Misdirected emails

plasma donation can be done more often since they filter it out and return most of yr blood, often used as an income source if you're broke and not an alcoholic or drug user
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_donation#Apheresis

I don't think the volunteer donation places let you go more than once a month but the $$ places let you go more often

Girls......missing you, for sure...no golf...but good to see you looking quite fine in Slovenia and Willy playing in Paris..yes!

I keep busy trying to keep ahead of the weeds in the yard and the cobwebs in the house, and working on the Juneau team, phone calls and mass mailing. What a drastic political season we are caught in....a very good time to be abroad. Enjoy Enjoy!!!!

Love you..Hugs.
Nancy

willy playing, eh.

I used to get emails from a US school, where I apparently worked. I even responded a few times when they asked for ideas about stuff. I guess at some point they figure it out. It was kind of fun, though.

Re: Grand Theft Auto Online - Xbox One - Lost Progress

Hello Jordan,

Thank you for contacting Rockstar Support.

Since you gave someone else access to your account which resulted in a deleted character, we are unable to restore it. Here at Rockstar Support, our focus is to help players who are having technical support issues with our games. We hope you understand, and please do not hesitate to reach out in the future if you are having technical issues with any of our titles.

Please let us know if you have any further questions or issues.

Best regards,

Luke M.
Rockstar Support

Hello handsome man, how are you doing , well am Janet, you gave me your email address but i was away for a while i would like to know if you can get this mail and i will be grateful to hear from you soon as possible i can't wait to hear from you back and get to know more about each other....

this just arrived with no subject or text

http://i.imgur.com/ujhvIHU.jpg

eww!!!

fuckin marinara, that

Montana Hikes

https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/montana/canyon-lake


Thanks,
Ryan Neese
Commercial Manager
ADM Milling Co.
398 East San Antonio St.
New Braunfels, TX 78130
Work:
Mobile:

Confidentiality Notice:
This message may contain confidential or privileged information, or information that is otherwise exempt from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient, you should promptly delete it and should not disclose, copy or distribute it to others.

Good Afternoon Matthew,

Thank you for your earlier telephone enquiry.

I have checked our availability and The Gallery is currently available on Saturday 17th September for your Leaving Party. The Gallery can hold a maximum of 80 guests for a Party, has both natural daylight and air conditioning with a pitch view and is located on the third floor.

Due to the LCFC vs Burney Home Fixture on Saturday 17th September, the earliest entry you would have to The Gallery would be from 8pm.

Based on the above, please see proposed costings for your Party below;

· Room Hire @ £600.00 + VAT
· Minimum Bar Spend @ £300.00 + VAT
· DJ & Disco @ £275.00 + VAT

If catering is required, please let me know and I will be send over a revised quote for you.

If you would like to make a provisional booking, or if you require any further information at this stage, please let me know and I will be more than happy to assist.

Kind Regards,
Sarah

Your appeal to the ticket has been received and reviewed by the traffic clerk. The appeal has been denied. Please pay the ticket within 7 days to avoid additional fees.

Appeal Details
Violation Parked Facing Traffic/More than 12" from Curb
Amount $30.00
Chalk Start
Chalk End
Comments Parked Wrong Direction
Date September 01, 2016 7:53 PM
Reason The violation for which I received this parking citation is for parking more than 12 inches from the curb of the road and for parking facing traffic. I believe that this was unreasonable considering that I was parked away from the curb due to a low ditch between the curb and the edge of the street. I found it unsafe and possibly damaging to park in the ditch, for that I parked only a couple of inches away. I did not realize that parking facing traffic would be a problem considering that I only desired to park right in front of my friend's home instead of across the street and because I was parked on a wide residential road where there is not much traffic. I understand the violation, but I see no real unsafe or inconvenient problems with my parking situation.
Decision Reason Parking this way requires you to drive into oncoming traffic while parking and then again when you leave. This creates a potential hazard. This is a State Ordinance.

this dork I've never heard of before CCd me in an email asking ppl to write positive Amazon reviews of his novel. he has the worst bio ever

About the Author
Thomas Hocknell is from Kent and lives in London. He has been a social worker, car salesman and gardener. He attended the Faber Academy and The Life Assistance Agency is his first novel. His regular Idle Blogs of an Idle Fellow aims to embrace random topics of modern living, but mostly complains about other people's inability to make decent tea. He also writes for Classic Pop magazine, the Good Men Project and The Line of Best Fit.

I am emailing you to ask for an appointment.
I have been informed that i am one of the top 30 students in my year and therefore should be looking for grammer schools and a levels.
I could really use your advice and guidance.
Sincerely
Christopher

I've been thinking about you and your family and the hurricane. Is your Mom's condo near the hurricane area? It sounds so scary. Please let me know so I can stop worrying about you!
Wendy

Received a draft of a Spanish-language novel asking for my opinion, entitled 'ETERNAMENTE JUNTOS'.

"
Hi Bootyheaddivahannafuck,

Welcome to your NEW FUTURE! We are excited to be part of the journey with you!

UoPeople is the world’s first tuition-free online university, bringing accredited degree programs to you anytime, anywhere! We offer you small class sizes, an international student body, top of the line professors, leading professional advisors, and all the tools to create a strong career path. Be a pioneer in today’s world; take part in a university that is changing higher education and building a brighter future for you!"

Weird, someone else has the same username as me?

:)

I get a lot of gmail meant for other people (these are all different people):

- chain emails from "mom"
- some dude just bought a deer-hunting license in Wisconsin and opened his account with my email
- Irish horse-racing line ups to be authorised
- warehouse temp's pay slip (weirdly this was from a temp agency in my home town)

They all go to <my email> @ gmail.com, but with the dots removed from <my email>.

you guys

Subject:

Here's your pet's photo!

Body

http://i.imgur.com/e67xOQS.jpg

They couldn't find a Santa over 30?

well, in dog years

Just got this guy's Orkin receipt at my govt name address and holy cow. For this:

Bait Station (Rodents) Installed, Carpenter Ants Service/Treatment, Inspected outside for rodent entry area, Inspected/Treated Bar (Beverages) Area, Inspected/Treated Dining Area, Inspected/Treated Maintenance Area, Inspected/Treated Storage Area

Dude gets billed $500 A YEAR.

rats are drawn to the butter sauce

Not the only ones.

When Floki and the other men returned to Norway, they were asked about the newly found land. Floki believed it to be worthless. Herjolf believed that the land had both good and bad qualities. Thorolf claimed that butter was smeared on every straw on the land that they had found. Thorolf was then nicknamed Thorolf Butter (Icelandic; Þórólfur smjör).

Dear uncle sean,
Thank you so much for the hannukah present. I definitely will use it. Happy new year!
Lily

someone seemingly registered for something called Fitness Singles, a UK dating site, & used my email address

Someone working at Goldman Sachs in London shares my name and I frequently get emails he thinks he's forwarding to his personal email I guess. Last week I received an invitation to a GS strategy conference in Zurich and got access to all the presentations. I often receive booking confirmations at expensive hotels around Europe. I don't really understand how this guy still hasn't realized his mistake but hey I had fun looking at those ppt presentations.

Misdirected e-card with music and angels and everything. :(

Hi Tara,
I hope the surgery went well yesterday and that God is sending you his healing graces.
I won't be at Bible Study next Wednesday but look forward to seeing you soon.
Warmly,
Rita

I had to sent a reply card with a smiling snowman on it to tell her that she had the wrong email.

Dear Mahoghany,

Thank you for your interest in a position with Hooters of America, LLC. Your application will be reviewed by our management team, and we will contact you within 3 to 5 days, should we feel that your background meets our current needs.

Thank you again,

Human Resources Team

Is Mahoghany your middle name?

it's his Hooters name

Reservation Confirmed.

Holiday Inn Express & Suites Oklahoma City North
12013 Holland Street
Oklahoma City, OK 73131


Check In: Check Out:
03/18/17 – 03/19/17
03:00 PM 11:00 AM

Rooms: Adults:
1 2

They asked if I wanted to modify my reservation. I said sure, and said I wanted extra pillows.

I continue to get the payment confirmations for some damn lady's BMW she bought.

this one i really don't understand. monique has a significantly different name from mine, i def don't know tom young, so how the hell does this get to my inbox?

Hi Monique,

I enjoyed our short conversation yesterday and hope all is well with you.

The cost of the 24 engraved nursing pins is $12.25 each.

Unless you prefer another address the pins will ship via UPS to you at xxxx Ave, Chicago, IL 60615
The pins are in the manufacturing process and should be completed before the end of April.

Regards,

Tom Young

some people give their spouse or coworker's email if they share one for family/office purposes

i've been getting office depot receipts for everything some dude named george buys

A New Orleans friend sent this to me. A life-long New Orleanean and someone whose business is impacted by tourism, about the only thing left to fund the city, she has worked with others through local committees to no seeming avail. The Mayor refuses to listen and twice has sought to remove monuments secretly under cover of night. The state goveernment seems the only help currently.

So I pass this along to you and ask that you forward it to as many people you know who believe that General Lee should be left where he is and General Jackson where he is and all the monuments to African-Americans remain where they are. Our state has a richly diverse culture and history, and in so many ways NOLA is our capital city, our genesis, the place we went on school field trips as children, and the place to which we've returned to throughout our lives.

If you will, call. And pass it along to your friends.

Thank you,
Gaye

well, that took a turn

Dear DR. [ACTUALLASTNAME],

Accuralink services for your 2017 Acura ILX have been restored.

Sincerely
AcuraLink ILX

Your application to renew your driving licence at 70 or over
You have begun the process of our application to renew your driving licence at 70 or over, but you haven't completed it yet.

Really tempted to call and alter this dude's order, just to specify full-boned chicken wings or something. Someone else do it though, I'm at work and I forgot my phone at home.

Your Order from Chili's (Transit Rd) Is Being Prepared

CHILI'S (TRANSIT RD)
4153 Transit Rd, Clarence, NY

1 2 Liter of Iced Tea
$3.50
1 Boneless Honey-Chipotle Wings
$10.14
1 Triple Dipper
• Southwestern Eggrolls
• Crispy Honey Chipotle Chicken Crispers
• Big Mouth Bites $12.24
1 Homestyle Fries
$2.24
1 5 Piece Garlic Toast
$1.99
Subtotal:
Fee:
Tax:
Tip:
Total: $30.11
$9.99
$3.50
$6.54
$50.14
Method: Credit Card
Order #: 1506079156
Deliver to: Micheal Wall, 48 Barry Pl Buffalo, NY
Order date: 06-27-2017

Have questions about your order?

For delivery issues

Call the restaurant

at 716-631-2222 *

Big Mouth Bites

I get so many dental x-rays these days, it's not even funny.

I'm still getting Ms Fenton's BMW car payment reciepts.