posts very much in character

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive

i think a lot of people have a finer set of antennae for 'character' than i do

What was the name of that ILXor who used to (before ILTMI existed) make all sorts of colourful TMI comments about riding her boyfriends big dick, her bowel movements, etc? She was cool.

― Tuomas, Friday, June 10, 2016 12:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Tuomas' mom?

Here goes..LOL. It was when I accidently queafed *pussyfart* (it never happened to me before) when my ex (thankgod) wanted to do me 'doggystyle' in the pussy (before anyone thinks he took my anal cherry,That's still there *thank god*)
That to me, was my most embaressing experience in sex, which was ages and ages ago.I am happily engaged to Nik, and very happily!But,(no pun intended) I am hoping to give my anal cherry to Nik) on our honeymoon,I wonder if I am going to fart on his penis, that TRUELY would be MORE embaressing!!!!!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, January 28, 2003 8:23 PM (13 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72bPUXefB8c

gotta side w tuomas on this one thats a quality post

always thought becky was someone's sock project

Misspelling of truly is the worst thing there

For Luna,How do You figure that out? What you are really saying is that nomatter what someone does, You can never prove who you really are, right? So if *YOU* say you are who you say *YOU* are, how the fuck are we sure about that, then?and if someone can vouch for You, how are we sure it's not You, or just someone playing along with what you want them to say? Are *you* really female? You want to know something, I don't think You are,You got just as bad a 'schtick' as anyone else on the net!basically that is what You are saying,and that doesn't even make a hell of alot of sense actually, because then everybody is just as big of a liar as You are claiming 'me' to be...tsk.tsk.
― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, January 30, 2003 2:14 AM (13 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was trying to point out that perhaps there's a better way to prove yourself than being a loudmouth, obnoxious twat?
As for myself, I've never claimed to be anything other than who I am, nor do I particularly care what a board full of strangers thinks of my sexuality.

I was TRYING TO HELP YOU, YOU FUCKTARD.

God forgive me, I won't make that mistake again.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, January 30, 2003 5:20 AM (13 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Posts very much in character.

lol

lol did luna really try to call out becky? good times!

Just saw Emirates are showing the games live in flight, making my decision to go with Qantas because they have marginally better wine regrettable.

― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, June 11, 2016 9:04 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Excellent stuff from SV.

Ha

before dinner + several drinks tonight, I heard this argument, to my shock, on FOX a couple times.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, June 24, 2016 11:11 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.whiskyintelligence.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/graeme_mcdowell_-_2009_championship_blend-300x200.jpg

http://eltijuanense.com/images/malacopa5.jpg

dank

In a poll between Trump and having a nail driven through my penis, I'd probably choose the latter inasmuch as I'm more confident of my penis's ability to heal from that trauma than I am in America's

― There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Saturday, June 25, 2016 2:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i admire this. shamefully, i think i would choose trump in that instance, even if doing so would make him president.

― Treeship, Sunday, June 26, 2016 2:35 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

it would be interesting to market a coffee shop on the basis of the honesty of its clientele

― Treeship, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 2:20 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"salt of the earth coffee -- good people. good coffee."

― Treeship, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 2:20 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus christ

why is it always me on this stupid thread

there was a context to that -- i'm not actually making that coffee shop

i could take 2 minutes and find an lj being lj post and post it here if it makes you feel better

trouble brewing

I guess those jokes would make more sense if I knew what turn signals are...

― Tuomas, Sunday, 17 July 2016 09:24 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actual lol

amazing

excuse me but how do they signal a turn in (whichever Scandinavian country tuomas is from)

lane changes are forbidden there since the incident of aught four

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f6/92/6d/f6926dcce58aab7303d490edfff2ae65.jpg

btw there is a dedicated tuomas pvmic thread

I know what those things are now, since it was explained in the thread. And we have them here too, it's just that I don't know anything about cars, so I wasn't sure at first what that term was referring to.

I didn't know that indicators are called turn signals in the US either

indicators is a more elegant name for them

oh ffs

I prefer "clicky blinky things"

they're kind of a sore subject with me because i dated someone who would get annoyed that i overused them. like, pulling out of the driveway i put them on out of habit even though no one could possibly be behind me.

you should have adopted a genuinely irritating and very out of character habit, like chain smoking with the car windows rolled up

btw TS's previous post is vvmic

"Blink's very strange!"

btw there is a dedicated tuomas pvmic thread

they're kind of a sore subject with me because i dated someone who would get annoyed that i overused them. like, pulling out of the driveway i put them on out of habit even though no one could possibly be behind me.

how could someone get annoyed with 'overuse', are you expected to check all around in case there's no-one there or no pedestrian about to come round the corner before you use them? No, you make it a fucking habit and do it all the time so people don't have to second-guess what idiotic drivers are doing grrr grr non-use of indicators is one of my biggest pet peeves

otm and idiot drivers who signal one way and then go the other. that must be some kind of dyslexia right bc it's not that hard to remember which way to flick the fucking thing

yeah that was my thinking, kinder.

when you think no ones there is exactly the time blinkers are most valuable