Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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http://i.imgur.com/h8Ye3Rg.jpg

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, Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:53 (ten years ago)

heh.....they say that Del Mar is where "the turf meets the surf"..... I guess in this case, it's where the "Surf Wax America" (Weezer song) meets the "turf" (land on which cattle grazes and beans are grown, which are two of the ingredients of chili)... heh

del griffith, Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:44 (ten years ago)

tomatos also grown on "turf"

map, Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:51 (ten years ago)

well there ya go, joke even funnier now, muchas gracias

del griffith, Thursday, 12 May 2016 20:37 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eWQAt2PPQXX

, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:13 (ten years ago)

oldie but goodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3DllvVSsLc

, Monday, 16 May 2016 12:30 (ten years ago)

is that windmill arms thing like the official 311 dance or something? or does this uplifting music just make people want to fly like eagles?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:20 (ten years ago)

I appreciate the fact that the cameraman is doing it too

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:22 (ten years ago)

willing to bet that's Austin, Texas.

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 14:28 (ten years ago)

As an Austin resident, I've never witnessed this phenomenon, maybe I don't go to the right bars. Wasn't aware of our rep for being a city full of corny 311 fans.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:39 (ten years ago)

is there any other way to dance to 311 tho really i think not

Spottie, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:41 (ten years ago)

there's the dance where you cross your arms against your chest, lean against the nearest wall, and frown until the 311 song is over

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:43 (ten years ago)

full range of emotion full range of styles

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:44 (ten years ago)

Just looked at the comments and:

I'm not allowed in that bar, but that's down 6th street. Can't wait til I'm legal to enter :) 

Fair enough that every city has a sixth street, but I know where the most famous sixth street of them all is!

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:47 (ten years ago)

well, I can't really argue with that...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:49 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7MeupXW.gif

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:51 (ten years ago)

buffalobilliardsaustin.com

El Tomboto, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:55 (ten years ago)

there's the dance where you cross your arms against your chest, lean against the nearest wall, and frown until the 311 song is over

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, May 16, 2016 11:43 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we call this move "going to omaha"

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:47 (ten years ago)

listen, not all bands can be slipknot, ok?

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 22:19 (ten years ago)

*extreme nu-metal scream in a mask* response to u

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:57 (ten years ago)

I have been looking for that 311 video for a while so I pinwheel my arms in thanks to you.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:58 (ten years ago)

i don't like 311 but i like ppl sharing a good vibe and i approve of that video

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:11 (ten years ago)

i appreciate the token dude with dreads

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:27 (ten years ago)

that's what that rustie album with all the slap bass is, iirc

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:06 (ten years ago)

no wonder I liked it so much

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:09 (ten years ago)

best

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:25 (ten years ago)

hehe, this one also

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Seinfeld Remix):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZyT4YfIiY

davey, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:43 (ten years ago)

:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2T9AAn2m4

davey, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 03:17 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kamUq1G.jpg

, Friday, 20 May 2016 12:33 (ten years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/2mvco/videos/517828881732577/

I can't stop laughing at this

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:29 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/riarklerise/status/733389885038428161

ulysses, Friday, 20 May 2016 19:51 (ten years ago)

There seems to be no middle ground between the nihilist gore/porn dumpster of 4chan and the nostalgia mash-up cuddle puddle of Imgur

Can I just say how much I like this post and agree with it's statement. (i.e. OTM)

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:46 (ten years ago)

Boris uses The Force

http://i.giphy.com/12HM8t3Sl5hjTW.gif

StanM, Sunday, 22 May 2016 16:14 (ten years ago)

those two women were awesome on the amazing race. that must have hurt so much getting smacked like that with a watermelon and they just kept right on going. i was very impressed. that was a good season in general.

x-post

scott seward, Sunday, 22 May 2016 21:33 (ten years ago)

Stole this from the shreds thread because I laffed hard.

https://vine.co/v/ePmzxKzKnLK

Corn Elephant, Jr. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 May 2016 04:30 (ten years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/zach.lapidus/videos/10107105609892679/?pnref=story

a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:33 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KStfXEc.jpg

, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:53 (ten years ago)

lol GYM DAVIS

andrew m., Wednesday, 25 May 2016 16:22 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eX2ezVpxuZA

, Thursday, 26 May 2016 12:34 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlP4Z_pWhKo

how's life, Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:05 (ten years ago)

she is the best tbh

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:46 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/y1qFvCs.jpg

, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:21 (ten years ago)

*witnesses female being disrespected in his presence*
*leaves, goes home, turns on computer*
*writes email to offender*
*returns to scene, sees offender again harassing woman, this time from inside a tank*
...

a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:25 (ten years ago)

But wait, isn't the first weapon the tank-slicer?

emil.y, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:33 (ten years ago)

that's the way I read it. He (or she) attacks them with a sword and then if necessary writes an email.

silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:45 (ten years ago)

I'm also wondering how exactly how respectful it is to refer to a woman as "a female"

silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:50 (ten years ago)

I assumed he was speaking in order of the picture, u guys are ignorent.

a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:52 (ten years ago)


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