zing

you're a mod, can't you just unlock one of the 1p3 fart threads if you want to make fart jokes?

I have no right to hate, but I'll note once again that the fart/art pun is the lowest form abused by art departments everywhere. at least twice as bad as the already horrible e(art)h.

did someone say fart

get a new joke

― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckshit

Also

trenchant social commentary 2

...burn?

waterface you have to recognize the burn before you can recover from it

Feel like posting random examples of shitposting as riposte has established ilx precedent but if you limit yourself to "search for threads started by" you're not gonna come up with the goods

that's not what i meant

wtf "a new joke" is the name of my dog!!!

Full name: episode iv

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/us/women-settle-11-million-lawsuit-with-napa-valley-wine-train.html

Ms. Johnson said that the book club was looking forward to returning to normal. She said the group meets on the fourth Sunday of every month and plans a yearly visit to Napa Valley. Another jaunt on the wine train is not in the works, however.

“I think we’re going to stick to limousines as our designated driver,” Ms. Johnson said.

Yeah, let's recap: The idea that Hillary has been helped in her career by her gender is complete horseshit. If anything, Sanders would never have pulled off his narrow upsets without the sexist vote.

Always good to repeat that every now and then.

― Frederik B, Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:27 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can tell it feels good to you

― ejemplo (crüt), Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:28 AM

Just rewatched Hoop Dreams last week. (I was thinking of showing it to my grade 6 class--once I got up to the fifth or sixth thing I was going to need to mute, I abandoned the idea.)

I can see the comparison. Love both films.

― clemenza, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:36 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Arthur's mom getting her nursing certification = Mason's mom going back to school. Films very much about motherhood, too (and fatherhood, though not as much).

― clemenza, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:39 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the wrong one won the oscar.

― StillAdvance, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, Hoop Dreams was robbed of the Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role Oscar 20-odd years ago.

― CRANK IT YA FILTHY BISM! (jed_), Friday, May 27, 2016 4:22 PM (12 minutes ago

This one is taking his first steps here. He's got a great haircut. I smiled at the little sh1t

― calstars, Friday, June 24, 2016 5:38 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

omg google for "shit" and find calstars

― Neanderthal, Saturday, June 25, 2016 6:49 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

other way round tbh

― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, June 25, 2016 7:36 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i very, very nearly posted that exact exchange here but actually it works better neanderthal's way around. valiant effort tho on wins' part

And also, obviously, the historical details which amplify the fantasy (which I have a lot more to say about, stay tuned)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, August 14, 2016 12:47 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*remove bookmark from thread*

― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, August 14, 2016 6:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's the opposite of a zing

― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:26 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a Morbs post

― A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:30 AM

why do the most weaksauce zings ever make it here if morbs is the target

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

are you alerting us to when people zing you now

i find zings not so important once youve grown pubic hair

or regrown it after getting singed

my so-called friends just find my being poked by c***s hilaaarious it seems, imago

or theyre just gay

TBF, getting poked by a c*** is a fairly noteworthy event.

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

can we go back to this for a second

*lol*

okay I'm done, continue

new board description? why yes i think so.

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread

Gorblimey, would you Adam and Eve it, guv'nor?

yo is it true imago copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread

took me a second but i realized louis was talking about being zinged not dishing a hot one out

tt is watching all gilmore girls ever and i keep overhearing/seeing it and basically at this point i want rory to suffer some sort of great misfortune, she really is the most irritating privileged little shit in the history of television, why does she even exist and why do people keep doing nice things for her, the show is completely ruined by her character

― imago, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 4:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YOU'RE completely ruined by your character

― j., Wednesday, September 28, 2016 5:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

x2

wasn't going to go near copped a stunner because I wasn't sure if it was meant to be cool slang, a reference to shitting in a houseplant, or something about fucking inanimate objects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj7sEMjmivs

nice

a reference to shitting in a houseplant

I'm now wondering how many of us had this exact same nightmare scenario flash through their thoughts

could have said 'copped a blinder' for maximum britishes-lj-annoys-and-delights-ilx nostalgia

bantz m8

blimey

never shat in a houseplant though

That's what they all say.

wait what

so you... oh wait... yeah

I'd actually forgotten

IIRC biting into a madeline supplanted shitting in a houseplant in Proust's second draft.

ok lol

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

― imago, Thursday, September 29, 2016 9:22 AM (four hours ago)

maybe after 10 years we're all collectively bored at how easy a target you continue to be.

sorry still dying at "copped a stunner"

s'ok, it's your sexyhorsepics (at least once a week at work, sexyhorsepics pops into my head, often at a work meeting and it would just require too much explanation)

if that makes you laugh as much as I just laughed, I have done my bit in life

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