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its not bad to look like a horse

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

black BEAUTY

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

also "Edward III", i don't think we've ever met

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

noize has to be run by a horse--it's in the ilx constitution. therefore, you are a horse.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

jw was totally a horse

Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

User has been successfully banned for 6 days.

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?en-US:official&hs=OeX&q=cuttyhorse

ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

Did you mean: cutty house

brewer and what (some dude), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

europhonic cutty house

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

enormous, epic, cutty, house

brewer and what (some dude), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

Really surprised no one heisted this for a name yet.

angry, vegan straight edge, and beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

thought that said and I'm gonna attack her ass to ass as soon as I do see her, had to read twice

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

insert Requiem For A Dream joke there

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13015/requiem-for-a-dream

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

xpost dangit

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

dude just take her

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha oh shit drudge siren on this for real

where was she -- soda bar, weather up, or barrette

Update: Another sighting! From yesterday:

Hey I definetely saw her yesterday in prospect heights at vanderbilt and park place. Spoke to sgt Ross [of the Salt Lake City PD] and gave him coordinates. Was with a lightly bearded guy, tattoo blazing. Had read the observer article 2 hrs earlier.

dmr, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

lol im gonna guess that every short asian chick in brooklyn is arousing suspicions from good citizens at this point

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

arousing a lot more than that too i bet

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

i have a hot azn grifter waiting in my bed for me so i'll say this

starsky and what (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

nerd!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

typical hipster priorities: you can bend reality to your will with your mutant powers and all you do is kite checks

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Sgt. Ross? Another Brooklyn hipster for you on Line 2."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

this is just another hipster scavenger hunt at this point

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

she's more of a predator than a scavenger

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

Was with a lightly bearded guy

i love beards

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

oh look it worked thx cutty

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

lightly blended beard

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

didn't know cuttyhorse jokes were off limits

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

Ten months ago one of this kind stalked and eliminated an group of hipsters in Utah.

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

btw i'm shaving before i enter brooklyn just in case.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

i love every hipster in BK is attemping to do a HIPSTER CITIZENS ARREST

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

Hello. I really appreciate the message that you sent. Surprisingly enough, all of the emails that I have received have been in the same vein. Makes me feel SLIGHTLY less of a terrible human being.

Yes, I made mistakes and yes, I hurt people who cared for me (and vice versa). However, I have made amends with most of those individuals, and have attempted to rectify my poor decisions by paying them back. I know that it is neither here nor there, but what the article didn't mention is that I haven't done anything of that nature for years. I understand that that, in no way, justifies what I did ... but I definitely recognize that what I did was really REALLY shitty, and like to think that I have learned from my mistakes.

Anyway, I didn't mean to barrage you with my...whatever the fuck those preceeding paragraphs are...my sincere apologies.

Thank you, again, for your kind words.

Without Wax,

Kari

velko, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

omg she is trying to scam us again

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

PS can u cash a check 4 me my bank is closed

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

I shaved my beard last week, dodged a bullet there

dmr, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

excuse me but i have a beard

o super i have a tattoo reading i love beards plz could u give me $500 my bank is on vacation

ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/swf/fl10/ToneMatrix.swf

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

don't sense she understands that stealing money is different then breaking heart

bnw, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

I haven't done anything of that nature for years except for pretending that I have cancer, of course, which isn't really that shitty if you think about it.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

oh she's good

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

it's better than ~having~ cancer, right?! u wouldn't really want me to have cancer would u?????

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

you should be relieved!!

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

this reminds me of that book about how like 1 in 10 people is a sociopath and everybody knows one.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

thought that was gays

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

lol

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

o i guess it's actually 1 in 25 so not like the gays

http://www.audiobooksonline.com/media/The_Sociopath_Next_Door_Martha_Stout_unabridged_mp3_compact_disc.jpg

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

I think gays actually know a higher percentage of sociopaths.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)


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