feature.

Rockfish short is about a man on an alien planet trying to catch a giant "rock fish" that lives underground and disrupts the planet's miners.

Diesel provided the voice of the giant in WB's critically acclaimed The Iron Giant.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

maybe there will be a Wii game where you get to do alien fishing as Vin

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

...with sexy results?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

He and Vin Diesel put them into separate leather binders and presented them to Universal, along with the key for the first binder.

omg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I am officially obsessed with Vin Diesel today. Maybe I will rent The Pacifier on my way home.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to think the other two Riddick scripts are sitting, still locked, somewhere in the offices at Universal at the bottom of a big pile. Someone should try to rescue them!

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

clearly none of you want Vin to stretch a la Find Me Guilty.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want anyone to stretch a la Find Me Guilty

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I remember liking his performance in Boiler Room, though.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Rock 'n Roll High School.

Not as fun as I remembered.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

A Dirty Shame

Meh. It was definitely John Waters, but he kinda got all "MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" with a wide array of sexual fetishes & subcultures, but the overall movie was pretty sex-positive and fun.

Patti Hearst as a recovering froteuse was pretty good, tho.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Not as fun as I remembered.

i used to date a girl who was like two parts riff randle and two parts jenna jameson and 8 parts bat shit crazy.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

haha

i am excited about these upcoming Vin Diesel projects

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

he should combine all 3 into one Vintastic Extravaganza!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

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