zing

continued appreciation for your diplomacy in these times, darragh. truly working as an international partner.

that video is really something.

idk about diplomacy but experience with ilx is that even when everyone else is obviously wrong and stupid and you yourself are clearly wielding a glorious metaphorical broadsword of impeccable rhetoric with burnished edge of harsh truth it is still unpleasant when they are all shouting at you and you should probably not continue with the wielding, wielding being a pretty useless activity insofar as getting anywhere in this harsh world goes

yeah let's all just be pleasant to each other that should work out

maybe i misunderstood, it's hard to to hear you down here when you're on such a high horse

imo darragh's trying to say he has no horse in this race

we should all just get along and love one another except deems who we should fp

I would like to contribute more to u.s. politics threads, give freddy b some competition for the role of most stridently misinformed northern european

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, freddy b

Fuck u brimstead.

Not really

But yknow yeah at same time you fight, fight hard and get mad, get so mad, on message boards, you're definitely earning the merit badges required by doing that. Online rumplestilskin the shit outtve whatever.

just feel bad abt how everyone in the world follows our terrible politics

no one in america can name a single foreign head of state except hitler

Not even Queen Elizabeth?

who?

just feel bad abt how everyone in the world follows our terrible politics

Presidential elections, nothing else.

Helps if a clown like Trump is running, of course.

who?

Queen of Denmark, mother of Hamlet IIRC.

Boom

@DennisThePerrin
Being a Hillary apologist these days is a form of performance art.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:38 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@ManTheAlive
Being Dennis Perrin these days is a form of performance fart.

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow zingmeter hits a new low

@DennisThePerrin zings himself.

you're a mod, can't you just unlock one of the 1p3 fart threads if you want to make fart jokes?

I have no right to hate, but I'll note once again that the fart/art pun is the lowest form abused by art departments everywhere. at least twice as bad as the already horrible e(art)h.

did someone say fart

get a new joke

― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckshit

Also

trenchant social commentary 2

...burn?

waterface you have to recognize the burn before you can recover from it

Feel like posting random examples of shitposting as riposte has established ilx precedent but if you limit yourself to "search for threads started by" you're not gonna come up with the goods

that's not what i meant

wtf "a new joke" is the name of my dog!!!

Full name: episode iv

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/21/us/women-settle-11-million-lawsuit-with-napa-valley-wine-train.html

Ms. Johnson said that the book club was looking forward to returning to normal. She said the group meets on the fourth Sunday of every month and plans a yearly visit to Napa Valley. Another jaunt on the wine train is not in the works, however.

“I think we’re going to stick to limousines as our designated driver,” Ms. Johnson said.

Yeah, let's recap: The idea that Hillary has been helped in her career by her gender is complete horseshit. If anything, Sanders would never have pulled off his narrow upsets without the sexist vote.

Always good to repeat that every now and then.

― Frederik B, Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:27 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can tell it feels good to you

― ejemplo (crüt), Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:28 AM

Just rewatched Hoop Dreams last week. (I was thinking of showing it to my grade 6 class--once I got up to the fifth or sixth thing I was going to need to mute, I abandoned the idea.)

I can see the comparison. Love both films.

― clemenza, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:36 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Arthur's mom getting her nursing certification = Mason's mom going back to school. Films very much about motherhood, too (and fatherhood, though not as much).

― clemenza, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:39 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the wrong one won the oscar.

― StillAdvance, Friday, May 27, 2016 11:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, Hoop Dreams was robbed of the Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role Oscar 20-odd years ago.

― CRANK IT YA FILTHY BISM! (jed_), Friday, May 27, 2016 4:22 PM (12 minutes ago

This one is taking his first steps here. He's got a great haircut. I smiled at the little sh1t

― calstars, Friday, June 24, 2016 5:38 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

omg google for "shit" and find calstars

― Neanderthal, Saturday, June 25, 2016 6:49 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

other way round tbh

― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, June 25, 2016 7:36 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i very, very nearly posted that exact exchange here but actually it works better neanderthal's way around. valiant effort tho on wins' part

And also, obviously, the historical details which amplify the fantasy (which I have a lot more to say about, stay tuned)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, August 14, 2016 12:47 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*remove bookmark from thread*

― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, August 14, 2016 6:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's the opposite of a zing

― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:26 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a Morbs post

― A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:30 AM

why do the most weaksauce zings ever make it here if morbs is the target

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

are you alerting us to when people zing you now

i find zings not so important once youve grown pubic hair

or regrown it after getting singed

my so-called friends just find my being poked by c***s hilaaarious it seems, imago

or theyre just gay

TBF, getting poked by a c*** is a fairly noteworthy event.

i copped a stunner on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a peep, yall lost your touch

can we go back to this for a second

*lol*

okay I'm done, continue

new board description? why yes i think so.