yeah but all this chick has to do is move to seattle and go by a nickname and she could do it all over again imo, though it sounds like she's OCD about certain things and would probably repeat them and therefore be easy to figure out.
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly i don't know why but i'd like to strangle fat asian head
― cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
her fat asian head
the whole blogstorm about this is pretty amazing & hilarious too--i didnt really know that the brooklyn-online-bloggin-media world was so incestuous
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean, i did, but
, but
― cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i kinda have to lol @ how she snowed all of brooklyn
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
can't wait until brooklyn blogger icey weighs in on this
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
who is super stupid
― goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
haha nice question
― goole, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
from the looks of those peeps in her photobucket, i'd say they had it coming
― velko, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont want 2 b rude cutty but i was kind of disappointed at how long it took noise to have a thread for this--old school noize would of had a thread about this chick before she was ever the in the paper
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
HI CHAKI
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
momus joke goes here
― bnw, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
im a new poster
― super stupid, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
its a pretty unremarkable story imo except for the korean abdul-jabbar and hot dog down the hall etc lines - but those are fairly ultimate
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
lol hot dog down the hall
― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link
y'all should take this shit to 77
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:02 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
hey not all of us are invited
lool the more i think abt it the more korean abdul-jabbar is a super hilarious name for a crazy fraudulent lil korean chick w/a dragon tattoo to call herself - i mean u r having trouble telling this girl is completely insane how
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck 77 this is classic nb styles
― super stupid, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
hi chaki
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
brooklyn is the domain of the NB, why should this be 77?
― cutty, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
no google?
― bnw, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys could fight over her while she steals your money
― bnw, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
xxpost because y'all are getting into posting phone numbers and shit
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks for weighing in icey--always good to know you're chasing the zeitgeist dragon, so to speak
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
posting phone numbers is way more classic noize than it is classic 77
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
i knew this girl in hs who was a compulsive liar who told people she had emphysema and various other wild bullshits - sadly she never came up w/anything as good as even a mouth handjob let alone korean abdul-jabbar - she was tiny and cute too - prob helps w/telling absurd lies
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
np que ;)
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
band names
mouth handjob v. mormon grifter
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
hot dog down hallway is played out
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
by definition
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:36 PM
u guys r forgetting that she's also wanted in salt lake city. for actual crimes, not just luna-esque e-swindlin'
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
lotta ppl are wanted in salt lake city! whats newsworthy about this is that she banged a lot of dudes who spend a lot of time on the internet--also had a hilarious basketball-based name
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
blog recognize blog
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i44.tinypic.com/ezeih0.jpgJABBAR WANT MOUTH DOG
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
― velko, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:49 PM
^^real talk
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
absolutely
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
not gonna lie ws
― mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
would grift
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
u guys come on regardless how much u disagree w/someones sartorial choices they really dont deserve to be ripped off and manipulated by the monster korean abdul-jabbar
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
saw her nicknamed "Kim Cheat" somewhere
― brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
no, they deserve to be cut into chunks and fed to honey badgers but we're just quibbling about details here
xp
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
never underestimate the power of an army of hipster blogger
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
giving hundreds or thousands of dollars to someone you don't know very well is just not a smart thing to do, period
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
even for mouth handjobs?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
ESPECIALLY for mouth handjobs
The one time I had a roommate situation where someone decided not to pay rent and run up bills, we called his family and had them pay the outstanding balances, then kicked his ass out of the apartment, so I really don't get the people who got wholesale taken in by this woman (the dude in SLC who dated her after she full-on ripped off his friend is particularly not worth my sympathy).
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:20 PM
tell that to u.s. banks! HEY-O
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm also boggling at the "here, cash this check for me" thing, mostly at the dude who asked the bank, "hey, is this legit?" and the bank going, "oh sure! um, wait..."
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
o sure theyre real i mean theyre checks they look like checks right carry on
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
in the hallway
― dayo, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
think that through
― goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Ouroboros-simple.svg/200px-Ouroboros-simple.svg.png
― mh, Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://vimeo.com/53044579
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
https://www.thecut.com/2022/05/kari-ferrell-hipster-grifter-comeback.html
― 龜, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link
hmmmmI curse the writer for mentioning there’s an instagram, which I obviously had to go look foraccount name is… well, some things never change
― mh, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 21:13 (two years ago) link