zing

Hiney B. Buttgarten

did you guys read about the dream I had about you on the ILX dreams thread on ILE?

― Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no i've never looked at that thread

― lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:43 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just went and read the dreams thread and that exchange gets even better

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:21 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

i know i'm the zingee on that one, but
http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

:D probably more a lol than a zing but yeah A+

maybe even a vendetta?

no

clearly not LJ, stfu

aw just playin' folks

dyson with sb

hahaha

fuck me if there's a more useless word than "overrated" - it's like a t-shirt saying "I have run out of interesting things to say"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so you're saying overrated is overrated

― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am going to make a shirt that says that

sorry that u guys still cant get over ur stunted childhoods? but maybe? deal w the fact that u will never be as happy as ur were in 1985 jackin off w ur friends watchin et?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whoa dude i was just making a joke - didnt mean to trigger any traumatic flashbacks

― s1ocki, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahaha where is that from?

the 1985 comedy thread

wasn't max born in 1985?

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

born from a puddle of sperm found inside on a ET VHS clamshell

and was named after the hit 1985 movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

― cutty, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cutty has to go back in time next week and make sure max is born or all his posts will be erased

lol

you're my noise bro....and you're peeing on me

Odd years vs even years (in terms of which produce better music)

I think this thread has lived out its potential and purpose now.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It'll be a great thread next year.

― Mark G, Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well, when 36K die each year from plain ole flu, why the fuck are people freaking out about a tiny number of deaths? i actually know the reason. ratings, clicks, money. media outlets are pushing this story to drive traffic and viewers. call me when 37K are dead.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:35 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

retarded

― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When even someone going by "buttz" finds your three sentence brainshit irredeemably stupid, it's time to reassess.

― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

re asses

Hi. I've tried to clean up my act, and in spite of the occasional grievous error (which I've profusely apologised for) such as JFC.jpg, I think I'm largely succeeding. Whether this is a sign of belated maturity or a reaction to the sword of Damocles imminently pendant over my very ILX existence remains to be seen; I'd rather hope to think it's the former, but if SB has had a positive effect, it HAS been to impress the value of thinking before posting with somewhat more assiduousness than I'd been exercising beforehand. 3 SBs gained in the past 4 months (at last count; can this please be updated in case I've caused any significant offence in the past few days), as opposed to 90 in the previous half-year, bears testament to this. I'm seriously trying to stave off the remaining nine, even indefinitely, if I can.

Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)

― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:34 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tl;sb

― estela, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:44 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

her gossamer light rapier thrusts, which are like being impaled by a summer breeze

- colin s barrow esquire

this is as lollsy as balls imo: big haha and egg on face for the reynolds stans imo. rave is some reactionary tory-boy shit.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:36 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought you weren't that into it?

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:40 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

i'm pretty sure that less than 50% of human beings on the planet Earth have heard "Every Breath You Take"

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 8:50 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm pretty sure people too dumb to understand hyperbole don't deserve to have the concept explained to them.

― Alex in SF, Friday, May 1, 2009 8:55 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too dumb, lol

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 8:57 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Don't worry gabbneb you'll hit 50 soon enough and then you can go back to picking nits off your dick.

― Alex in SF, Friday, May 1, 2009 8:58 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wait you actually think there is a single human being on this planet that hasn't heard "Every Breath You Take"?

― Alex in SF, Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Haha, yes.

― Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I meant the planet Earth btw.

― Alex in SF, Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

someone had some attitude in their cheerios this morning

also, gabbneb must be nearing 51 now

alex is always like this - im happy that he's hit the big boards finally

yeah i love alex when he's not directing the h8erade at me

both alex and que are intimately familiar with my dick having, you know, spent so much time on it

this fuckin guy

familiar with your dick-having

can they confirm this

here's a good one

Chris and Cosey had a remix pack in the mid 90's featuring house and techno artists such as Carl Craig. I think you guys are confusing YOUR knowledge of what is out there with the general knowledge that is out there.

― pipecock, Friday, 1 May 2009 22:44 (Yesterday) Permalink

i released that on my old label.

― stirmonster, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:01 (Yesterday)

can they confirm this

never had gabb dick, if that was the question

familiar with your dick-waving

that level of syntax torture is unlawful in the new obamamerica

i released that on my old label.

― stirmonster, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:01 (Yesterday)

from where?

henrik schwarz, ame, dixon - the grandfather paradox

that was a beautiful moment, i obtained much lol

yeah and he actually did more than release it too - he conceived it, possibly along with his dj partner of that time, got the mixes commissioned, put the thing together etc. i mean not single handedly but there were only 3 of them involved afaik.

dropping the new science and kicking the new ke-nowledge

;) just saying that it's typical of stirmonster to downplay that.