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'how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

― goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

'how many guys named c-murder does it take to get convicted of murder?"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

but I guess in the latter case there are REAL LIVES AT STAKE AND GUYS WHO ARE TRYING TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

how many raps does it take to rap

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

times like this when i miss ethan the most

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

j0hn, I wouldn't call myself a "rap stan" and more of "guys not making the same boring, hacky rap jokes all day" stan. Making fun of c-murder is like worse than a "wolf band" joke at this point unless there's some layer to this hilarious link that I'm missing

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

where are all the c-murder jokes

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

whiney quit being so exasperated all the time. isn't it exhausting?

― cutty, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

A+ zing, Dr. Phil

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

yeah I mean yr right that it's not particularly funny but it hardly seems getting worked up about

like, it would be funnier if he got that GI disease that makes you vomit feces because there'd be lots of "truest shit I ever said" jokes to be had but in the meantime we gotta make do with the material at hand

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JMFyHlo3RhI/R7DVxyLOZkI/AAAAAAAABM4/sWKpR-pOnTY/s400/CartmanCrapMouth2.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

whiney i have your back on this whole boring c-murder thing. i think you making meta references to "wolf bands" are more tired than actual sincere cornball wolf band jokes though.

― brewer and what (some dude), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

what if c-murder killed a member of wolf parade by unleashing a wolf on him

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

and then burned down an arcade

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

and then clapped his hands and said, "yeah"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

would that offend you, yeah?

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.moresoon.org/projects/Smiling_01.html

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

director of lols needs to enforce some QC in here

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

ew forks

― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

I have five tabs of him open right now
he's my new office buddy

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

i'm callin him CLIPPY

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

was gonna do this:

Whiney G. Weingarten to host anti-~~whine~~ drowning press conference

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

but Dr Phil's zing is top shelf, kudos

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

esp if he was making this face while zinging
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/33enf52.jpg

― NasenFlutin', Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

not so much surprised as fascinated

― forksc-murdertofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

'what is it'

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/04/Round%20Enemies/Art/Finished/041309_circularenemies_obs01--article_image.jpg

― superior mutants - SQUEEEE! (stevie), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 08:48 (seventeen years ago)

damn, nb's got no apprecation for the surreal clusterfuck that is new orleans politics/community.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://8.media.tumblr.com/immBMOwuFmby0ljpjFM7BBOqo1_400.png

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:30 (seventeen years ago)

We LOL now, but I guarantee that customers will be pestering me about the goddamn thing at work within a month.

― Young Wayne Newton (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 April 2009 09:48 (seventeen years ago)

get a new job man

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 12:43 (seventeen years ago)

emergency measures have been taken on the hipster grifter thread

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

so glad I saw that youtube ad first, the inevitable GIF loop of the foot going in and out of the foot scrubber would have been terrifying to encounter without context

― Milton Parker, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/dating-in-nyc/71377/date-these-new-yorkers/34.html

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

I knew about six of those "date me" folks.

― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

My style: “Bald, optimistic, spirited.”

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

"I’m not an elitist and I love to teach."

"And that was Paul Westerberg with 'Love Untold'. Now Paul was the frontman for a band out of Minneapolis called The Replacements. They were the leaders of the Twin Cities punk scene along with Hüsker Dü, a trio made up of Bob Mould, Grant Hart, and Greg Norton. Another interesting piece of trivia about Minneapolis? That's right, PRINCE - or, 'the artist formerly known as Prince' - is a native of the North Star State as well.

"Coming up, Letters to Cleo. I'm Matt Pinfield. I’m not an elitist and I love to teach."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

^______^

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

One of Gaillard's most celebrated series of pranks, titled "Kangaroo Rampage", involved Gaillard dressed in a kangaroo costume. Gaillard steals food, coffee, a parking attendant's ticket book, a policeman's hat, kicks a golfer into a water hazard, and kicks sand in beach goers faces.

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

kinda lol but mostly french

― caek, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

there's some collegehumor bullshit thing that does IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL LOL public stunt bullshit, but I like Remi cuz he's got a Tom Green pranky vibe to it

― biz mrque (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

well, dude does get arrested a lot.

― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

Not enough though.

― Alex in SF, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/2d9r9qb.gif

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

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