thank god i quit drinking...
― Matt P, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:37 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)
fwiw i'm 3 months sober
xpost LOL!!
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)
So yr follow-libcrypt-around-to-bitch-about-him work is strictly for charity, eh?
― libcrypt, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)
yes
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
liberatin' dat crypt
― Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)
vendetta
― maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)
matt p, libcrypt, and jaymc all v much in character
― The-Reverend (rev), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble.
― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, April 13, 2009 9:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
not possible
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
lol "matt p drinks a lot" doesnt make that post any less zingworth, buttcrypt
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
he's like a politician trying to deflect a zing with a smear campaign
― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
itt add butt to people's names
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
buttofu
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
do you one better:
― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
forkslovebutt
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
J0rdan B.
fartsclovebuttocks
― and twat lavey (Dr. Phil), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, you can keep that one.
― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
I know, butt?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
Hiney B. Buttgarten
― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
did you guys read about the dream I had about you on the ILX dreams thread on ILE?
― Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no i've never looked at that thread
― lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:43 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― rio (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:16 (seventeen years ago)
I just went and read the dreams thread and that exchange gets even better
― Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:13 (seventeen years ago)
Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?A: Sea-Murder
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:21 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
i know i'm the zingee on that one, but http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
:D probably more a lol than a zing but yeah A+
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
maybe even a vendetta?
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
no
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
clearly not LJ, stfu
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)
aw just playin' folks
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
dyson with sb
― estela, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― caek, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
fuck me if there's a more useless word than "overrated" - it's like a t-shirt saying "I have run out of interesting things to say"
― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so you're saying overrated is overrated
― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)
i am going to make a shirt that says that
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:10 (seventeen years ago)
sorry that u guys still cant get over ur stunted childhoods? but maybe? deal w the fact that u will never be as happy as ur were in 1985 jackin off w ur friends watchin et?
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
whoa dude i was just making a joke - didnt mean to trigger any traumatic flashbacks
― s1ocki, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:06 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahaha where is that from?
― goddam seals get SO much pussy (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 08:21 (seventeen years ago)
the 1985 comedy thread
― cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
wasn't max born in 1985?
― ian, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future
― cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)
born from a puddle of sperm found inside on a ET VHS clamshell
― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)
and was named after the hit 1985 movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)
very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future― cutty, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cutty, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
cutty has to go back in time next week and make sure max is born or all his posts will be erased
lol
― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)
you're my noise bro....and you're peeing on me
― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:53 (seventeen years ago)
Odd years vs even years (in terms of which produce better music)
I think this thread has lived out its potential and purpose now.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
It'll be a great thread next year.
― Mark G, Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― just being playful and friendly (some dude), Monday, 27 April 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
well, when 36K die each year from plain ole flu, why the fuck are people freaking out about a tiny number of deaths? i actually know the reason. ratings, clicks, money. media outlets are pushing this story to drive traffic and viewers. call me when 37K are dead.
― brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:35 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
retarded
― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
When even someone going by "buttz" finds your three sentence brainshit irredeemably stupid, it's time to reassess.
― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― What an ego stroke that would be! (stevie), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 09:06 (seventeen years ago)
re asses
― GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 09:08 (seventeen years ago)
Hi. I've tried to clean up my act, and in spite of the occasional grievous error (which I've profusely apologised for) such as JFC.jpg, I think I'm largely succeeding. Whether this is a sign of belated maturity or a reaction to the sword of Damocles imminently pendant over my very ILX existence remains to be seen; I'd rather hope to think it's the former, but if SB has had a positive effect, it HAS been to impress the value of thinking before posting with somewhat more assiduousness than I'd been exercising beforehand. 3 SBs gained in the past 4 months (at last count; can this please be updated in case I've caused any significant offence in the past few days), as opposed to 90 in the previous half-year, bears testament to this. I'm seriously trying to stave off the remaining nine, even indefinitely, if I can.
Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)
― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:34 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
tl;sb
― estela, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:44 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)
her gossamer light rapier thrusts, which are like being impaled by a summer breeze
- colin s barrow esquire
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)
this is as lollsy as balls imo: big haha and egg on face for the reynolds stans imo. rave is some reactionary tory-boy shit.
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:36 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I thought you weren't that into it?
― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:40 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― What an ego stroke that would be! (stevie), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
― babyface (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
i'm pretty sure that less than 50% of human beings on the planet Earth have heard "Every Breath You Take"
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 8:50 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I'm pretty sure people too dumb to understand hyperbole don't deserve to have the concept explained to them.
― Alex in SF, Friday, May 1, 2009 8:55 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
too dumb, lol
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, May 1, 2009 8:57 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Don't worry gabbneb you'll hit 50 soon enough and then you can go back to picking nits off your dick.
― Alex in SF, Friday, May 1, 2009 8:58 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 May 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)